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[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72496
 03.11.2012
Silver_metal> moral onanism
Imagine the task: 16-bit programs written in the early 1990s in TRUPOPASKAL and very needed by two 60-year-old uncles-engineers, and... computers of the last year c 64-bit seven) and a network printer is not the oldest on which it is supposed to print from these programs).
Silver_metal is like... trying to throw a supercar of coal and wood into a gasoline tank, because before, in the 19th century, there was such a fuel and everything worked.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72495
 03.11.2012
On weekends, a good fairy turns me into a cat: I eat, sleep, and talk around the apartment, like a shit in a pit.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72494
 03.11.2012
Hurricane "Sandy" products of Apple Corporation, is their attempt to bring the landscape in line with the maps supplied for iOS 6

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №72493
 03.11.2012
16:46:26 Nerl: Are you stupid?
16:46:38 Why is it
16:46:42 Nerl: understandably

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №72492
 03.11.2012
xx: I have always been surprised by the esthetica sofas (pronouncing darkly with the eyes) costing half a lam (300,000 - 500,000 rubles), I think for that money they should be equipped with seat belts and speed up to a hundred in 6 seconds :)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №72491
 03.11.2012
I always see signs like:
Quitting smoking extends life by 5 years.
within a month after quitting smoking your immune and nervous system are restored and their performance increases to 40%.
As a non-smoker, I am jealous.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72490
 03.11.2012
(D1 breaks everything that has been touched lately)

d2 he, fucking, a beta tester, wanted to open the door in my car. I pulled the claw and pulled it out, closed my cap and bended it, took the body to play today. The sound was removed and the sound no longer works.

d1 I just check whether the integrity of the design is not violated!

If I were in your place, I’t even have a member when I’m sashing!!! You will violate the integrity of the design!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72489
 03.11.2012
PC repair announcement: *Part of text* Find cheaper, and we will make you an even greater discount!
Call: My brother is willing to repair it for free, so how much are you willing to pay me for repair?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72488
 02.11.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Do you have my phone?
Wish (10:33) :
Yes, I demand a million euros and a helicopter to Venezuela
yyy (10:33) :
Otherwise I’ll send you one button every day.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №72487
 02.11.2012
The website of the register of prohibited sites has been included in the register of prohibited sites. contains prohibited information about prohibited sites (c) KK

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72486
 02.11.2012
I saw the inscription on the car “Kill the Dacian, Save the MKAD”. It is burning, right?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72485
 02.11.2012
The Great Chinese Carpet should be hanged on the Great Wall of China.

Oh, and make the Great Chinese Photography of the Great Chinese People on the background of the Great Chinese Carpet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72484
 02.11.2012
If loving a cute and smart girl, complimenting her and emphasizing her positive aspects in today’s youth is sliding the rectum – I’m completely behind life.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72483
 02.11.2012
Bogatyr: The Proverb is Right
If a man is strong
He wants, it is necessary.
“I found out yesterday,
Never managed to run to
and sort.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72482
 02.11.2012
Yesterday, a man and a boy aged 9-10 came to the pharmacy to argue about the allegedly incorrectly released medication on the eve of his wife. Threatened to beat the vitrines, to dismiss everyone, to punish terribly, demanded the bosses, bullied for fifteen minutes.Finally, the conflict was resolved, he leaves.The son in the door asks the father: "And you will not beat the vitrines? Why did we come here?"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72481
 02.11.2012
Yarovyi
Come out, show yourself, the forest monster is terrible! I will not be afraid of your terrible sight.

Anya
No is

Yarovyi
Go on Skype, seriously.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72480
 02.11.2012
It was fucking fucking now!! Grandma says to me:
Why are you wearing white shorts at home?
I – what is that?
Black nose, winter is winter.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72479
 02.11.2012
The Habr:

“I would be extremely happy if there was a globe button on the keyboard, like I did in iOS. A very understandable symbol.
I am incomprehensible. What does she do? Just switching out?
Could Safari be launched?
Maybe it’s a make world label, no other.
Yes, these are cards.
Maybe a cake cutting scheme?
Or an orange.
The Batman Challenge.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72478
 02.11.2012
News by mail.ru
Hydrometeorological Center: The end of the world will not be in December

All of us, guys, will all die.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №72477
 02.11.2012
Zizmo> A friend told me yesterday from a client.
Zizmo> I have a friend. Sometimes they go to cabbage. The girlfriend has no brakes, and on a drunken bench is as seamless as the Kalashnikov machine.
Zizmo> Therefore, sometimes it is an honor to be labeled unknown by who. =) is
Zizmo> Knowing her dull nature, on the next solder, she gave herself an intense setup, whatever would happen there - COLLOGOTKI DO NOT take off!!! to
zersh> the socks have become socks?))))
G&G and G&G are...
Zizmo> They meet in the morning. My girlfriend has a dull look. The first and asks what said, how the evening ended? The coats? =) is
Q> is answered
Zizmo> Yeah I fucking remember what was there...
Zizmo> I woke up in the morning, the second thought "KOLGOTKI!!!!??and "
zizmo> Shrap-shrap yourself on your thighs... Fufuhh, in place.
Zizmo> My legs are down from bed.
Zizmo> And the socks... on the bearded!!!!!!!! to
zersh> :-D))))))

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