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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55783
 01.11.2011
xxx: Cho-ta was struggling to treat teeth today in the clinic, where the repair is going on. So the boron machines from all sides drill, irritate, and also unexpectedly behind the wall the perforator stumbled.
YYY: You didn’t say you, maybe Chuck Norris’s toothstone was removed?

[ + 57 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55782
 01.11.2011
I work as a security guard (read: the guard) at work during the rest-course, I have recently been struck by Harry Potter fanfictions. With the help of a wire and cut out of a plastic bottle two circles, I make glasses. Breaking a few thick sticks master "magic stick"The end of the shift. I go home. She went into the entrance, dressed "glasses" and got "vp" I flew into the apartment, husband after comp. He turns to kiss me. I jump into the room, put a stick on him and shout: “Expellarmus!" He was crying. He really wiped away his tears... Rhett, can’t calm down. I liked a stupid grandmother...but I had fun :)

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55781
 01.11.2011
Fuck, don’t believe me! I will succeed!
XX: I don’t promise anything, you don’t want to give your vote, you don’t need, I don’t insist
Never give advice to a man unless he asks for it. Wild is killing.
XXX: Sorry apologizes
XX: It’s just so hard, my brain boils)
See also: Ol...
See also: Olya!
See also: Olya! Seriously forgive me!! Please please! ?
XXX is Olga!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX is elephant. Fuck well.
XXX is favorite!
XXX: I apologize
XXX: and don’t give god you just left the comp!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55780
 01.11.2011
By the way, I forgot to tell you: I now have a garage where you can disassemble something, try to collect it, and then throw it away!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №55779
 01.11.2011
From the legal website, topic :"Installation of paternity";

The question:

I very much hope for your help. I slept with a woman. She gave birth and declares that here is my child.I have a family and 3 children.And she asks me to give the name of the child. Have I slept with few? Does anyone have the right to demand anything from me? If the court establishes my paternity, can they collect alimony from me without my consent? I love my family.How can I protect myself from all this?I didn’t plan a child with her. Why should I pay for 15 minutes of fun in this way? Help and advise!

The answer:

Don’t be upset, you are lucky. We have a client who only 5 minutes and became HIV-infected. His price is life. In your case, you need to agree on the amount of alimony and the name. If the agreement does not succeed, then the court will unambiguously demand alimony, but will refuse in the name. We sincerely sympathize with you, but we want to say that you will also have the right to help this child when he becomes capable, and you will need help. You will have the right to claim alimony from him, including through the court. Don’t worry, suddenly a famous and wealthy person is born who will take care of you in the future. You have to find a good side in everything.

[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55778
 01.11.2011
I live in front of the mountain. I recently bought a shutter. Now, whenever I hear that he has switched to battery mode, I can hardly overcome the desire to go out to the balcony and, showing disgraceful gestures, scream: “Bite, Suki!!!and "

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55777
 01.11.2011
In contact this site of wonders, went with brains, came out without (c)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №55776
 01.11.2011
I remembered something from one of my comrades yesterday.
He had a cat in his house and we couldn’t find him. The cat hid behind the boiler, kept silent during the day, and at night began to weep exhausted. He slowly ate our food, and jerked behind the boiler. My friend and I searched. They almost believed in an unclean force... Food disappears, wild cries at night... And when they found the cat, a friend wanted to kill him. Then the shit came out for this creature.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55775
 01.11.2011
[8:13:43] Arsen: Go all in the ass with your Good Morning!
Arsen: Who are you lying to?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55774
 01.11.2011
Why do we need a foreign hallowin?
We have our own, it takes place in August.
A lot of people dress up and celebrate.
They scare other people.
Q: And you can get it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55773
 01.11.2011
The news.
Jacob Nakladal will play for the "Salawat Juventud"

Oh, and Yatwood Trubashatal let him play for "Akbar"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55772
 01.11.2011
So I present the employees of the DOU under the government: "Bl#, 3 o’clock at night, and until tomorrow we need a draft new law on the militia. What to do? Yes, FIG knows, let’s download the current law of the United States....hear, so they have the police and not the militia, as in Word`e car replacement is done??? The hell knows, I sleep, let them grasp themselves."

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55771
 01.11.2011
Late autumn... A soft, fluffy snowfall fell, suffocating the sound of almost any steps... And finally a bunch of girls is perceived as a bunch of girls, not as a taboo of fresh horses.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55770
 01.11.2011
I had a pattern breakdown when I realized that when you break up with a girl, you won’t have a family, children, etc. with her.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! At the same time, you may have common grandchildren later, in 20 or 30 years. Fuck it is so strange...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55769
 01.11.2011
by Kapsh:
Insomnia is OK. You can calmly eat cream while the cat is sleeping.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55768
 01.11.2011
Oregon (11:52:01 31/10/2011)
Buy the Cornich Rex - they are funny - curly
Oleg (11:52:07 31/10/2011)
Dogs more accurately.
CAHA (11:52:31 31/10/2011)
Will I wear the hat afterwards?
Oregon (11:52:38 31/10/2011)
Ugo
CAHA (11:53:05 31/10/2011)
I sell a hat, a cat.
CAHA (11:53:09 31/10/2011)
was
Oleg (11:53:31 31/10/2011)
Ugu, on the forehead - a hole from the ass under the cocard

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55767
 01.11.2011
The summary:
experience of work
MVD of RF
Patrol service
• Communication with regular customers
• Finding new customers
• Creation of protocols


[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55766
 01.11.2011
I photograph the square, I was going to find a glossy muculature, from not to make a polystyrene:
This winter’s fashion trend is beads.
I: Oh and I burn a photo: barefoot clothes dressed in warm wool socks!
Fuck, girls, the last whisper of fashion: a swimsuit on top of a sweater and strings instead of a hat!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55765
 01.11.2011
I had white trousers with skulls, a gift from my wife.
My mother washed with a pink cushion.
I am an emo)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №55756
 01.11.2011
Q: What is the difference between a straight and a point?
Is it a round point?! to

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