I don’t have a lot of blondes at work. I picked up a cat on the street, they named Marfa - what do you think, and this turned out to be a glamorous kisso.
What, do you eat only foa-gra and oysters with champagne in the ice?)
He eats just after the courtyard diet everything, including tomatoes.It is not that we feed her with vegetables - it undermines.
But the speakers at her... Watched "One for All"? Do you remember the glamorous virgins in silicone? "Thanks to Me"
That’s what she says instead of Meu IIeu. Unimaginable is.
I can’t stand up, and I answer: IIIEU, Angie.
A to A! That’s what their conversations brought me! The Gundosae Mieu cat! and genius)
XHH: Now the brilliant Marfa only responds to Angie. And not otherwise. She is such a girl :)
I'm glad) how to grit in the family not without glamour. Now if there is someone with you in the guests to talk about yours, about the girl)

In the first class, we had an amazing teacher reading economics, unfortunately now the late Gradin Herman Nikolaevich. Senior students have intimidated us from September 1st, telling stories about the terrible Gredin, who feeds exclusively on the brains of students, and the session because of him lasts forever. In fact, Herman Nikolaevich was a wonderful teacher who made our brains work. His favorite adage was "Eziki understandably".
And one day, sitting at his seminar, I saw a very characteristic inscription on the table: "I Hate Honey!!! Smart and fucking..."
by Karen-sama

The younger sister writes a letter to Santa Claus: I want a Rubik cube as a gift and a stamp as in the hospital, what would the certificates do

A girl comes to you for a visit, the first time - you drink, and you give her more, less - it's okay.
But when the fucking you, on the contrary, try to make it smaller, and yourself more... that is definitely the problem.

The female body can be simply aesthetically. Not touched...
yyy: touching yourself at this time ))

Child's Letter to Santa
Hello, dear and deeply respected by me, Santa Claus!

My name is Antonia, I am 5 years old. I am not a Wunderkind, I cannot write, so as a personal secretary acts my mother, who vowed to write everything from my words. So, in connection with my minor age of special cases I did not have time to do, but I want to note that in no hooliganism cases was not noticed, grey on my mother's and grandmother's whiskers did not add. I go to the kindergarten, walk, watch cartoons, draw, play, generally behave like a normal child. I am fascinated by plastic glue and the assembly of space ships from the designer "Lego". Therefore, as a gift, please send a large, just huge, pack of plastic or a designer bag.

If I go to the army, I won’t come back.
WOW: So what is it?
The war will begin and I will need to lead mankind.

Well, the tree in the living room no longer seems to be a foreign object.
YYY: I always believed in your endurance :-)

xxx: On Saturday they kissed drunk, and on Sunday morning added to friends)
YYY: Oh yeah, it is decent.

xxx: Today shocked one brand of wine "Cote". On the label is drawn a cat and on the price list purely in Russian "Wine cotte in the range."...
What will happen next... Vodka Ktolhu and Jigurda Vermute? O_O

of the sick
Brother, has been playing machines for 2.5 years, or more accurately putting them in a row after each other.
I: What are you doing?
Brother of the block.

A woman calls us in the TP, saying, the internet is not connected. We carry out the standard diagnosis, at this time the girl (daughter, apparently) on the backdrop cries, the mother cries on her constantly and says:
Let me talk to my uncle.
The monkey is:
I will talk to my uncle.
Mother cries at her again, saying, don’t stop talking. My daughter again:
I will talk to my uncle.
Eventually, the mother shouted at the girl, which she insulted:
I'll talk to my uncle, or I'll make you a fruit pellet!
He barely fell from the chair.

The Director says to me:
Take the documents and give them to the driver. He is waiting down there.
I ask :
How is the company called?
- "Sunday of the Year"
I go down. I see a driver’s look. I ask :
Are you from Sunday?
No, he says. I’ve been there since Tuesday ?

Commentary from YouTube:
GTA 5? Fuck you! It will be GTA 4S.! to

The authorities do not digest their people organically.

One day, in the early thirties, a provincial came to Moscow. And to join the high culture, he went to the ballet, as he was advised at home. Before that he had never been to the theaters and had no idea what he would see there. He dressed better and went early to see the beauty of the Great Theatre.

But then the famous luster went out, and the show began. Dancers appeared on stage. Beautifully, of course, the masses of the people with their flags ran on stage, as if they were trying to make a revolution, but... it takes five minutes, then ten, then fifteen. The viewer was a little bored.
Half an hour later, he began to blink and look with longing at the huge luster above his head - when will it, the infection, finally light up? The buffet was unbearable.

He was squeezing a little, and then turned to the neighbor — a beautiful old man with a beard and a penny on his nose: "Listen, uncle, and why are they all dancing, and dancing? I would sing something.” The neighbor slightly but harmlessly smiled and readily explained: "You understand, young man, this is a kind of art - history is told only with the help of dance. They don’t sing here.” And at this very moment the singer in a kumacho chlamydia rose from the orchestra hole and sang fiercely and loudly "Marseilleza" - this was an experimental synthetic performance "Flam of Paris" by Boris Asaphiev.

The provincial triumphantly turned to a slightly confused neighbor:

Is it your first time at the theater?

And this neighbor was nobody but Vladimir Ivanovich himself.
by Nemirovich-Danchenko

All men are goats!
Yes my dear. Absolutely everything.
And you too?
I am the biggest goat in the world!
So why did I marry you and live with you for so many years?
But now we move smoothly to the topic that all the babies are stupid.

Vittorio_a LJ: What is real globalism?
This is when two Jews are tried in an English court for money stolen in Russia.

Talk about a 6-year-old child
I would give him to football.
She: No-no, our football team is weak, but basketball is strong, my mom said she wants to give him basketball.
He is, but he is small.
She: His father has a height of 190 cm, and I am 160 cm tall.
He: Well, one of the two will either play basketball or carry the Ring of Almighty to the Destiny Mountain xD

You’ve never noticed that Mr. Krabs is selling Crabs Burgers.
XXX: And he uses them himself.
XXX: And no one in the underwater world is embarrassed by this.
Yyy: I have always doubted the moral values of crabs.