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[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №38323
 03.11.2010
The case was 3 years ago, the prices of anlim were high and everyone in our city used the local eMule server. When the movies were in theaters, a smart man put out gay porn, renaming it to Mglu. Here’s the reaction of one "lucky" who downloaded this masterpiece:

susej (27.11.2007, 19:30):What a reason, waited for so long this movie, downloaded, turned off the light, arranged, I turn on, I think the advertisement, hit the middle and his mother! Two men chew corn on each other, the brother enters and looks - I watch in the darkness how the men chew and silently goes out. You are his mother, who put it out, you ruined my life with your gay porn! I will find you and make you film in the same movie.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38322
 03.11.2010
Those who understand the subject.
I work as an instructor in the cage.
Two newcomers came today.
And they are called Ruslan Path and Vasya Žat!! to
:D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38321
 03.11.2010
The man’s logic. My sister’s friend sent me a message:
I think of you every minute, sorry I forgot to call you yesterday.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38320
 03.11.2010
xxx: We drove with fellow students for a couple of warmheads, and Sani played Pioneer-fm, the song small horse.
One of them spelled, and he sang everything.... "I’m a little horse"
We are a young man, 25 years old.
So he calls our "clinated" to the board, and he goes out and sings "I'm a small horse."
Prepod to him in response "and I tomato, pizza back"
It was a finishing...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №38319
 03.11.2010
A married friend in the status:
In the phrases "we are on you" and "we are married" the same set and order of letters. What a different meaning! )

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38318
 03.11.2010
I always believed that someday Wednesday would be a Friday.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38317
 03.11.2010
Once, in ancient times, a bunch of rabbits adopted two human puppies - a boy and a girl. They have grown. So came China.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №38316
 03.11.2010
I told a friend to whom this story was told by a long-distance driver.
His MAZ broke down in Germany. I stopped, opened the hood and did the repair. Suddenly the German grandfather approaches him, who seemed to have fought on the side of the fascists in the Second World War, and says to him in broken Russian:
Maze is fucking!! The Mercedes GOOD!! to
The driver, not paying attention to the grandfather, continues to do repairs. And the German does not get away - the MAZ is shit, and the Mercedes good. The driver can’t stand it and says to his grandfather:
The T-34 Good?? to
The Germans were like the wind.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №38315
 03.11.2010
My nephew wiped yesterday: came from school and asks my mother: what is sperm??? The sister is in shock, she says, I don't know, and he says to her: Fuck, why are you as stupid as your dad?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38314
 03.11.2010
Come back tomorrow, we’ll bump.
I am not drinking
WOW: at what time?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38313
 03.11.2010
XXX: I would also look at it. Lesbians are usually male-like.
YYY: Not a fig like this I told here are three kinds of them!!! one type of clean girls, the other type of clean boys, the third and type and girl and boy
XXX: Pure boys are boys
YYY: Well don’t fuck you understand that girls who consider themselves like boys.
XXX: This is interesting.
XXX: and how do they usually meet lesbian girl + lesbian boy?
Can a girl + a girl? Or is it already a leaflet?
XXX: and a boy with a boy is a lesbian-pedagogue?
XXX: And with whom do undefined lesbians meet?
YYY: falling under the table

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38312
 03.11.2010
Sanji-loves-Nami: Even in kindergarten, a temperament test was conducted, then I was a choleric - an active, unsettling child. Then the same test at school is phlegmatic, calm and reasonable. And now passed this test in the universe - melancholy, closed, pessimistic, prone to suicide... The doctrine kills >-O

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №38311
 03.11.2010
The Chief, with a very thoughtful look: Today, in some centuries, I walked around the city by day.
So many people on the streets...
I want to tell them...
Are you not working?! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38310
 03.11.2010
There was a message in the pre-last Chinese candy (and I had eaten it all a bunch). It was hard to get him into the translator. Do you know what was there?? to

Why do you eat a lot of candy? Thanks for the candy. Buy sweets and sweets at our store. Food and Coffee"

I can't get up for half an hour. :D

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №38309
 03.11.2010
I want to buy a Lexus RX-300 today.
XXX: I wanted to, but I refused.
ZZZ :?Are you an elephant?? to
A man was running after me at the crossroads, where I scratched his Lexus, and spoke: “Hey, fuck, take this car!”
X: I should have taken it.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38308
 03.11.2010
News: From the store "Intim" a guy stole a rubber woman.

Ancient abyss smelled brides.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38307
 03.11.2010
She: Do you have a movie "Rudik’s Notes"?
I: Hey what one?? to
She: Well there Vin Diesel is still playing, saving the planet.
I: Eye "The Chronicles of Riddick"?
She: Well what did I say?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №38306
 03.11.2010
Rufufyrka (1:48): Welcome)) Let’s get to know you! I am Marika.
Shooter ‎(1:48): Hi, I am max.
Rufufyrka ‎(1:54): Well why are you silent? Ask me something... romantic, kind, mysterious.
Shooter ‎(1:54): How much has the work of Amayak Akopin influenced you?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38305
 03.11.2010
She is:
Tomorrow we have a party at work.
He is:
Ogo
She is:
Working hours up to 4
He is:
Come here drunk, we will be trollers.
She is:
I have already thought about it.)

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №38304
 03.11.2010
I saw a friend in the status:
Love is when it is not ashamed to walk with your hand.

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