Lustfulness is a feeling in reverse proportion to hunger.

I saw an ad in the American newspaper - 8-Vinyl Windows Installation - $2995. The first thought - do they put a license screw with 8 vinyl plates, and for 3 kilobacks of O_O. Then it came up with the glass packs.

Q: What kind of girls do you like?
Those I like, there are hardly any more.
Do you like the Usurian tigers? O_O

The news tape:
A six-year-old girl will be tried for riding a four-wheeled bicycle, she struck an old woman, who soon died from diseases not related to injuries received after collision with a bicycle. They also want to bring her brother, who was riding with her, to justice. What country do you think? Okay, the United States

My friend works in Google.
I have something to confess to you.
He is: Let’s
I use Yandex.
He is: ahahahah )))
I am too ?

HH: Then you tell me, I went.
Back to the kitchen?
You’ll know a lot, you’ll soon get old.
You’ll eat a lot, you’ll get better soon.
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[b1ob00sted 23:22:42]
What color are your trousers?
[CandyGirl 23:23:06]
The pink roof
[b1ob00sted 23:23:14]
I have sex!
[b1ob00sted 23:25:14]
Forgive me, I just have one handshake.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My match offers to make me cunnilingus and generally loves the oral. I am embarrassed. I am afraid. I’ll have to lick him too, right? What to do?
You are stupid. Close your eyes and have fun! and :)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Is it in the eyes??? I will not!

One group asked her to download her keyboard trainer, and already on the download page saw:
The attention! In the program in the phrases mode there are highly spiritual sentences such as "Buratino shuddered, shuddered and burned". In order for your noble origin not to be hurt, it is necessary after the installation of the program to additionally put the following block.

It is long)

Eyes lowered modestly, shoulder closed with a fist... You are called holy by many, but you, Mary, are faithless...
Yyy: Trading expensive shit.

X: Do you have a girlfriend?
YYY: almost
XXX: What is her name?
Yyy: Either the light or Natasha :D

A friend reads Harry Potter, I sit in the inlet.

Friend(D) - Do you hear that is "Candeliabr"?
I am hz. And what context?
D. "Harry did not fall because he grabbed Ron’s candlestick"... Well, it wasn’t with Hermione that he was the type?

In the USSR there was no sex, but in each family there were 3-4 children, now there is sex, but in each family one child. Conclusion: Children do not come from sex!!! to
Yyy: Well, under the USSR, there were more gardens, more cabbage, and a cleaner environment - more hives!

Garrota: Pl... the damned "Domestos" almost brought me to a psychic. The wife poured it into the toilet and left it, it was stacked, washed...and it was thick, fell, and blue! He washed for once.
Garrota: So I looked at Pila under the beer, went to the toilet to cast - I look, and at the white-skinned toilet, the blue veins are clearly visible!! to
Garrota: I recovered from the fact that I was standing in the bathroom, guarding the dishwasher and nervously shaking...

I was called by the boss on the carpet. and sprinkled into dust and dust (
Q: Is it a new one?
I made an arbalet that shoots with Vantus *crazy*
Igo-Go: And it looms through the whole corridor!
Go-Go: And I broke the window
Carroce, I am going to him.

Sometimes she understands me so.
Dialogue in the kitchen:
Where is the knife?
Which to you?
and Tessak. The most sharp.
And why?
Cut the bodies.
In the lower box...

Golf was probably invented a long time ago. At first, he was played with the head of a cut off criminal.
A poisoned criminal? HAHAHAHAHA
Saylit: Well, the game only needed the head - so the rest of the criminal was cut off.

We work in a familiar c.
The electric car is short, a bunch of people are full, do not push.
A friend from the bag pulls a stick with a mouse (a cat toy), but only part of the stick is visible from the outside.
A man stands next to him and the following conversation occurs:

The man: The girl! Are you a good fairy?
The girl: =)
Per you have a magic stick?
The girl =)))
2 more cars please :)

XHHH: Shit, I was almost knocked down by Kamaz. With the red inscription "DESTINATION" on the bunker. This is the blow of fate.

From the forum: Children Talk
The daughter (5 years) sits on a pot with a lungs, sorry, constipation. I’m going to see how her business goes. She is shy and very serious:
But I don’t give up and believe in myself.