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Are you sitting on the internet or wai fa?
Do you use electricity or a connector?
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Well, I didn’t buy the seventh bag, but the second drill. There is a drill at home, but not in the office. must correspond.
What do you wear it with?
With a brutal expression of the face!

Man, remember, when your wife is happy, everyone is happy: parents, you, children, dogs, and even cockroaches! andquot;
- I, by the way, saw a cockroach today in the bathroom...
He died of happiness.

Desade

PRAVO: Tossed blades in photos, tossed blades in the text - there was an article. Though... I spit the puppy in the accompaniment, spit the tables in the content - the government decree came out))))
You are curled! You have an order! Here is the article, I will read it!

Human weaknesses are best noticed by hidden cameras.

Alexander Shirvindt said.
For the first time to Israel, I and Державиным flew from Riga through Simferopol. There are no direct flights from Moscow. The attacker was an Israeli.
Looking at the empty shelves of our then shops, he said to me:
How do you live here? Go to Israel.
In Simferopol, the plane was not released, as the customs we passed in Riga, then still Soviet. My husband and I wanted a cognac. We asked for permission to stand up on the stairs and breathe the air. The border guards recognized us. I asked for a bottle of cognac. Someone ran somewhere and brought it.
An Israeli who watched this scene said to me:
You can not leave yet.

“Uncle Jora, why are all the toilets white or light?
- Fima, because mankind for centuries has always wanted to disgrace everything pure and bright.

The Responsible:

I answered:

Maybe because it smells wild. And not everyone after visiting the toilet carries shit.
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An old joke, but on the subject:

"Doctor why, when I shoot, it always happens without sound or smell.
Drink these pills and it will go. Come in a month.

A month later:
“Doctor, I still shoot without sound, but it smells awful.
This is good. We have healed the nose, now we are flying our ears.

by Peter. The shadow square.
Two "tough puppy" riding on two "hipsters"
Q: What are you, Pidors, what are you? What are you, Peders?
One of the X: We are not pidoes, I am a girl at all

The cat walks at the entrance to the insurance company office:
A cat insurance company has come to insure nine lives. It will go out to him!

About the old lady.

It was a tiny, dry old lady, sixties, with sharp and wicked eyes, with a small sharp nose and bare hair.

Where are 42 years? And humanitaries are also accused of not being able to count. Yes, we may not know how to count, but we do not complain about the ability to read.

The Boyanist:
This is:
I will teach this gamer to dance with seven letters!
and train!
AADDWSS

and boyan! A Step Forward, Two Steps Back – Lenin, V.I. by Sabr. 5 and t. 8 of c. 185 to 414.
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In fact, another boy:
This is the school of Solomon Plare.
School of dance, they say.
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right.
One step forward and two steps back.

The acquaintance told, they were in a long archaeological expedition, lived in a purely female barracks in a distant hall on the border of Mongolia. 18 girls in the midst of young organisms. They brought a student practitioner. He went in, looked, assessed the situation and presented himself:
My name is Choice. His name is Rich. It was called the end of the expedition.

Eat with a friend on the road.
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What is this dish, where to find the recipe?

This is:

Dear friends, I want to say thank you to the one who a couple of days ago put a photo with a recipe for cough (there is milk, honey, soda, butter, two egg eggs)....in general, I did everything as written, the cough passed... because I am afraid to cough on the second day and do not go away from the toilet....

It should have been soaked there flour and in the oven, delicious cookies would have been made. Translation of products.

Wife: I think it will be very cold in winter. I need my son (1,5 years old) to buy paints, fingers.
I looked at her for a moment, thinking all the jokes about blondes were about my wife.
I ask: Olya, cold winter and paints for the son - where is the connection?? to
For the especially gifted, the winter will be cold, we will walk little, we will buy paints, so that there is something to do at home for the child.
I found nothing to answer...

(Discussions in the forum)

Sorry, but how is it technically? The waitress simply leave the delivery or put money in a folder for the account. Where does the hairdresser get the money? In a fork with scratches? O_O

When you give money to someone, do you always put it somewhere?
I need to go to striptease :)

I don’t know how to know the age. Wear a badge with your date of birth.

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The idea is not the age itself, but that any person should be treated respectfully, regardless of his visible or actual age (gender, race, gender, orientation). Until he proves by his actions that he is a fool.