I saw a photo of Haratiyan, and this Baturina turned out to be...

The Automotive Forum. How to earn a car:

Now we will show you how to significantly save on the purchase of a car for this we invite Sergey and Vasily. To Sergey we will give a three hundred gram bowl with red ivory for 220 hryvnia, and to Vasily a three hundred gram bowl with cabbage ivory for 6 hryvnia, and we will ask the boys to eat everything. Five hours later the guys went to the toilet – and we’ll see what happened: Sergey had an unexpected result – the red caviar turned into a shit, let’s see what happened to Vasily: mind me! The same shit! If there is no difference, why pay more?
It turns out, buying every day a bowl of cabbage caviar, instead of red - you will save 214 hryvnia daily, that is, following a simple arithmetic for a year, you will save 78 110 hryvnia, and this is already a small Peugeot 107. So the choice is up to you: eat a red caviar and get a shit, or eat a caviar and get a pejo!!! Save on the cabbage!! to

The case was in the camp, 8 years ago. The man was washed in this way: he will grab water in his hands and quickly rub on the fucker.
As we stand in the morning, we wash and he is here... he gets water in his hands and... ahahahahahah!! to
"I have broken my nose!!!!and "

She is:
I really want to sleep with you under the same blanket now... so that you can press me to you and sweetly tap my ear.

He is:
It would be wonderful

He is:
We’t fall asleep soon...I know so many anecdotes))

This feeling, which "Galaxy" was filmed by the Russians:
Repair the hyperspace engine.
Give me the key to 14.

Wow, a guy who has a friend who was asked to print an animated emoji...
So here...
tell him that today my acquaintance complained that some kind of acne was tortured for half an hour on the subject, why not in the sale of animated paper...

The dog is that.
The dog is a bull.
The dog is Scottish.
Each one is a terrier.

He has a head.
and the eyes,
The feet tremble in the wind:
Practically a little ro.

The bull has two cheeks
attached to the head.
As a good self,
In general, a pig is a pig.

Scotch is a funny dog.
The profile looks like a hat.
Mordor on the brick.
The fire is over.

Reading the Abyss here, I periodically encountered tricks about women painting with their mouths open, and even the zombie fighter seemed to slip through.
I am reporting.
If you paint with a suspended mouth, a whole group of facial muscles are relaxed, and the eyelids do not shake.
This is information for reflection. No need to publish.

Do you think you are smarter than a tropical macaca?
Try to open the coconut.

To my outrage, wherever the socks go - I live alone, one good acquaintance finally replied: "Their Sir Max of Echo tires."

Valerious: Are you my friend?? to
Rin to KMM. How to see
Valerious: Tell me... the green dress... it doesn’t fill me?
Rin: honest or pleasant?
Valerious: to be honest! I am always for the truth!! to
Rin: not a drop.
Valerious: Fouououh, thank God for it!!!)))
Rin: You are filled with brides for the night, sitting life and beer.
Rin: If you weren’t such a cow, you’d be just a builder.
Rin: still for the truth?

They say: "beats, it means loves..."Sunny, I’ll give you one day, so I’ll...

and Mach?
– and?
Can I ask you?
Give birth now!
When you’re drunk, please don’t write. Or get closer.
Oh all of it! I don’t drink anymore!
Oh, if it were so. I hear this phrase for the third time. for this month. Today is November 6...

xxx: Evening, subway, Siberian station... Suddenly in the wagon, on the mattress: "Nobody saw the machinery?"

Chudo: downloaded all series of the Moonlight Agency
Grom :D
Chudo is :)
Grom: Will you watch Bruce Willis gradually bald?

In the characterization of Paul Petrovich Kirsanov, written by one of the students of 10th grade:
by Pavel Petrovich:
The idealist. Angry, crazy butterflies about the fact that Bazarov constantly gives him a moral pitch, insidiously proving that materialism is a crime.

What was it at all?

We have a clear line in the universe.
One day we sit in a couple. The two of them talk loudly behind. Prepod writes the formula on the board. He turns around and says to the two: “Well, you came here?” You don’t want to sit here – go for a walk, go to the cinema, and finally sing the port wine. He turns to the board. One of those speakers: I don’t drink port wine. Prepod turns around so slowly and says, “It’s time to...

Do you know what is a jade?
No is
This is the Enter button for those who can’t read English.

YYY: Well you’re at least having fun...good...
xxx: Just for you, a stick at the end of the message is an indicator of kindness. And I can print angry messages, but smile in reality.
xxx: I can just put those stupid sticks))))
XXX: You think I’m laughing.
xxx is the fucked sheep)))))

xxx: although I am guilty, I killed the whole romance myself and I am sad.
YYY: What is it?
Well, for example, he is waiting for me near the entrance, in a coat, smells good, shaved, chested. And here I’m all that wildly distracted running out of the entrance with the garbage bag and the "MAX;Hello! I brought you guests"