Iza, son, listen to your mother here: avoid bad companies. There is a small salary and the boss goes.

xxxh: I can't seriously watch this restling - it reminds me of pre-school battles
WOW: Why is this?
When I was very small, we had a strict code in the area - we fought always one on one, and friends in the row stood. If you were beaten, your friend went out, if he was beaten, then the next, and so on. And what funny looked such fights when on each side not one person - two rounds! ) And if he did not hold back and helped in the fight to help his, while he fights - you could get rid of his... so what these adult uncles are doing - I got sick at 4-5 years old!

Xxx: Hunted as a dog
YYY :?
Xxx: She doesn’t just eat her dry food
Eating a cat.
Yyy: I think I guessed.
Xxx: I took in a bowl, put a dog food
Yyy: Ahah
And the dog ate it all.)
Yyy: Suddenly the cat is better fed

xxx: when I read such limitations stupid, I want to ask where drivers are written
YYY: But there’s the plus, that he doesn’t fall, he just gives a mistake.
The Android Developer.
XXX: Well, at least it doesn’t fall with the system!! to
That is all shit and it doesn’t work is a little bit.
xxx: the next will be "well at least does not dismantle the system"
xxx: "no but does not burn the gpu"
yyy: "well, even if it does not burn your eyes"
xxx: "well, at least it does not connect to the skynet and does not burn the surface of the planet"
yyy: "no, at least not destroying the universe"
You see, you are lucky!

In the cold season of the year, they decided to hang food out of the window... until they noticed that it was stolen by crows! They dragged our bags with food, addicts worn. I had to break up in the refrigerator.

At the time, we successfully slapped the mailbox behind the window: it was made of DVP and saved from crows.

I watch football, the match Chelsea-Dinamo, in the upper corner is written CHEL 0-0 DNA, a girl fits and asks:
"Who is playing? Humanity against DNA?"

A colleague, a 45-year-old mother of a high school student and a first-class student, thoughtfully issued:

Nothing makes a woman older than adult children.

X: Should I try a new OS?
Yes, this is a very useful asshole.
XXX: Well, this is how I work without a new OS...

FB by Tatiana May:
With the permission of the owner, he removed the shelter.
A friend is a librarian at school. My son is more interested in computers than in studying, as many people do now. Here, after another couple in literature, he was expelled from the comp and sent to read "The Captain's Daughter" with a subsequent recital. I have read. I came to tell. At first, everything is fine, but now comes the second chapter. I quote: And then they were driving in the steppe, there was a turmoil, the road was slow, they were lost. They began to freeze. But then we met gay..."
Mother in shock: Who?
Son: “Well, gay, blue, but he was a good man, he showed them the way.
My mother has a heart and a book. All by Pushkin. Heroes go to the mouthpiece on the steppe, lose the road, and then a man appears in the mouthpiece (Pugachev) and they turn to him: "Gay! You are a good man!"
It’s a pity that I’ve grown up and I don’t get that much anymore. Although "in bright swamps" we still remember.

With GT from news discussion: "Sennheiser will release a new version of the Orpheus headphones for $55,000".

Listening to music on the headset model released in 1991, some people even cried (c)

XXX: A very cheap show

yyy: They may pay after receiving a loan of $55,000

“Nikita, don’t take all the toys, you won’t take them all at once.
Dad, you are yourself now.

and Rish:
I have lived in the apartment for 4 years. During this time, three men who cared for me beat their heels in the chest that it was necessary to make a repair, "because it is impossible to live like this!". The first came together immediately after the offer to help. The second said, “Take it all out, and I’ll make it all right.” Well, I didn't have much time to crack it before it merged - it turned out to be cosmetic. The third took the matter with enthusiasm, crushed to the state of ruins and - right! He fell in an unknown direction. I, as a mother, went to ask for help from others. It dispersed the last cavalry in this way (although probably for the best). Borrowed to the edge of a best friend, crushed with a bat, who was also lazy for a teacher’s salary to hire a brigade of good guys, had to master everything himself: concrete contact, spatle, glue, wallpaper, blow drill, hammer, scissor, screwdriver, in general, a full set. Today, I saw the cabinet with an electroplate, of course, broke the pile. I went to the store, explained to my uncle what I needed, chose, paid, he wrapped me, I stood and fought: "Lord, what a fuck, oh, I'm a small fragile blonde, and I'm doing such a fist!" My uncle cautiously gave me a very careless phrase: "So a friend needs to be made that he does!"... In short, he, in my opinion, offended my homeric rust :(

An acquaintance, a business woman just over 40, who has already visited almost all plastic surgeons in our small town in pursuit of going away youth (I think everyone knows that the abundance of plastic is rarely successful), put it in social media. online photo from the holiday - our "heroine" next to a huge crocodile... I really want to leave a comment: "e*at... this is a crocodile!!!" but I am afraid that the surrounding "right" will understand me... :-D

Speech of the Mayor of Kiev
The main thing is, try it.
I have nothing specific to object to.
The ideal politician

XX: I don’t think... They have a characteristic rounding of corners, too square.
yyy: Too square rounding – you’re a designer, right?

An American boxer explained shooting in gay porn as a benefit... an athlete, a boxer, a gay, a movie... what a boring life we live...

The forum. Topic "In which district does the governor live?"
The comments:
He walks with bodyguards everywhere.
The love of man̆ is afraid :-)

I am currently doing an online shop. Well, some actors in their youth in erotics or porn were filmed, for the sake of money, well, and as if the beginning of an acting career. Here I drink this site for money, well, like some experience. Just like those actors. And I want something big, clean and light, there is Java or.net. The main thing is not to get stuck in this "porno" forever.

Comments on "Photos of the Palace of Shoigu"
xxx: Only when I saw it I recalled the music from the Opplot in Heroes 3 and thought about hiring gold dragons and unicorns?
yyy: So here are you, PAK-FA and "Armata"...

Alexis the Elder:
I would also call my son Alex. It will be the youngest.

The polarity:
The oldest was indeed a dude.