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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №22000
 01.11.2009
I read the MySQL error description, one of the possible reasons: You encountered an error where the server died while performing the request.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №21999
 01.11.2009
I would like to live and die in Paris.
Unfortunately, I don’t see any possibilities.

Don’t leave, stay with me – you’ll help me paste the wallpaper.

Every moment has its reason, every nation has its Cobson.

I remember a wonderful moment.
He was sober and didn’t get lazy.

Open up his eyes,
The apartment was robbed by thieves.

Do not sing, sweetheart, with me
The “trees” alone.

Remember, Alisha, the streets of Smolensky?
They are still being repaired by women.

Martian to old age weak eyes became
And everyone who ought to, in emphasis did not know.

I get from the wide pants what our citizen is proud of.

I will give all my ringing power to the poet, if I would have paid for the ringing with a coin.

The Etymological Dictionary


Competitors in Peru

Frequency - units in a child's diary

The gun is the century of the number Pi.

Disappointment is charm only once.

Doubt is the coincidence of views with the boss.

Military officer of a permanent post.

Paranoia is a pair of creatures for the ark.

The man who came to the police with guilt.

A normal face is a normal face.

Bukhana is a drinking woman.

Sadness is the root of pity.

Zaton is dismissal for dishonesty.

Aphorisms are phrases made under Jerzy Lets.

Ukrainianism


Nizin is a woman with any name except Zina.

The motivation is the rope of Aunt Moti.

Tiredness – Odysseus on the sea shore.

The barbecue is on a borsch plate.

Dry – wash under your back!

The Chariot of Pompeii is the death of Pompeii from the dreams of Cole.

Germanisms


The triumphant is the father of three wise men.

The cameraman is a prison camera.

Kammerger is Pahan.

Niger is not a gentleman.

Caucasian expressions


The aristocrat cries a hundred times.

Caratica – Revenge is coming.

Perigeus is an eastern beautiful man.

My daughter is the criminal’s daughter.

Banana is a new bathroom.


Boris Zamyatin magazine Partner

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №21998
 01.11.2009
When I was a student, my friends and I loved to drink. We also loved cinema. And so often combined these two favorite activities.
This was also due to economic considerations. Since it is expensive to sit in the institution and it is undesirable to come with yours, theaters did not impose such restrictions and the ticket is inexpensive. Therefore, nothing hindered bringing a bottle of vodka, say, in a sleeve or in a wallet right into the cinema. Having taken in the buffet pepsi-cola on the "squeeze" you can safely go to the cinema. Once again, we came to a horror movie. They sat down, waited until the lights went out, poured, drank. We watch the movie periodically spilling and drinking water. Here in the hall of the grave silence - on the screen a terrible moment. And a friend to the whole room says, “It’s terrible, fill it.” The whole room turned with laughter and the horror turned into a comedy.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21997
 01.11.2009
A man to pull a girl into bed, in principle, is capable of any deceit. Only a woman who is firmly determined to get married can swallow him.

[ + 67 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21996
 01.11.2009
From school I was interested in the question: why are notebooks exactly 12, 24, 48, 96 pages? Why not 15, 30, 50, 100? Tell someone.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21995
 01.11.2009
This morning in the news:

"A minor pedophile detained"

O_O

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21994
 01.11.2009
I heard, today is Inna Sergeevna’s birthday.
M: And how much did she knock?
NHL: 72
WOW: Don’t knock it, it’s in.

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