All, you have already read the best, and on the main from boredom entered, in the abyss a bunch of quotes read, over the ridiculous cracked, cracked over the stupidity of the ridiculous. Plus/minus and balloons followed...
Go to sleep, right? to work tomorrow. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
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Thank you, you really helped...

I don't know what hit my head, but I remember how in many movies a pack of money is thrown up and they fall so beautifully and elegantly to the ground. I got 30,000, I calculated it first. A room was chosen as a test site (not on the street to throw). He threw up - an indescribable spectacle of slowly falling rubles.
I counted, I counted, and I didn’t count a thousand. Cut off all the cuts, nothing. Slowly mad, he decided to repeat the whole process first, in order to determine the location of the requested note.
Rain of money again! I raise my head in view of all this magnificence.
Here is she, the fool! It hangs on the luster.

From Ashka, after three hours of silence
Goodbye (20:06:17) breastfeeding
Sokol (20:06:23) Where is it?
Goodbye (20:06:39) Check the connection.

xxx: Listen, that’s why we don’t have this show in Russia, "Finding and dating"?

YYY: Muahaha, how do you imagine that?

yyy: see, first of all, it is only the Americans are "living in a two-storey house with 4 bedrooms and mom". We would rather live in Khrushchev, a one-bedroom apartment with mom, dad, two brothers and a dog.

XXXX: Rolex

YYY: And secondly, they drive around the houses when a person is on foot at home, i.e. in the weekend. Behold, after inst, you finally decided to fall asleep, then you knock on the door, you open and some Negro pulls her out with a scream "Search and date, out!" What is your reaction?

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

yyy: Right, the Negro gets into the board and flies down the stairs. Why not in Russia?

If “Comedy Club” is humor, then onanism is sex!

My daughter 15 years. Teaching Russian language. The teacher explains "parallel comparisons", such as: as a bird in the sky flies, so a good man jumps on the field.
He says, “You guys, it’s very difficult to make such comparisons, but I was able! I will start the phrase now, and you will finish it in the meaning: like a beetle in the field, so a girl in the wool.
What happened to the children is difficult to pass on, who continued, who fell under the barrel, rotted for a long time, to tears. Well, what can a girl do in the bee in the posture of a folded beard? The teacher was upset and said, "You all did not understand this way, it was necessary to continue with the word: it is sick!" There was a second part, the children swapped.

One lady told Ranevskaya that she is still young and looks beautiful.
“I can’t answer you with the same compliment,” she replied boldly.
You would lie like me. Advised by Faina Georgievna.

Who remembers the inscription "Now the power of the computer can be turned off" press +, want to feel that you are not alone.

Friends, stop getting out!
There has also been a lot of talk about bird flu. So here, gentlemen, on the whole planet Earth was officially registered only 300!!!cases of human bird flu. However, George W. Bush was able to convince the Senate of the need for anti-epidemic measures and allocate $10 million for the purchase of the vaccine. Only 40% of the shares of the pharmaceutical company where the vaccine was purchased owned by Donald Rumsfeld!!! Secretary of Defense of the USA. What a coincidence. Anishchenko also saw the pharmacy network purchased.
H1N1 has no more fatal outcomes than conventional flu. Take vitamins and take care of yourself!! to
with Optimist

What is the address of Yandex?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No need... I found it through Google.
thx: >_<

Capec... from the girl now the SMS came: "Send a SMS to my number with the text "I love you" and you will get your long-awaited sex"

Everyone with Halloween
Smoothie or flu!

The pigs have yet to find a way to avenge Ukraine for their love of salu...

It is done! My mom wrapped the socks. These are the warmest shoes in the world! The fact is that my mom has been chesting wool from our Persian cat for 2 years to make a strain! And I was collecting literally meters of a cracking thread of network cables! That is, the socks were wrapped as if in two strands - one thread - a cat's veil, the second thread - from a screw... In the end, there were warm and durable socks! Thank you Mom! =) is

Servant: Do you want something else?
We wish you happiness!

On the packaging with cheeses is written: "Storage conditions - HZ". Few people know what it means to keep frozen.

Panic over the flu. We go on the subway with a colleague, we observe people in the marble bandage dialogue:
I: All these packages. I will be sick so I will be sick, that as it is written in my family, I am a fatalist.
Collega: You in the word "pohuist" 4 mistakes made:))

In the guests well, but at home you can crack.

We had a mouse at home. One day I woke up from running on the bed. It was a pity to kill her, so I kept her running, leaving her food in the closet and cleaning behind her every day. Now she is trained. He no longer runs away when I open the closet, but just looks with the reproach "Close the door, it’s cold". This is how I got a pet.

I was a witness last year, as a steep black jeep on the Sokol was driving along the tramway path, and when he stopped in front of the tram that was going in front of him, he began to bicycle.