Mommy's wisdom in cooking fish dishes: fish loves the three "p" - to squeeze, squeeze and let go.
And the cat gets a fish with one "p" - drown :D

A Google Maps error led to Nicaragua’s invasion of Costa Rica.
How will the Third World War begin?and :)

X: I gave my mom a pass from the tracker, she pumped 270 gigs
X: PPC rating has fallen
Y : Why?
Watching movies in HD
Why did the passport give?
x: aa, dick in exchange for chicken

She has a brain like a mushroom.
Is it good or bad?
Do you often talk to mushrooms?

What happened to you and Corsair today?
I am just awkward.)
Starink: They say in the dining between you a direct scandal was
Yes, I’m just a foolish person.)
He has not recovered after his injury.
And I decided to push him.
Feeding from a spoonful
Licia: He got rid of everything.
Starink: Well of course it pulled off)
Fox: and then I got up from behind the table, the bowl slipped out of my fingers (I just hate that clean dishes don’t have time to dry out in the dining room!)
And he’s right in the red.
and old :)
And she with a serious look removes the sting from her ear and says
As I see, you do not accept refusal.
Killing yourself is ready.

From the microblog in contact:

Why are boys easier to get into bed than girls?

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Comment: And often you manage to pull a guy into bed?))

The endless cycle is when you sneeze in public transport.

Do you know why we have so few rapers in the north?
YYY : Why?
XXX is cold
XXX: Growing up on the street

Inscription on the election poster:
"We will build a new country!"
And at the bottom of the mark is “"... with blackjack and prostitutes"

X: The shit of a sea pig oreth... he squeezed... he squeezed 3 carrots and an apple in a day...
This is 1.5 times more than it.
Yesterday I got into bed again.
If I had grown up, I would have killed Nash.
Y: If you had a sea pig with your height, you would bite yourself in your bed.

Julia: When a person writes "bla", it always seems to me that he wanted to address me

I watch TV channel 24Techno. We argue with our wife.

Wife: Go to the ass.
Television: These three words can describe the nature of the entire universe.

The curtain.

This is life: the fool is wise, the wise is foolish.

Continuing the military...
In the mid-1990s, the glorious city of Nicopolis, the air defense military unit protecting the Zaporozhye Air Force, the control battery, the long-range detection radar station P-19 on the combat duty, half a year before the debris.
This glorious story began when in our barracks they decided to do a repair and all our control battery moved into tents to the position of combat duty. The position was located virtually in the city, the fence was only partially guarded. In the evening, our combat captain Novikov, the other officers and officers went home and we went all the battery into the city. There was only a duty shift at the duty station, one person on the PVN tower (air surveillance post), well, very young. At this glorious time began the breakdown with gasoline (well, with everything else too) and my station P-19 on the basis of two gasoline ZIL 131 which now poured about a ton of gasoline became for city taxi drivers.
Nicopol was a real fuel rescue, well, I had problems with drinking, pocket money and transportation. I just rebuilt the rack on the taxi wave and called a taxi straight to the position. We went to the city in civilian clothes, and the shape was hidden in one of the hangars.
The holiday lasted about a month, night holidays and excesses began to become a habit, but... After some time the combate remembered that the process of shaking personnel was somehow interrupted and decided to arrange a night war alarm...
When my friend Sasha and I returned to our position on a beautiful early warm morning, we changed clothes and smoked and slowly moved towards the tents, a combat struck us and started screaming wondering where we were. When our combat captain Novikov began to roar, his face became very red and saliva flew from his mouth to different directions, for which he deserved the nickname of OHP (chemical foam extinguisher). To this topic, Sascha and I somehow did not eat and honestly answered the combat, that we are going out of the toilet, which the combat delighted us, that if we are so dumb and we are sitting in the toilet with
9 o’clock in the evening until 6 o’clock in the morning, then you can now go for 10 days on a haupwatt. As you understand, the censorship words in the half-hour monologue of Captain Novikov were very few.
But nothing to do, the mouth is so lip. Our lips are in
Nikopol was not and had to use the lip either in Dnipropetrovsk or in Krivogor. More than 100 km there and there. I didn’t want to drive to the hill. And I decided to use the last secret weapon, the secret of which was told to me by the previous sergeant-in-chief of the station.
by P-19. The interior of the P-19 station is a dark room filled with cabinets with lamp electronics and several round screens. All lamps in addition to the fact that they do not suffer from electromagnetic shock during a nuclear explosion, have one feature - they are heated heavily and in order to avoid melting poor operators inside, there are 15 cooling fans inside, which are turned on together with the station.
So, if one of the fans bent to the far right, it crushed to the mass and did not allow the station to be turned on. At the same time, it looked very colourful, as all the safeguards on the primary chains of all the blocks were covered and a red lamp lighted near each. This is something
100...
I handed over the combat duty to the young man, I am sitting in a tent preparing for my lips and waiting for a reaction - the station is on combat duty. Over the clock - a planned turn on, I see - I ran, my secret weapon worked. An hour after two the OHP flies and is interested in a good cry that this is my station does not work. I explain that before that everything was okay, but if I had not gathered on the lip, then of course I would have repaired everything, and so... Generally speaking, the combat ran away, and had nothing to do - the punishment was canceled and the pins drove me to clean the station. I came, I laid down the plan-schemes, I turned on the solder, in the canyon it stumbled, so that the smoke from it by a pillar stood and lay down to fill up. Well, by the evening, the fan bended and everything worked, the security of the state and the world peace were saved. And when I was leaving, I told my successor about a secret fan and I was 100% sure that if this station still works, this military secret is carefully passed on from generation to generation!

Citizens who have arrived in Moscow but have not passed registration will be expelled back to Russia.

XXX is yes! Write me immediately and do not ignore the message. Or I’ll make your doll, and believe me, I’ll come up with something more interesting than a needle. I will dress her in a pink dress and drive her in a pink cadillac, along with the sexy Ken in a smoking, through the hallway.
YYY: It is already here. What should have been?
XXX is too late. Ken and the Cadillac driver have already caught you on two.

from JJ:
9th January 2009 04:30 pm -
And before yesterday, I sit quietly at home, read about Israel, ride on a chair. And to the children who are asking to bow, I do not open the door. Sweets and money because they don’t. And here suddenly! There are seven persistent knocks at the door and some sixteen persistent knocks. A familiar voice behind the door:
"Julia, fuck you, we roll on the ball, open the bastard, you are at home, we both see your phones on the plateau.

xxx: on the work introduced "punishment" for each spoken mat - pressing 10 times
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The Nigrimmist:
I recently learned to fall into anabolic. I lie for half an hour, do not fall asleep - and it feels like I slept for 3 hours)
Tagged with: ppc
My dog had this two days before he died.
Nigrimmist: very good
Nigrimmist: encouraged
Kyle: I am trying

Paul's status: I was hacked if I wrote someone I love - don't believe it
Xenia: Okay well! Learn to be responsible for your actions! Be a man)