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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38583
 09.11.2010
Ptich: Few people know that the children of the players of the Russian national team in volleyball behave roughly, fearing crushing backbones :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38582
 09.11.2010
I don’t know where I am now, practically.
Cube: I did not study.
Cube: judging by "proactively"
Marine: Practically
Cube: and by " not where " the same
Cube: and by "I don’t learn"
Marina: nowhere
Cube: to shrink
Cube: Chat is useful
Marina: I am
Cube : xd
Cube: not going
Cube: aaahahahahah

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №38581
 09.11.2010
and XXX:
You know, we don’t send such messages to each other either. I bet he’ll ignore my message. Even maybe I sent this text message only because I subconsciously know that he will ignore the message, for which I will offend him....(It turns out that I am looking for a reason to think about him....but....why I don’t understand it myself). Okay, let’s go back to the topic. Previously, almost every day sent such text messages, such as "Good morning, good night, I can't, but unfortunately such a romance quickly ended, and now for him to get the phone and write a couple of lines becomes incredibly difficult and irritating, because it distracts him from work, and what he does, do nothing like stupid sms to write! Here is something else! In short, this is how it is. It is better then to never write such messages at all than to be frustrated and disappointed in a person as a romantic nature in the future! By the way, while I was writing the message, he never replied to the SMS, which proves the above. And again, out of respect for me, pretend that the message is long and productive, and read it a little slowly (although pretend that you are reading for a long time), because I have printed it for so long that I regret the time lost on such a message for five seconds of reading it.
R.S: No, I did not eat mushrooms.

OOOU :
very very. Very high quality grass.

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №38580
 09.11.2010
Bronteemkin Pronosec > what creature did my nick change?? to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38579
 09.11.2010
Progress has gone a long way. In the house, the lights are turned off and you have to read an e-book in the light of a candle.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38578
 09.11.2010
Video "20 most shocking photos" Slides with natural anomalies, disasters, terrifying animals...
And the comment "You have not seen my former aunt!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38577
 09.11.2010
Dark Water: Why I have such shitty thoughts about status "there are still men in this world who can make me happy!!! Thank you and Vichy!!" and :D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38576
 09.11.2010
stated
Mary Jane (4 November 2010 at 1:06 am)
I cannot sleep...

Mary Jane (4 November 2010 at 8:48)
can

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №38575
 08.11.2010
I’d send you off, madmazel, but I’m afraid you won’t appreciate my humor.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №38574
 08.11.2010
Steve: Good night to you! and :)
(00:39:58) Tanya: :-)and you have a nice nose)))Fucking input!!!!! to
(00:40:02) Tanya and Tanya
(00:40:05) Tanya: dreams*
(00:40:11) Tanya: pipet... sorry

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38573
 08.11.2010
I sit in the evening behind the comp, comes a folder with a notepad, puts it on the table in front of the comp and says that I forgot my password.
I dictate to him, he begins to tick on the compass key, raises his head, with a depressed expression of the face begins again.
After the fourth time my conscience ceases to allow me to mock a person. I enter the password on the laptop key.
Dad looks at me for a couple of seconds, gives me a backpack, takes a notebook, leaves.
The Curtain

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №38572
 08.11.2010
RBC 12:07 Officer of Magadan Oblast. 420 thousand for theft. The rub. sentenced to a fine of 220 thousand. The rub.

Damn, I earned 200 more...so I want it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №38571
 08.11.2010
Brother: the girl was tempted yesterday, she even split up with her boyfriend
I fucking fuck her tomorrow.
Venus: Does she know you won’t have anything? You don’t expect any relationship?
Brother: I do not know
You... are you not conscientious?
Brother: She didn’t ask about it.
She asked you with serious intentions.
I answered yes.
I really want to fuck her.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №38570
 08.11.2010
nicknamed (09:28:01 8/11/2010)
Do you know what I was afraid of when I was studying?
Sqwero (09:28:18 8/11/2010)
No is
lis (09:28:42 8/11/2010)
Go to a doctor who studied like me.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38569
 08.11.2010
When did you ever say you were crazy?
filip_moris: yes, every day I hear, these damned voices have already touched, everybody says to me: you’re crazy, you’re crazy...=)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38568
 08.11.2010
I come home in the morning, I go into the kitchen: “Mom, what does it smell so delicious?” " -" puzzles "

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38567
 08.11.2010
xxx: and also yesterday night at Romik in Monopoly played... started at 10 p.m., ended at 7 am
xxx: one party
YYY: Yes, my fiancé told me, even if they called me.
Vanya psychic at 6 in the morning, hit Romik and fled home
This game is not for the weak.
Next time you should play too.
No, I need some kind of beer, shrimp, and so on.
Tagged: vodka
This will slow down the game.
YYY: Yes in P#Doo this game
That's why I didn't call you :D
yyy = (

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38566
 08.11.2010
Everyone is silent, and in the meantime, in Yekaterinburg, on November 4, a 50-kilogram PEELMAN was cooked! We rejoice, colleagues-admines, the Record Pelmen, he promises great grace.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38565
 08.11.2010
Tonavi (22:44:58 7/11/2010)
The thoughts fell out in a strange form on a snow-white facance.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38564
 08.11.2010
From the discussion of the work of chefs in the bar staff:

Yesterday, Kolya also issued: the company has already come under closure, sat down to drink beer with cakes. Greens ordered a lot. As a result, after the next order, the strawberries come out of Kohl’s kitchen and feel like this: “Ira, give the third table a pleasant appetite.” They beat me!! to

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