At work, Max printed a bunch of documents every day.
Today he approaches the printer and issues: “These printers are all the same, they only need paper.”

She is. Have you purchased the lubricant?
He is. I already have a WD-40, I lubricate her bicycle
She is. Fuck your bicycle!! to

- And you saw an article on the hub, where the guy complained that he is like a PHP developer, not pleased with the haunting around the language.
“The kind of guy is enough to offend my programming language, I am ashamed to write it because of it. On this I will write an article on the hub, about how bad I live :(
He didn’t even write why he liked this language. Only that he wastes on him, and even no pluses has written, only that he is hated.
- I understand, but fucking, you’re on the hole, that’s for nuts?
- Go mommy probably, shit ppschnik.

But in fact, our state kept its promise, and now a liter of gasoline costs less than a dollar.

This is:
A group of British scientists studied the sexual reaction of women to smells from men, and came to the conclusion: women arouse the smell... garlic! That is, gathered men who love to eat garlic, took the baby and made themselves smell. Poor grandmothers, smelling to hallucinations, shouted: "Like us, like us, just let us go" - and the scientists were delighted and made this conclusion.

In fact, two groups of men (who ate and who did not eat garlic) were given the smell of matter, and since garlic kills the bacteria that give the unpleasant smell of sweat, then of course women chose the group that ate garlic, because the smell is better.
Read it to the end, smart!

xxx: yesterday read about a man who in his own way avenged Turkey - he scornfully threw out

The clothes that I took from a Turkish hotel.

Neradence: You know, my husband even during our marriage considered me very strange, but after a call in the middle of the night with the words, you are a Norwegian and should know what the name of this your carnivorous salmon, who is like a wizard, he will consider me just fucking. by ROFL:

War: Turkish travelers "all included" changed to Crimean "all turned off".

The only reason drivers turn on remote lights in the city is that they want to see the brick flying into the front glass better.

Now, when the client asks, “Do you have cute monkeys?” and I want to clarify, “Are you about the range of calendars for the next year, or about the collective as a whole?”

The state should twist the hooks if necessary, said in an interview with NTV TV channel the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia Vladimir Kolokoltsev. In his opinion, for the common good, the authorities can pass on the rights and duties of citizens."

For the past 15 years, what has the state done? Where is this famous common good? Where is security, where is wealth, where are you, fools, fools?

Better to invite the girl to the bath or to the cocktail, or to some interesting place.
WOW: It is not so easy. I need to find out first...
XH: The breasts are usually in the front upper quarter of the body. If not, it is better to run away.

Commentary on one of the militant leaders in Syria:

Not killed but destroyed.
We are not murderers...
The most accurate description.
Let’s use ‘moderate’ words for ‘moderate’ terrorists: it was neutralized.
Yes, it’s % and it’s all there. What are you clever here?

Further on the subject of copyrights:

Not the average, where as above the average author (a specific example - Popova Nadezhda Alexandrovna aka kongregatia receives about 7 (by writing - SEVI) rubles from a [printed] copy.
Just hoping in her swallow she (the author, who himself puts out [on Flibusta] his new books and watches for it to be not foolish) inadvertently (without herself suspecting) hinted that (...) the native-language authors are greedy dumb copywriters: for a week from the moment of the book's release from readers directly she received MORE than a full fee for the book. While she does not sell her books, it is grateful readers themselves pay for the pleasure delivered by her books.

This is:
We have a aunt at work, who at one time drove her current husband out of the family, and she was not free at that time. They destroyed two families."

I always liked to think of men as some kind of animal that anyone can take away. Maybe it was he who brought her to her husband.
Well, if you have such a strange arithmetic, you have destroyed 2 families, but you have created one, so only -1, not -2.

I had a customer once from Britain with a porn site
XXX: I made him video chat
xxx: by webrtc
xxx: when someone wrote to me "Gerhard" in the mail, I immediately thought what porn would offer to do

from the discussion of the purchase of air helmet ZŠ-5A for a motorcycle
Average price in the area of 25tr. Do you need him?
Why is that 20-30? The shell and took. I bought such a motorcycle in Germany for 1300r. with EU safety certificates. I have a 200g :)
xxx: Kevlar helmet with titanium reinforcing inserts, taken from ballistic polycarbonate. You will be wrapped, the helmet will be washed and given to the next.
Best description of the helmet I’ve seen :)

Turkey’s products were suddenly unsuitable and contaminated.

And if it wasn’t for the F-16, we’d know about it.

The grammar:

Translated by Google.
Fuck the two, I’ll give it up.
succeeded
Fuck two, I'll let him!
Tagged with "two"
I saw what happened.
Oh, I will give him!

That’s exactly what you said with your pointing!

Robinson Crusoe conducted a survey among the population of an uninhabited island.

A hundred percent of the population supported the slogan: “Without Robinson there would be no island!”