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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105042
 05.11.2014
"A nation can only be destroyed"...So it has long been destroyed. Here, we will take the nearest house: in the elevator, the bulb is crushed - it will immediately be crushed or broken, under the windows on the stove a bunch of cigarettes and empty bottles, on the stairs of the building garbage, the lawns in the courtyard are stuck with machines, etc. and etc. Is it the people? If they even treat their own home in this way, then all Russia is unlikely to expect anything good from them.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105041
 05.11.2014
Reesky: By the way about the swords, yesterday dreamed that I was taking part in the battle of the knight and the dragon, my sat on the stands and persistently proved that this dragon needle can not kill
Tanzen: So this is the one who pulled me out of the tribune under the hand...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105040
 05.11.2014
here here :

Picture of coconut crab:
"I never understood who thought of this "coconut crab". In my opinion, such a creature is more suitable for the name "Forget the Terrible Hernia";

Why be surprised here? Biologists are all like that. Remember Hagrid with his Gun and other similar lovers.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105039
 05.11.2014
Type of optimism
No to!
But personally, I am gay, or rather happy that they are - we normal guys will get more girls))
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Unfortunately, excess girls will lead lesbians.

And then the guys will have to choose from the rest. Maybe this is my only chance to find a boyfriend.)


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №105038
 05.11.2014
What is the difference between an atheist and a believer? The atheist has an inner conscience and the believer has an external. In order not to hurt his neighbors, an atheist does not need the threat of hell-boxes in the afterlife.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №105037
 05.11.2014
A comrade who had been to the United States brought this legend from there, which still seems to be true, and may well be true.
Looking at one of the Russian restaurants in New York, after sitting there for a while, he paid attention to two old men at the neighboring table.
The old women were already clearly not at the age when it was possible to earn more or less decently, and the dishes before them attracted attention with their scarcity and cheapness. Feeling pity for them, the guy called the waitress and offered to order and pay for the decent lunch.
The waitress replied that it was useless; that the old women come here quite often, and for many years the restaurant has provided them with any meals for free. That day the old women went there to just talk, so the order was appropriate.
Many decades ago, a large group of Jewish refugees from the Soviet Union arrived in New York. The Tolstoy Foundation, if anyone has heard.
The mayor of New York didn’t get overwhelmed with a huge group of people who didn’t speak English and had no work, so he simply ordered them all to settle in empty apartments in one of the city’s neighborhoods. The area was called Brighton Beach, and was considered one of the most disadvantaged places not only in New York, but in all of America. Regiments of armed blacks, drug addiction, street and apartment robbery controlled the lives of its inhabitants, and the police in those places simply feared to appear. A lot of empty apartments.
Well, those refugees lived in such conditions, lived, and decided that something had to be done.
Some of them had acquaintances and friends in Odessa. But not just in Odessa, but in Odessa-mama. It was about them that the film "Start the liquidation" was filmed or there,
“The meeting place cannot be changed.” In general, it was decided to call those friends for revenue, and the friends did not fail - arrived almost all of the composition.
For them, for friends, that trip was something like an exotic safari hunt. Some black monkeys prevented their white friends from living.
In short, the Negroes of Brighton Beach disappeared in a short time; crime stopped, life improved, and some of those who went there stayed. The police were surprised, but where did it all go?
“So,” concluded the waitress, “these old women are among the last of our rescuers who have survived to our days.
And our restaurant never denies them anything.
GCHP

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105036
 05.11.2014
A real man was invented by women to scare their husbands.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105035
 05.11.2014
Are you a believer yourself?
Who am I? Oh my God, no of course.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105034
 05.11.2014
Sasha: By the way, there is an opinion that man did not originate from a monkey, but was brought to the planet, explaining this by the fact that man has many diseases that cause the atmosphere of the earth, including the spine, which does not withstand the load.
The house is laundry. The locals are cats. And because we occupied their planet, they obliged us to feed them, take care of them, and post their photos to VKontakte.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105033
 05.11.2014
I just don’t understand why the fierce advocates of heterosexuality are so sincerely convinced that if people are given a free choice, if not all, then most will joyfully run into homosexuality. You personally have everything so bad in the ghetto, you only suffer for the idea and think that everyone who is not so ideal is just waiting for the opportunity to crack for the forbidden figs? I swear by the textbook of biology, those who have always liked heterosexual sex, it will absolutely not like it - regardless of whether same-sex relationships are poisoned or not in society.

[ + 18 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105032
 05.11.2014

The Russian engineer would not have invented a TV that looks at the whole world.

Why are you so in a hurry? They have not yet reached their hands to the correspondence of this TV story.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = =
For the first time the effect of glow on n-p transitions in semiconductors was discovered by the Soviet engineer Oleg Losev.
and what? They were fooled and this: we buy LEDs in China because they are not able to do it themselves.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105031
 05.11.2014
from ZH:

In fact, all humans are divided into two great races. Some fell from the tree, others fell from there. And by the color of the skin and the cut of the eyes all later formed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105030
 05.11.2014
Xhx: I’m not going to play any more games with you!
YYY: Why is this?
I don’t know why, but you’re lucky. In poker, in erudite, in any platform. and all. No more games.
YYY: Nothing at all?
Oh yeah yes!
What about the game of the nurse and the patient? The nun and the gardener?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105029
 05.11.2014
All of you finish!
There is a colleague, a passionate lover of home German (no fast food, and sandwiches). Coffee just what he likes in the thermos wears, and definitely a thorough lunch. Well, the thing is good, good cooking is great. Today he was stuck with boiling boiling water in a bowl. Everyone who was around, knowing his attitude to “jank food,” began to whisper, such as: gave up, to borrow money? The whole head...
It was a failure: the sauce was home-made. So the stranger also bought a laundry company for this matter.
Now we pretend, maybe he is not an analyst, but a cook at work?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №105028
 05.11.2014
Dialogue on the bus
Do you get baptized when we pass by the church?
Do you fuck my faith?

Orthodoxy, cruel and merciless

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105027
 05.11.2014
People’s courts throughout Russia.

Without trial and investigation...without trial of witnesses...without investigation of witnesses...witnesses)))

Anonymous, you are talking about it. But when the investigation, the examinations, the trial, the witnesses and... "the innocent" with iron proofs and a bunch of witnesses because "the shark". It becomes somewhat uncomfortable. Yes, it’s a twist, but on the other side. Maybe in our lives we will get to the happy middle.
— — —
We do not get. Because we are on the wrong side. The normal law and its normal execution are not in the middle between the boundlessness of the chief and the boundlessness of the revolver. And it is quite possible that during our life (five minutes before its completion) we will have time to see that the morroworot and the sales mint perfectly agree with each other, and even easily turn into each other. Yes, at the time of the transformation they prefer more than usual to portray supporters for the people and even to gather three hundred deer to raise their hands.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №105026
 05.11.2014
HH: Well, how did the wheels go?
Like in a mother song. "with fire and heat"
What did the fire cause?
Type of that. You should hang a poster at home: “Don’t make your wife a cuni after a portion of chili.”
XH: O_o

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105025
 05.11.2014
Picture of coconut crab:
"I never understood who thought of this "coconut crab". In my opinion, such a creature is more suitable for the name "Forget the Terrible Hernia";

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105024
 05.11.2014
How to teach a cat not to suck where it is not appropriate?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAnd that" is what they all do.
XXX: I don’t know who. It doesn’t run with my cat. After two such executions, he came to the conclusion that he was being tortured precisely because he was SIT in principle, not because he was hurt where he did not need to. So, now he learned to suck and immediately hide. Moreover, he is always hiding - even in the bowl, as appropriate, even on the tapes. He cries, presses his ears, and runs under the couch.
A poor animal.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105023
 04.11.2014
News: The monument to Steve Jobs was demolished in Peter because Tim Cook is gay
The comments:
Why do you write the truth? In the statement of the company ZEFS (Western European Financial Union) black on white said "The monument is removed for restoration".
and AGA. In 2013 put, and a year later - on restoration....Another would write what to change the version of IOS!!! to

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