He has a teenage daughter and a first-class son. He says, both of them ask, “Mom, how much time will you come back?” Only the younger is afraid that the mother will be delayed, and the older - that it will come early.

Cat: The powdered color...is like beige, shrunk into pink, but not pork.
Alex: Yes, you’ve deceived, we just learned the peach color.

It is said that in a big city people are more tolerant than in the countryside. This is simply indifference.

The ancient Hindus had such a military trick. They dressed horses as elephants. Wear special headscarves on horses with a hood, all that. A funny little elephant. The trick was that enemy combat elephants refused to attack such horses because they thought they were not horses, but elephants. The horses, of course, had no sentimental feelings for elephants.

Before legalizing prostitutes, they need to remove parliamentary immunity.

The husband raises his son:
When you grow up, you will decide what to do.

I cried quietly,
The expression of the husband’s face at that moment is invaluable.

Officially it sounds like this: " a person or country - conduct a policy of double standards "
And we, in the ordinary people, instead say more yumko - he is a pidaras!

Reply to Ali:
The seller was mute, drank blood, but the money was returned, and that's not all. The description did not quite correspond to the reality and he in the process of the dispute began there to edit something in the description. I would not recommend it. The Chinese is a shit.

The server fell to the floor.
The Dial-Up
Silence, my office, do not cry.
Without any hassle > :)

I write to FB with my conservative teacher. A lady of old age, a professor, deserved such a whole, but our relationship with her is simple. We rewrite, and the keyboard on the laptop is slightly split, because it sometimes doubles the characters. Here is my replica:
He was in a mess!!! to
- Dear, I don't understand, the last term is from geography, or is it from anatomy? There follows a blatant response.

Would we meet?

Hi, do we know each other?

Oleg: We know you, so I asked you: "Let’s get to know you?"

Are we acquainted? Is it?

Fuck it...

A bit of reality scilab

Function of Sample()
for(ch = 1 : 3)
Wave; // This line somewhat unknown way does everything
It is just a wicked sorcery.
wave(ch) = wave(ch) + 3;
...

You know, I think every person is crystal inside.
As a goose
XXX What?
Yyy: Well, Gus-Crystal, the city is like that
XXX: Who am I in front of?

She: You’ve learned French, tell me a compliment in French!
He: I only remember "le cheval".
She: And what does that mean?
He is a goat.

If a cat is made of antimatter, it will most likely fly upwards (I definitely do not recommend spinning antimatter cats out of the vacuum)

Wow: It’s only if the cat is made of dark matter, and it’s not a fact. And anti-matter I do not advise you to swipe even in the vacuum, your hands are from the usual. Or do I know nothing about you? >_<

I thought today: and suddenly the cause of the earthquake is that the cat runs the magnet with this city from the refrigerator? O_O

No, I don’t turn off advertising, there’s so much fun there.

Right now, a photo of Pugacheva popped out with a pink bat on the head and the signature: "As soon as I cured parasites, I began to rejuvenate in front of my eyes. The recipe is simple... " Apparently, now only healthy parasites live in it, which rejuvenate it.

xxx: Don't miss the author, he just shared what he saw. It was shit, but shared.

YYY: How cute...

hxx: When a linuxoid prays, it adds > /dev/god instead of "amin"
xxx: It is a pity that there is no such device in the system, I would send a lot of letters there.
YYY: You can send to /dev/null, that’s the same.

The forum. The story of a woman doctor.

Today, another babulancy at the reception stretches me a bottle of cognac :crazy: (there is also the mystery of Polishinel, I am a light-eyed blonde, without thighs and with fine eyebrows, there is no Armenian blood, but the bottles with alcohol really strain me already :unknown: )
She looked at me suspiciously and asked, “Are you not pregnant?”!" I agree with Kiev.
She:" Firstborn?" I:"No. Trojan :-), the third baby will be"
The grandmother respectfully:"Your husband is probably an oligarch..." I smiled and said that I don’t.
Here the grandmother turned in the face and said:"This is all because your generation is too poor. Do not go to abortions on time, do not build communism... you have everything too simple... " and proudly turned down %)
I've written it for autumn :D