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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72556
 04.11.2012
xx: Okay, but you have to take into account, if you want to have rights on me, you will get duties. So you are cunnilingus, and...
xy : ) )
xx: I'm trying to come up with a male equivalent of borst, don't get out of mind...
xy: I can pull the stick))
XX: Oh what a clever one! Minet and borst every day you want, and the shelf to wrap once a year will need to be, and that is not a fact! So you will also be wrapped in the cunnilingus:"Headache hurts", "I don’t have those days today", "I’m tired"...
XX is invented. A shelf, such a shelf. You’ll be shooting the day before, carefully!!! Close the hole and pull it again. Well, or scrape the crane every day, and collect it again.
Xy: No, well his naphig, such a joint life. I’d rather go to dinner with my mom.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72555
 04.11.2012
(from comments to the article on sparring with the iPod)
Do you get 81 lbs?
WOW: It is almost. I remember at school, a grandmother-teacher of German under 90 years of age openly told us seven classmates, "Hey, why are you holding your hands under the barrel? You are engaged in onanism?" - after this moral trauma, I fixed for my whole life that the main success of writing is when my hands are over the counter :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72554
 04.11.2012
... suddenly it became clear that their specialty was not certified, and all were taken to the army.

By the way, it is not funny at all, and it does not depend on the quality of the universe. The fact is that the specialty in principle cannot be certified until it was first issue in the university. Therefore, the first 5 years after the opening of a new specialty in the university, all its students fall into the risk group. And here it all depends only on the availability of the leadership of the university of the necessary links and the ability to negotiate with the local military committee.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72553
 04.11.2012
Comments on Youtube

xxx> the first
yyy> gangbang
zzz> You have pretty exotic names

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72552
 04.11.2012
Reel
If you go out in the winter, I will invite you to a cup of something delicious.
Loki
The main thing is not to go to Esmarch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72551
 04.11.2012
miss_mody@lj: I still believe that a person should not drink milk after giving up their breasts)
Zloradskij: Well, I don’t remember anything to refuse them. Unless they are terrible...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72550
 04.11.2012
From the Fish Forum:
Somics are great fish! I had them when I was a kid, but their puppy ate them cry.
Fuck the puppy.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72549
 04.11.2012
I read the news in the morning:
Hurricane in America
Flooding in Venice
War in Syria
The whole world is celebrating Halloween!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72548
 04.11.2012
I’m going to Booth today. Meeting a 27-year-old mother with a son who is four years old. My son says, “Mom, you’re not right. My mom says, I am wrong. You are wrong! “No mom, you are not right. Mother: Why is this? Because you are a woman!!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72547
 04.11.2012
We are standing in the evening with my wife at the entrance, waiting for a taxi. I see a guy walking on the sidewalk. It goes under the light of the lamp, we look, and his face is all broken in the mud. And he goes so quietly and sings something under his nose. With such a face, you should slip, not walk! They already wanted to stop him, as it came out that he was a Zombie, and today 31.10. Here's the guy, probably over our faces afterwards :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72546
 04.11.2012
Even the most brave man will one day be willing to give everything he has, including his soul, if a woman appears in his life, able to open him a bright world of love and tenderness, which he did not know before.
Yyy: And her name is Death.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72545
 04.11.2012
4uvakish> A KSTATE swimming any metal is very harmful to human health!!! The metal in the burned state is partially exposed to evaporation of the metal itself!!! And it would be great if the metal washing could be done without the presence of a man!!! Any work in the first place should not harm human health!!! Science is the future of all mankind!! to

GreatInquisitor> I highly recommend Rosenthal’s textbook.
and #65279;
4uvakish> And what is your textbook???!!!!!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72544
 04.11.2012
Conversation between the developer and TAMA:
Do you know how the system works?! to
Of course not, every time you fuck differently!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72543
 04.11.2012
What do you need a girl?
In the fucking.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72542
 04.11.2012
XXX: Sorry, but you just said a bit of a mess of words. The main thought and direction of your "desire" I understood, but it seems you know what.. if instead of "I want to say "I want flour, cream, sugar. I like the bakery, the cook, the plate and the lights. I want to read books that contain recipes".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72541
 04.11.2012
A friend complains about a new girl named Nadia. My wife and I listen, the wife gives a lot:
I understand, all the girls whose names begin with "N" are fools! by Nadia...
I want to praise my wife:
Of course Nathan! - to chew gently on the knee and to roast nothing left... )))))))))))))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72540
 04.11.2012
I don’t want to go to bed and get up early tomorrow.
She: You are straight like a thought came out of my head.
I know everything o_o
She: Oh no, not all
It is all ))
Only the fish know about the prostitute on the bottom of the river.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72539
 04.11.2012
Healthy eating in Brisbane:

zuhra_f_k: In 5 years of eating "store" food has turned into an allergic.
Zloradskij: This is something else. One of my acquaintances for 70 years of eating her turned into a marasmatic!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72538
 04.11.2012
See on the banner:
Join the MMM 2012 and become financially independent. Horses in +

In the word income is a pronounced error :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72537
 04.11.2012
My cat knows more hotkey combinations than I do.

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