Putnik: Some girls like pistas that are hard to open, and inside are empty.

Leda: Yesterday, his son pretended to be dead in front of a 5-year-old nephew, he cried 5 seconds, took his iPhone and fled

A red hat, absolutely naked, rolls in the forest under a tree. The wolf goes by:
Are you afraid that the worst things can happen to you in the forest?
“Well, I’m waiting for that,” the red hat blinked cleverly.
I understand! The wolf said and broke her leg.

Selenium: a sad anecdote
Do you feel sorry for her?
I don’t understand the wolf.

XHHH: I have a bunch of old games from file exchangers. Once a banner comes out with a roaring girl in eastern clothes and a knot in her hand (I suspect this knot should symbolize the belly dance - but it looks disgusting). On the banner is the inscription: "kill boredom!". I have never read it correctly.

Call to Sapphire:

Hello, the internet is gone!
yyy: Sorry, technical problems on the line, the cable dog bites...
(The long silence
XXX: I sympathize with the cowboy... And the internet will be repaired?

Two girls come to the hostess asking for a place in the chicken room, but put them in the smoking room.

XXX: We have fun at work on Skype. and aska. And everything else. They say - to avoid all kinds of viruses and hacking attacks.
We will not polish the floor, we will cut off your legs.

xxx (14:40:42 3/11/2011)
90% of people turn on the computer with their thumb.
yyy (14:41:02 3/11/2011)
LOL Yes Yes
xxx (14:41:12 3/11/2011)
We are in majority *ROFL*
yyy (14:41:13 3/11/2011)
The remaining 10 laptops.
yyy (14:41:16 3/11/2011)
LOL *
xxx (14:41:19 3/11/2011)
and ROFL

The logic of our grandmothers.
In the morning, I go out to smoke on the balcony, the grandmothers are sitting on the bench at the bottom, the neighboring garbage entrance was stopped by the guys of friends, as it turned out to check the documents.
1st grandmother: again something was done by the hooligans, probably someone was robbed.
“Yes, I heard a fight yesterday. They were fighting!
3rd grandmother: yesterday on the news told the car stolen from us in the area, all of these clashes are doing what got.
A neighbor passing by:
That it happened here?
The grandmother:
The car was stolen!!! to
A little bit of shit from the balcony did not fall out of laughter)))

Katerina
What a status I had!!! to

Ilya
Is this question?

Katerina
Yes to?

Good roles are always given to bad actors.

Once Nikita Vladimirovich Bogoslovsky asked the outstanding radio speaker of the times of the Great Patriotic War, Yuri Levitan, the same.
The Levitano, for whose head Hitler promised huge money, the same Levitano, about whom during the war was a joke: they ask.
by Stalin:
“Comrade Stalin! When will the war end?” “Levitan will say.”
So, asks Levitan Nikita Vladimirovich to draw something on a piece of paper. He says he has never been able to paint in his life.
Well, paint at least a house, because it’s so simple!
In short, he persuaded him, persuaded him, and Levitan surrendered.
I painted the house, the smoke comes from the pipe. Such a primitive, childish painting. Nikita Vladimirovich took this painting, put it in a frame under the glass, hanged it at his house and with everyone who came to him in the house, on something argued that this was the real Levitan.

Once the education reform is completed, any reforms can be carried out.
No one will understand anything any more.

It may not be funny, but something prompted me to write this. Anyone who was born in the late 1980s remembers the stages of advertising for toothbrushes.
At first, there were ordinary brushes. Later, they invented a toothbrush. Then the brushes appeared curves, harmony, because of which they better bended and allegedly continued (all remember the advertisement with a man pushing his fist 180 degrees?). They were replaced by brushes with a cross-cut, which should capture even more plaque. Next we have brushes with an additional rubber scarf that "massages" the gums. Then on the other side of the brush appeared a rubber plate that cleans the tongue and cheeks. Well, it’s all over with “silver ions” that defeat microbes on brushes. I am ashamed that I once believed it. Marketing, such as marketing.

A combination of female logic with a conditional reflex... My former chief philologist, and not just a philologist, but a descendant, in the fourth,, generation. The majority of my life I have lived in my homeland, so although I know Russian and I know Russian well, I sometimes make mistakes in my conversation. And the same mistakes he pointed to me so sensitively. I was angry (although he was right, and unpleasant yet, agree?I corrected, tried to be more attentive... Now, if I spit something like that, I corrected myself, and... I was reflexively angry with the former boss, although I hadn’t seen him for more than a year.

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American and Argentine paleontologists have discovered in South America fossilized remains of a mammal, similar to sable tooth protein from the series of animated films "Ice Age".

I(11:13:21 3/11/2011)
How do you get to the station? in Moscow
Mother (11:15:34 3/11/2011)
I dropped my motorcycle in the storage room after work.
I (11:16:56 3/11/2011)
and MDAA. The women! The horse in the burning cage is pushed ?

"Live fast, die young" - the slogan of the Russian Pension Fund

Top female naivety to take a morning erection at your expense!
zzz: top of waste - not to use
YYY: How ugly it is!
I dreamed of my husband J. Lopez, and my wife used an erection!

How did I hear myself decided to try happiness a second time in marriage?))
I’ve been married for a long time ?