The case was 3 years ago, the prices of anlim were high and everyone in our city used the local eMule server. When the movies were in theaters, a smart man put out gay porn, renaming it to Mglu. Here’s the reaction of one "lucky" who downloaded this masterpiece:
susej (27.11.2007, 19:30):What a reason, waited for so long this movie, downloaded, turned off the light, arranged, I turn on, I think the advertisement, hit the middle and his mother! Two men chew corn on each other, the brother enters and looks - I watch in the darkness how the men chew and silently goes out. You are his mother, who put it out, you ruined my life with your gay porn! I will find you and make you film in the same movie.
Those who understand the subject.
I work as an instructor in the cage.
Two newcomers came today.
And they are called Ruslan Path and Vasya Žat!! to
:D
The man’s logic. My sister’s friend sent me a message:
I think of you every minute, sorry I forgot to call you yesterday.
xxx: We drove with fellow students for a couple of warmheads, and Sani played Pioneer-fm, the song small horse.
One of them spelled, and he sang everything.... "I’m a little horse"
We are a young man, 25 years old.
So he calls our "clinated" to the board, and he goes out and sings "I'm a small horse."
Prepod to him in response "and I tomato, pizza back"
It was a finishing...
A married friend in the status:
In the phrases "we are on you" and "we are married" the same set and order of letters. What a different meaning! )
I always believed that someday Wednesday would be a Friday.
Once, in ancient times, a bunch of rabbits adopted two human puppies - a boy and a girl. They have grown. So came China.
I told a friend to whom this story was told by a long-distance driver.
His MAZ broke down in Germany. I stopped, opened the hood and did the repair. Suddenly the German grandfather approaches him, who seemed to have fought on the side of the fascists in the Second World War, and says to him in broken Russian:
Maze is fucking!! The Mercedes GOOD!! to
The driver, not paying attention to the grandfather, continues to do repairs. And the German does not get away - the MAZ is shit, and the Mercedes good. The driver can’t stand it and says to his grandfather:
The T-34 Good?? to
The Germans were like the wind.
My nephew wiped yesterday: came from school and asks my mother: what is sperm??? The sister is in shock, she says, I don't know, and he says to her: Fuck, why are you as stupid as your dad?? to
Come back tomorrow, we’ll bump.
I am not drinking
WOW: at what time?
XXX: I would also look at it. Lesbians are usually male-like.
YYY: Not a fig like this I told here are three kinds of them!!! one type of clean girls, the other type of clean boys, the third and type and girl and boy
XXX: Pure boys are boys
YYY: Well don’t fuck you understand that girls who consider themselves like boys.
XXX: This is interesting.
XXX: and how do they usually meet lesbian girl + lesbian boy?
Can a girl + a girl? Or is it already a leaflet?
XXX: and a boy with a boy is a lesbian-pedagogue?
XXX: And with whom do undefined lesbians meet?
YYY: falling under the table
Sanji-loves-Nami: Even in kindergarten, a temperament test was conducted, then I was a choleric - an active, unsettling child. Then the same test at school is phlegmatic, calm and reasonable. And now passed this test in the universe - melancholy, closed, pessimistic, prone to suicide... The doctrine kills >-O
The Chief, with a very thoughtful look: Today, in some centuries, I walked around the city by day.
So many people on the streets...
I want to tell them...
Are you not working?! to
There was a message in the pre-last Chinese candy (and I had eaten it all a bunch). It was hard to get him into the translator. Do you know what was there?? to
Why do you eat a lot of candy? Thanks for the candy. Buy sweets and sweets at our store. Food and Coffee"
I can't get up for half an hour. :D
I want to buy a Lexus RX-300 today.
XXX: I wanted to, but I refused.
ZZZ :?Are you an elephant?? to
A man was running after me at the crossroads, where I scratched his Lexus, and spoke: “Hey, fuck, take this car!”
X: I should have taken it.
News: From the store "Intim" a guy stole a rubber woman.
Ancient abyss smelled brides.
She: Do you have a movie "Rudik’s Notes"?
I: Hey what one?? to
She: Well there Vin Diesel is still playing, saving the planet.
I: Eye "The Chronicles of Riddick"?
She: Well what did I say?
Rufufyrka (1:48): Welcome)) Let’s get to know you! I am Marika.
Shooter (1:48): Hi, I am max.
Rufufyrka (1:54): Well why are you silent? Ask me something... romantic, kind, mysterious.
Shooter (1:54): How much has the work of Amayak Akopin influenced you?
She is:
Tomorrow we have a party at work.
He is:
Ogo
She is:
Working hours up to 4
He is:
Come here drunk, we will be trollers.
She is:
I have already thought about it.)
I saw a friend in the status:
Love is when it is not ashamed to walk with your hand.