Mith (21:06:20 7/11/2010)
How did you have that date? :)

TD (21:09:35 7/11/2010)
It was fucking! I come and call her out, there are two other men at the entrance. She goes out and looks at us all and says, “Hello guys...

One blue, the other red.
Xxx : Oh
XXX: Not for you
Are you talking about the wheels with Morpheus?:D

The worst rain on the street. The locals exchange impressions of returning home.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
And I walked under the umbrella, all that was wet under my neck.
WOW :
And I was in the shrush, the boy poured on the seams, and it was like dry, but sweated.
and ZZZ:
Fucking, not sweating - I went to OZK, here I sweated.
and UU:
I am almost dry.
by vvv:
You are in hydrology.
by www:
You better tell me how the DPS patrol dropped from you.
by vvv:
Wouldn’t you cringe at night from a crane in a hydrical, with balloons and slugs, and that’s in the middle of our waterless land?
and UU:
But the beads were on the belt, please note. And it was not bubbles, but a backpack with normal clothes that I decided not to wet.
by www:
Tell the scared patrolman. Did you put on a mask, Darth Vader?
and UU:
So that the eyes do not flood.
by vvv:
Those of you. Feel the power of the dark side.

xxx (22:43:55 6/11/2010)
Welcome to))

yyy (22:49:16 6/11/2010)
by 5 sec

yyy (22:49:16 6/11/2010)
Hi to

xxx (22:49:55 6/11/2010)
Harashima

yyy (13:13:15 7/11/2010)
Sorry, I accidentally left the house and stumbled.

My brother has an employee at work, recorded with his words...
As soon as I give the car to my wife, there must be some problems, then a scratch, then a scratch. Recently, I pulled the whole barrel when I walked into the garage. I ask her:
You don’t see that you’re clinging to the body.
I see, but to go, it still has to.

Poetry (15:36:23 2/08/2010)
Question from the forum of virgins: But I wonder, condoms with different fruit flavors only for oral sex or can they just be used as ordinary excuses?
Poetry (15:36 2/08/2010)
No fucking tea to make them!

I talked to a girl from America.

The Tea: Hi
Do you know Russian? and cool)
TEA: Do you think your sexual focus is on people from other countries?
Shooter: you need ventilation, you need to climb the stairs or what a cup of coffee? Welcome to PROMT'U

Pal: You are only 17 years old! What kind of club, girl?
Confucius: I like it.
Pal: And what kind of contingent do you have in the clubs?
Confucius: What is it?
Do you know the word "contingent"?
Are you talking about how we burn?

News on Yandex: "Putin ran on a Formula 1 car to 240 km / h".
After Kalanchoe, nothing is worse.

A couple of psychologists. Prepod shows a picture of a naked girl who can only see her body and says:
This is a typical woman without a head.

How do I know my Diploma Director?
He will want to kill you.

Svetlana: You’ll say, but I recently read a girlfriend a joke about cigarettes, like “give better lung cancer, not impotence.” She works as a cashier in a store. A man comes, asks for cigarettes, and he got a pack of impotence.) Well he says to her, don’t need me impotence, give me another package. A friend searched for him and asked him, “Does death come?” What the man answers: "Give death, but not impotence!"))

In the student room there was a room number hanging on the door, and the IP address was written on the bottom.

XXX is nature. Fuck it all.
XXX and Loli. On the side of the pearl.
Many people are afraid.
XXX: especially the
XXX and fucking.
xxx: I am not that. Waiting for the tram.
First wait for princes on white horses.
Then only the princes.
XXX: Finally fuck them horses

It is difficult to argue with a dentist, and with a proctologist it is better not even to try.

Re: I am a barista
B-ReD: Yes, I will sell my bicycle to the footless
B-ReD: and the eyeless binoculars
B-ReD: Do you know where the house has so many shoes, even though it is chrome?
B-ReD: I have bet!

Am I a good or a bad girl for you? and ;-)
You are the former...

The man whose son at 5 years old on Saturday morning nailed... I fear you are not just a man growing, but a man with a perforator...

Cheat the fate - cross the road of the black cat!

My friends went to the club. I stayed at home with my boyfriend. At 2 o’clock at night, the phone rings, where I hear the buoyant voice of a friend:

You are where?
I am home, where are you?
Natasha gave me a phone and asked you to call.
Why Why?
She asked me to ask... she asked me to ask...
About what?
She asked me how to get there...?
Where to?
How to get to the place where we are.
O_O