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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105122
 07.11.2014
By the way, I advise you to make friends with the local district (to give him a meal)... Why? Well, we do not want to answer the strange questions where the remnants of pile materials and so on came from the abandoned pile.

I will tell you later if you are interested. It is ?
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This is so clever, it does not reflect in the mirror! Do you not think that those who have been throwing meat in the area have long been throwing it right at night? And your gasoline is controlled by Oasis.
And you yourself look for where the meat center went, the gasoline tank and why the broken daughter walks.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105121
 07.11.2014
-Psychiatrist (HW): Someone has looked at the genitals on the strawblow.
-AVA: This man saw 100r for the first time, here and looked.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №105120
 07.11.2014
to this:
Fossi: When I was going through the medical commission in the military, the psychiatrist asked me:
How is the moon different from the sun?
I answered that the moon is the satellite of the earth and the sun is a star. What the psychologist said:
What are you, fool? The sun shines during the day and the moon at night.

What did the psychiatrist say?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105119
 07.11.2014
to this:
XHH: We went with a girl to the raid in Voyeur, gathered the people. Added pers with nick "for ever", which my favorite immediately reacted with the phrase "O, Weight Forever, it's about me...". To my observation, the name of Persian,, "Spring Always", was upset and thought about the eternal.

and----
We had a paladin in the guild with a nick "Yanasusvet". As you all know, he was called purely Unsightly.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105118
 07.11.2014
We live in a terrible time. No matter what science fiction you thought, no matter what science fiction you said, this has already been written by Shekley.

Zzzz: Fantasy is in the past. Now Orwell is in fashion, and Lovecraft is approaching.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105117
 07.11.2014
A girl stands in front of you. She slowly descends on her knees, leading her fingers over the skin from her neck to her hip. With both hands, easily touching the nails, the girl carries two symmetrical strips along the ribs and stops, taking the strap of the belt. The innocent look up in your eyes. In a couple of movements, the belt, button and lightning are opened. Light touches of the skin on the abdomen, at the hip artery and above the pelvic bone. Remove what interferes. Run the tongue on the hot flesh, from the beginning to the end. Embrace your lips, completely immersed in the sensations.
Good night ?
Yyy: Nihera takes an anatomy lesson
Yyy: Googling the hip artery

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105116
 07.11.2014
MrDiamondSword: I woke up in the morning, I see in the closet among the clothes was a cat and her kitten, well, I cleaned off all the clothes, laid the unnecessary shirt and left for my business, I come to lunch and I see already three kittens! In a few hours, they were six. The cats went and went!

Visper110: And after a few days you started running around the closet with screams "Cats don’t cook!!!" and

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105115
 06.11.2014
xxx: I started charging and stopped charging the laptop, what about it?

YYY: xxx, she started choking and stopped charging the laptop, obviously.

zzz: Mmm... probably she started kicking and stopped charging the laptop?
But I am not sure. Maybe someone else will speak?

xxx: who can say answer plz

XXX: What about her?

aaa: xxx, IMHO, she started pitting and stopped charging the laptop.

BBB is mm. Do you also think that she started kicking and stopped charging the laptop?
We are a lot of such. Probably it is really that. But someone else needs to confirm.

ccc: bbb, I think it’s really possible that she started choking and stopped charging the laptop. But not to say exactly, too many nuances.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105114
 06.11.2014
From the Hicks, to the news about the "unbreakable" car Tesla S.
“NCAP/NHTSA experts were unable to conduct a crash test of a Tesla electric car because it was actively evading obstacles. In addition, the Tesla S took control of the entire crash lab to stop these years of bullying.”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105113
 06.11.2014
With Dairy:
My daughter is scary, she loves cocoa. Well, he sits down and eats it with a spoonful of a pack. I say, I’m crazy, have you gone? Fake cocoa is not eaten.
- Om-nom, and I tried the fork - uncomfortable, om-nom...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105112
 06.11.2014
On behalf of the Russian stability, I would like to greet 1998!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105111
 06.11.2014
A friend who surprised the silent installer of watercounters:
I got a call from the company from where the engineer came from. And asked to leave a response on the flame. He said he had 10 children. Now I understand why he was always silent. Rest at work.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105110
 06.11.2014
From Zems
Can you ask why they are pimples?
I can. Ask me. (In general, I can ask in the journal immediately without asking if I can ask.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105109
 06.11.2014
You don’t know anything about “earned”
xxx: recently went to buy a candle for the cake name
I found what I wanted, I bought it.
XXX: I take home all the joy, I praise my mother
XXX: Why is it 3?
XXX: And here it comes to me.
xxx: two years old
XXX: It would be nothing... but this is my son (((

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №105108
 06.11.2014
Fossi: When I was going through the medical commission in the military, the psychiatrist asked me:
How is the moon different from the sun?
I answered that the moon is the satellite of the earth and the sun is a star. What the psychologist said:
What are you, fool? The sun shines during the day and the moon at night.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105107
 06.11.2014
News on the tape : Anaconda will eat the scientist in the live broadcast of the TV channel Discovery
The researcher will not suffer due to a special costume
The comments:
XXX: Will it be removed?
YYY: And it will be shown on the First Channel.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105106
 06.11.2014
From a short quote:

Rising from the knees, Russia dropped the ruble.
— — — — — — — — — — — —

And to lean behind him, glittering with his naked ass in the rainbow crowd of euphopes, is terrible... so we live.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105105
 06.11.2014
Man, what are you glowing about?
WOW: Yesterday I bought myself a plush unicorn, so my stated that according to Freud it is a symbol of a man with a spinning penis, and the type I am a nymphoman. I got angry and said that in his dancers, members on the goats actually crawl and he is a 100% gay by this Freud. He is psychic.
HH: How did it end?
WOW: The third night proves to me that he is natural.)))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105104
 06.11.2014
From the series "All you wanted to know about cognitive dissonance but were afraid to ask":
The head of the information center of the dreadful “Right Sector” Borislav Bereza is a Russian-speaking Jew.
I have everything.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105103
 06.11.2014
In the course of German literature, we describe the picture.
I: So what is there with the prospects?
Single group, dark: no prospects. It is a humanitarian course.

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