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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №120116
 01.11.2015
According to the results of the open championship of the city in winter fishing champion recognized a participant who drank three liters of vodka in a day.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120115
 01.11.2015
You’re not in my taste, I like dangerous guys.
I have books in Ukrainian.
You are my little rebel, come to me.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120114
 01.11.2015

So I’m angry, they’ll come, they’ll get up in the yard and let’s scream: potatoes! The young potatoes. The carrot! The LUC! and 20 rubles. The potatoes! The car is in the yard! The Card! The young potatoes!
Shut up now!
And why?! (With a sincere confusion)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120113
 01.11.2015
I didn’t start my first family quarrel. I just asked why she entered a bumper in the border, indeed uncensored.

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