A crash in the store happened - in the department where beer, vodka and cigarettes ran a man and asked him to sell a hammer, while he was served came a woman and asked for the sale of e-cigarettes... well they are waiting... then the woman begins to look at that man.
Then she picks in her side...he surprises her so much.
So they smoked for about half a minute...then she says
Q: Do you know your family, do you not know your family?and "

The client calls:
Q: bla bla bla, a new computer, help connect
I: Not the question, the operating system Windows XP or Vista?
K: Yes
I: You don’t understand me, the operating system Windows XP or Vista?
K: Yes
I: (with unlimited patience), the operating system of Windows XP I-L-I Vista?
K: Yes
Liquid on operating systems for 10 minutes
I: So is the operating system Windows XP or Vista?
K: Yes
Is it joking?
I: Windows Vista or HR operating system?
Tag: Vista
YOP

godfatherus (21:50:49 12/11/2008)
I have seen the baby cream "Laska"

Jen`ka (21:51:27 12/11/2008)
There is still an air conditioner for clothes, Laska...may her girls love it?))

godfatherus (21:52:23 12/11/2008)
Probably... it is done this way.. while they wash with air conditioner "Laska", you need to approach from the back with a baby cream...

I think a quote from 2 Madagascar,
Spit, spit, spit again, spit again, spit again, spit again, spit again and spit again.
I have to take the vase as a motto.)

When will we finally see:
Somali pirates captured the United States.

My wife and I broke up. The offended woman went to sleep. I am swimming. I am correcting hope. It is Hule’s fault. Call the flower delivery service. It does not work. I call a taxi, pull my pants and go to the store. There is a guard and a girl. I picked roses broken all normal. Electricity to pay. I notice the guard touches me somehow strangely and, like, calls to himself unnoticed. I’m so stressed he might think I’m laying eggs to his girlfriend. I am paying. The sensation comes from behind. I think no. The situation is so tense. The girl is silent. Night outside the window and grumbling from behind. He leaned toward me and whispered to my ear: “Dumb man, fasten the width.” He threw me into a cold sweat. I remembered that when I came out of the bathroom my pants on the naked body was wearing a shirt. The Romantic Fuck.

Looking at the girl in the embrace with a milipizdric dog, spinning out of the trousers ropes, with the intelligence of the marmelade, who told me that "I will not drink this drank for 450p" I remembered: as we (2 friends and 2 babies) in the year 94, when we were 14 years old, and the grandmothers at 17, spotted at night, from the turntable of my motorcycle "Minsky" 98% alcohol diluted with water from the column and spotted him to cheat with the same water, and the grandmothers were happy that they were drunk and now would be specifically fuck. That’s where I understood... Yes! I’m a regional director, 14 years ago, and I’m fucking who I am now! It is :)

xxx left the group "Those who will never be expelled from the MFI".

Asking an extrasensitive if you need to remove the spoil or the eyelid – it doesn’t matter.

Ask your insurance agent if you do not insure your property.

Preamble: Daughter of friends, nine years old, recently watched the movie "Kunfu

The Panda" Remember the moment when the hero panda, having received a blow in causal

The place, shouts: “Oh my bells!”"?



Ambulance: A week later, she reads A.K. Tolstoy’s poem:

"My bells..." and whispers with hidden indignation: "Hm, found

What to write about!"

Medvedev’s speech always began with the words:

"I was asked here to say..."

In the evening I call all my colleagues at work and at 17:45 I buy any blue chips for all the money. At 18:00 the guys from the central bank start working, investing your money...
And so on, day by day...
A fool is not a fool, but I have my modest 10% a day..."

I wonder, where did the financial crisis come from?by D.A. Medvedev

1st :
The Hearing. I go on a ride with a girl. I can’t catch any more. Explain how that is?
2nd :
There is hell. See also
2nd :
You are standing.
2nd :
and Dharma

and Dharma

and worshipped

We go out on the street with a friend. Polar night and dark. We can see in the house in front of the windows at the level of the 5th floor hanging "Altayatz", the facade is doing repairs. On the skyscraper lights - shut up dark! The friend says:
And Splinter Cell.
We get closer, and another one comes down from above, too with a fanar.
Playing on the net.

by Steel_Cat
This modest calculation.

andquot; 1 One human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information.
2nd One sperm contains 37.5 MB.
Three One milliliter contains about 100 million sperm.
4 is On average, an ejaculation lasts 5 seconds and is 2.25 ml of sperm.
5 is Thus, the capacity of the male member will be equal to:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 bytes / sperm x 100 000 000 sperm / ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1 687 500 000 000 000 bytes / second = 1 687.5 Terabytes / s"

It turns out that the female egg can withstand this DDoS attack by one and a half terabytes per second, missing only one selected data package and is the world’s most offensive hardware firewall.

Alexander is
11 new topics for Cosmopolitan magazine:
1st Strings or Tango: 306 new arguments for and against
2nd New car: how to choose a plush mouse
Three Sex on the beach: how to shake the sand
4 is You and your best friend: why not?
5 is Health Secrets: Learn to Breathe
6 is Business lessons: how to profit from a husband's betrayal
7 is The washing machine: Easy Care+
8 is Still, Nietzsche or Schopenhauer: choose a name for a puppy
9 is Fashion trends of the season: what should hang on the rope from the tampon
10 is 5 places where you should not take a vibrator with you
11 is How to ride a jeep.

The Angel
Is it December number?

Tagged with: Prv. You are doing?
I watched Madagascar 2. so great
I am Silent Hill.
It is bluish :D
These are the future mothers.
These are the defenders of the homeland.

and XXX:
Good night to the rabbits and foxes!and ;)
YYY :
Thank you very much, but I’m more accustomed to crocodiles.

In the Ikea on the lumber in the zoo store, the inscription on the aquarium: "The fish is alive. She just likes to swim"
I look up.
One fish swims up.
I watched her for 5 minutes.
It is really alive.

"A combination of pleasant and useful"



A wise man is one who can combine what is useful for himself with what is pleasant for himself.

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