ZZZ (15:24:58 28/11/2012)
And I thought he was 20 years old and took him and blinded him.
I know all his facial expressions.
All four

YYY (15:27:13 28/11/2012)
What do these expressions mean?

ZZZ (15:30:13 28/11/2012)
I want to eat 1.
I want sex 2.
Let’s go and play Heroes.
Something is knocking in my machine again.

In the tanks:
Title: AC/DC Rulets
Tagged: truck
XXX is meant?
Tagged: rule
I don't know who this truck is and I'm kidding, AC/DC is more cool

I work in network, I meet a lot of pearls. For example, today, I announce my surname for the exam, a guy jumps up and tells me that a guy with this surname will be late very much, because of the fact. His wife is giving birth. The expression of his face was invaluable when I showed him his own photo under his last name in the document. XD is

Title of the news "In the case of «Obronservisa» appeared new episodes"
Comment to Article:
Uriah to Uriah! The new episodes!The first season is awesome!

ARAHANA
Dary
Will we mark the end of the world?

A-SIM
Do you believe in him?

ARAHANA
No is

ARAHANA
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but it’s not a reason not to celebrate the New Year.

YYY: I wrote a report on my missing cold.
Not to validate
One of them was one who ran once in a year.
I promised some evidence, but it’s shit.
So coming out after my couple, she complained to her peers that in Russia the level of education is falling and smart people are not needed by anyone.

Comments under photo of the car on a very low profile tire:
HH: Where is the resin?
In the gardens :)

We play with a guy in the minecraft, it became boring, disconnected from the server. Writing later
I just wanted to write that the shift can be done with love, and you went out... fucked the fence :(

Another old woman in the department was stifled with the prosphere given by the priest. The sisters complained to the manager. He wrote a polite letter to the priest in which he reminded that “the Body of Christ is not part of the purple diet.”

I sit like this, the night, the light cut off, I rewrite, I try to find the letters on the key.... and such a deadly voice: I LOVE YOU....." I almost fell from the chair..... the daughter from under the blanket is trying to communicate....

Ravox: Yesterday I washed a cup at work. For the first time in four months. Not only is she transparent, not even mine. Now I don’t know how to mess it back so that they don’t get picked up and where to look for it.

XXX is the apocalypse. Have you bought another church candle?
YYY: I am a Muslim. I do not need to waste money. I’m going to scream allahu akbar. We always do this when something is wrong.

There is such a kind of bird "Rindinka". Have you ever heard of spiders whose females eat males? They rest next to the ring. After mating, the male snorkeling falls asleep and then the female approaches, curses his chest, and eats his heart. Scientists believe that the female snorkeling thus gives its puppies the best chances in life. I think it’s all shit. She does it because she is a frog.

Q: How can you fuck a fat girl?
Have you ever jumped on a tramp? Is the baton on you?? to

Repair of laptops. One of the colleagues found an error in the implemented program:
Take me as a tester! No is! Not what you thought!

(In the discussion of crimes provoked by violent computer games)
Let’s go and go "the policeman killed" and let’s go and ban the police.

Friends are people who sincerely help you when you don’t ask them for help.

Yesterday I met with a friend, went to the cafe for 50 grams of lemonade to drink. We met two pretty happy grandmothers under 60. A friend points to one and says, “This is my former teacher. She... ten years ago led physics culture with us.” Further from his words.
I go to the street toilet, behind the school, I see, at the sports venue, a bodybuilder is engaged in heating. Once - on the turnik she jumped, clung to her knees and hangs down her head. I stayed in the sorting for seven minutes, I go out, and she still hangs. Well, I think it’s strong, I’t stand for more than two minutes. After the call, in another 10-15 minutes, I go there to smoke, look - and she hangs! He smoked, he went out, he was there. I even noticed her - what a physical training! Go to classes. And on the second day, through the open door of the teacher, I hear how the physical worker tells the biologist: "...he hanged, and in a minute I want to come down from the turnik, I stretch to the curtain, and I do not get enough, I do not have enough strength. So it hanged for half an hour, the knees were already bent, almost not turned to the concrete. Well, the worker passed, removed it. And before him, some shit went there and there, and at least something...”
And the warm-up in the fresh air she then stopped.

The Russian government has long learned that the easiest way to take money from the poor. Poor money is not much. Poor people to the damn.

The essence of hot water is that you first buy cold water from the water channel, and then the boiler heats it up. That is, the boiler does not buy water, but only provides heating services.

Dear wise man from the heck, look at the receipt for payment - and wonder why this cold water (by counter) is cheaper than hot (by counter)? Heating is included in the cost of the service. And if you miss the lechus - it's only your problems, but not the residents.