He told me on a forum for a joke:

I charge your MP3 player over the internet via the USB port.
There are unlimited tariffs.
All electricity has been cleaned by professional network filters and has a certificate of conformity.

Funny about advertising. offered to pay. They do not joke.

"Don’t drink vodka yesterday" This is the first thing that comes to mind in the morning "today".

and tired:
Gender fighters and fighters. I hope you don’t have sex for every single post in this forum! I got!! to

They have not had it for years. They are not involved in sexual wars. Better wish them a year of continuous sex so they can calm down.

I watched the concert of Hatsune Miku on YouTube. The Japanese surpassed the Russians. There, the singer not only sings under the faner, but also dances under the hologram.

Here in the news heard that one of the Olympic lightning carriers is the mechanic of the Moscow metro Andrei Ulyanov. I would like, taking the opportunity, to convey to a colleague a suggestion from the workers of the underground: "You will carry past the Office - burn!"

Error in the password. 10 times per second. With an interval of half a minute. Hundreds of different ports. from a stranger. With whom does not happen?

It was worth the boss once to send a greeting card by email, so now every task on the electronics comes with a romantic title "Re:Yellow Roses"

One case of breaking the pattern.
I passed by the Japanese embassy, and watched the ACB recharge on the old gorbat Zaporozhye.
The wires from under the hood went up into one of the windows of the embassy.

I am very jealous of my son today. He watched Star Wars in the right order!!!! to

And if you want to change the pen in the bathroom yourself, you will not find anything useful about it on the Internet.
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The men have their own separate internet sites, where there are all instructions. And in the general instructions there is no that you, women, do not do it yourself, but call us. This is a conspiracy =)

xxx: I went in the spring at the first arrival of Vasilyev in the city. An interesting guy. Interesting story, subtly ironic. He very much liked his comment on the topic of dark glasses on the head (When girls wear glasses on their hair, they use them as a blanket) - the attraction of Russian women to cockroaches. Now in the shower I always smile when I see the girl in the glasses on my head.

There is a large mechanical barometer in the hall of the business center. On the ground floor between the first and second floor, a girl asks a guy:
What does he show if he is in the room?
He may have been hanged for beauty.
It was explained that the device measures atmospheric pressure. And if at the entrance to the business center they were not blown out or squeezed, then the pressure is the same as on the street.

Dennis: Everyone probably knows that vegetables and fruits are especially grown delicious, so that they are eaten by some animal thread and then pumped them with seeds elsewhere, promoting their spread. But who does chili pepper count on?? to

News are burning with napalm.
The unknown MP promised to file a lawsuit if this year on the Red Square, next to the Orthodox church of Basil the Blessed, they dare to put a pagan New Year's tree.
“We defended the park from the satanist shabash on Halloween. Now let us not allow to defile the central square with pagan symbols and walks during fasting!

From Habr:

Meaning of Article:
Let’s compare a helicopter and a submarine.
Specifically, we measure their length and say that the selfie flies faster in helium.

XXX:...and here, let’s go, we brought a car upstairs full of things. Only she was unloaded at home - and bat! The lights are shut out in the whole house, the elevator is shut down. And here, in the dark, we drag things up the stairs on foot...

YYY : Ahha The game is "Travel". You passed it at the level of difficulty - hardcore. and 8)))

XXX: Yes Yes Yes Here you and point-and-click "find in the dark a black pack". And horror - carry things down the stairs without encountering neighbors and bosses - table, couch. And even the super boss is a refrigerator! He went all together - one such not to pull even in the 80 lbs.

With a diamond sword.

XX: With leather construction gloves. At the same time, everyone, the fox that passed by, sympathetically said so "there is no luck for the guys";.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Such a small party and on the refrigerator!

xxx: Well, and at the end - as it is supposed - the happy end: after we pulled it all up - we turned on the light... >_<

Misha is pretty. Tanke licensed Photoshop for the anniversary presented!

From the discussion of a minecraft-like engine
Nicl: I just have a very flexible platform for modeling cities
Nicl: The entire globe can be modeled
NICL: Earth Cube

Speaking of Battlefield 4.

x0pkins: I generally came to the conclusion that the older I become, the more interesting I am to play Kosynka.

At the same time, the testimony of the witnesses of defense in the court decision is recognized as unreliable on the grounds that they contradict the testimony of the witnesses of the indictment.
The Belarusian reality.