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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104942
 02.11.2014
"the offer is not an official offer" - in public Russian language - "we fuck you!" )))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104941
 02.11.2014
Man is a social animal. And that’s what made him the most successful organism in his class. No predator stands against the tribe of men. The tribe needs their support. Feed the useless old people, they will teach you what you do not know. To contain painful children - will come up with such, fire, for example, to use. Interestingly, societies with eugenic preferences have not survived to our days.
But here are the examples you wanted: Da Vinci and Isaac Newton were born premature. Kant is painful from birth. Helmholtz was born with a watermelon and spent his entire childhood in bed. Julius Caesar and Fyodor Dostoevsky are epileptics. Einstein, Goethe, Diesel, Dickens had all the signs of schizoid psychopathy.
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This is really a great answer. Reasonable and neutral. There is nothing to ask or add to this.
The reaction of the female was also expected :)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104940
 02.11.2014
Patriots from the Star TV channel on the occasion of the holiday painted the logo in red, white and blue colors. Like the Dutch flag. Not as in Russian.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104939
 02.11.2014
He studied in our class one man, healthy, but the most two-year-old, second-year-old, on the lessons constantly hit, smoked there, the money of the children tires and all that. In short, by school standards - a negative character. And here, a few years after graduating from school (I just finished the institute) accidentally met him at the railway platform. Are you an alcoholic and an alcoholic? Fuck it there. Sergeant of the militia.

[ + 25 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104938
 02.11.2014
> I like that
I like it! What does it do to me? I like it!!! to
Learn, fucking at last, this is it!! to
Not the resistance of materials, your mother!

Tagged with ><

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104937
 02.11.2014
When my pets catch me, it’s enough to ask the cat, “Who sucked me?And the dog says, “Let’s go swim?” and half a day they can’t be found.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №104936
 02.11.2014
Again the boss :)
He complained and burned.
The salary must be worked out, if I pay the money, I will control it.
To this the harsh Chelyabinsk workers said:
- the salary is paid by the state, and you in this chain are an extra link, rejoice that we generally build something for a penny.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104935
 02.11.2014
Iponia is the land of small horses in an apple.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104934
 02.11.2014
DerArto: I’ve looked at Instagram and you know what I’m going to tell you, you’re in the photos of Halloween, absolutely not terrible, compared to the photos of you 5 years ago.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104933
 02.11.2014
V-Star-V_XP: Is there any thread "developer kits for adults"?and :)
alx0: V-Star-V_XP, VAZ 2101

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104932
 02.11.2014
Dialogue from life:

My ass jumped up!
Let me see. I will not push.
- Dentists also say "I just look at"...
And then the pimples on the ass press? Is it often so?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104931
 02.11.2014
It is good that Mr. Honoré de Balzac does not see that.
And you, women of the Balzac age, do not offend them, please! You are more often called girls than women.
After all, the very expression "Balsakov age" became famous after reading the novel "Thirty-Year-Old Woman" by large masses. That’s not about my grandmother, right?

In general, the Balzakov age is a woman aged 30 to 40 years. Vicentessa d’Eglémon was distinguished by independence, autonomy of judgment and freedom in expressing her feelings, among other things.
So is!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104930
 02.11.2014
xxx: 2107 for 2014 looks great on the backdrop of loans, it was created by some brilliant designer so that it has not appeared obsolete for 30 years. Just look at these strict straight lines, the massive grid of the radiator, the deep and attractive headlights. I want to sit in her and go somewhere.
Somewhere in the car service.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №104929
 02.11.2014
In the morning we stand with our daughter (4.5 years old) on the site, we wait for the elevator (16th floor), the neighbor comes out, stands with us. He also waits. Here my little cacao will break. Loud and smelly.
Oh, I have thought about it!!! to
The elevator arrives, we enter, and here the neighbor gives:
Don’t think in the elevator!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104928
 02.11.2014
The first and most powerful trolling, covering the whole country, and maybe the world - 1000 eggs in No Weather!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104927
 02.11.2014
Are you there soon?
I’m trying to get in the jeans.
See also: Eeeee?
And they have been lying there for six months.
Vitaly: Haya washed

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104926
 02.11.2014
When I started dating a guy, he had a girlfriend.
Two years ago, we were married.
Question: What damn am I still signed with him as a "Lohah-Shinomontage"?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104925
 02.11.2014
The film "Lucy" is a prequel to Bruce the Almighty. After watching it became clear how Morgan Freeman became God.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104924
 02.11.2014
My grandfather was illiterate, so he beat his grandchildren once, not counting until three.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104923
 02.11.2014
The most important in the country are the Chren and the Frog, one knows everyone, and the other suffocates everyone.

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