From the forum about Silent Hill2:

Why do nurses now not react to light, but to movement?
yyy: The sensors have probably changed the volumes of more reliable photo resistors.

I: What is it...? Such a strange feeling in the stomach... butterflies? It is :)
Eat at night while watching the goats!

X: Masha, let me know. What people are you, women? Is it possible to be online for half an hour and not read a message?
No strength is lacking for you.

Y: Just like you!
Who, for example, cannot call in the evening just so or write a text message, at least so that we know that you are not dead.

An ex-guest comes to visit, sees the inscription in the innet: MCH NEVER LIES, WHAT TO DO?? to
“Lena, you’re a clever grandmother, you’re afraid to read this stuff? When did you not sleep?
- MCH is a metal tiles, and this is a country forum!
Still worse than I thought! Why don’t you, you’re not an old grandmother, go better about men read!! to

Mobile Phone Repair Forum
xxx guys help me! My phone doesn’t turn on or turn off.

Wife bought shoes and calms herself: and what? Good shoes... And even on the "skin" looks... Especially on top... Especially on the left...

[Discussions about the salary market]

My husband thinks earning less than 150,000 is shameful for a man
Does it earn a penny? It happens...

Fuck, you and I are all fucking fucking.
Artem: Why is it?
Rita: Here you, as an iOS developer, need an iPhone to develop applications. We both have old phones, but the new ones we look after for ourselves Galaxy and Xperia.
Arthem... is it?
Rita: And while the panthers are chewing on “I want 5 iPhones, but the baby doesn’t,” we say to ourselves, “I’m going to have to buy this fucking iPhone.”

From a conversation with the client:

I am a technician, an engineer. We provide functionality! So if you have x#$, then my job is to make it stand the required time in the right place. But to hang beautifully is not for me, it is for the designers.

In the lesson:
Teacher: I remember the xxx and I ask him all the time, and he thinks when the teacher will be behind him.
Hey, you are an extravagant!

About Hurricane Sandy:

xxx: We have roads made of chewed paper, and they have good asphalt that breaks, not crumbles.

YYY: The house they have is not made of brick, but of a good fence, which does not collapse during hurricanes, but technically moves in the direction of the wind.

XXX: I am printing
XXX: I see, on the floor of the sheet fucking what it is
XXX: touched
XXX: by the feeling of wax
XXX: I think "What is the Houthi, where is the wax in the printer?
XXX: Printing another sheet
XXX: There was this jerk, but there were still BOSS on the sheet.
XXX: And here I understood
XXX: The shield of a tarakani settled in the printer
XXX: Sleeping in peace
XXX: Here I Am
XXX: Included
XXX: He went with the card
XXX and BAC
YYY: The Fucks
YYY: How You Could
XXX: No Tarrant
XXX: Unknown

Tell me the password from your wifi!
Nisha: Did you come to visit just because there is no nita at home?
Arnold: No, not just that. to buried

From the forum "Sweden".

By the way, a child of some kind from the kindergarten pulled a bunch of socks. How to figure out - where is mine, everything mixed up. The other children went home barefoot.
In general, everyone was washed and brought back to the garden, they were there for another month in sight, nobody took - thought of others.

Anja is fine, it works. She made a tattoo over her head, a goat pen - a symbol of a journalist, a hoole.
WOW: guy...and I as a marketer what to paint over the lobby?)))
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Well, maybe something in the spirit "Hurry! The last stick may be for you!")
Buy in the first hole in the second get free? ?
XHH: not free - with 50% discount
I invented it, man! Write simply: here could be your advertisement!)
This could be yours...

I decided to live a full life.
Do you stop drinking?
I’m removing the film from the screen of my mobile phone.

...
I think it’s good ? ? ? ? ? ?

Alexey: Katya, you’re not worthy to have keys 9 and 0 on the keyboard.

Katy Perry: Why...?O O O O

Alexey: Katia, apparently the key 7 also...

Katya: Yes, what is it? I can’t understand you =)

He tried to call his uncle, and he dropped everything. Then I received a message:
I'm from the tablet, it's burning in the electric talk.

She said that type you’re my ex and should stay in the past, I tried to explain to her that there’s nothing between us.
WOW: You would say that I am your very good and close friend and that I don’t like you.
As a woman
Though I am very beautiful

You won’t believe, but every year, two, I take cats from the same tree. And grey, and white, and black, and various ones.

Major on tavria: and cats, meanwhile, probably have a belief that if you climb the same tree, you will always be shot by the same person :D