Why are there free Wi-Fi at the train stations and no free toilets?
Yyyy.it is to get all free joke in the social network

Do you write all day? Letter to Santa?
Of course! He must prepare the gift properly.
What do you ask of him? The Elephant?
I want San! I already have some!

XXX (19:52:51 2/11/2010)
Where did you learn to run Linux?

YYY (19:52:56 2/11/2010)
well how

YYY (19:53:12 2/11/2010)
I said you want a label on the note...

You can think that if our people start to read their rights when arrested, then from this they will immediately appear.

I had a circle. White on the outside, brown inside, old as Lyudmila
Gurchenko, but very dear to me. It gave me my first love when I was in school. One terrible day, six months ago, I dropped this bowl and broke it. In the Chlam. In other words, in small pieces. I had to squeeze. Drink coffee more carefully.
It was a preamble. The story itself began on the days when I deprived the Shabashnikov brigade of the prize. for flying and cracks. They were upset, took it on my chest, and went to beat my mouth. Without knowing it, I calmly drank coffee in the car.
Opening the door to knock, I found myself in front of a bunch of angry men, led by a healthy tractor driver, who cried out loudly, twisting himself before the fight:
You are shit.
At this point, I was probably a little psychic and slightly shaken my hand. But that was enough: my sticky cup of coffee, which I held in my hand, broke, sprinkling everyone with coffee.
The workers, who did not know that the bowl was holding on the spools, silently took a step back. The tractorist, left alone, quietly burst:
But I am shit too. We are all shit.
He also retreated a little.
The fight did not take place. The question was exhausted.

Feeling awkward, Mummy had eaten the foamplast since evening.

I understood that the adult, when he saw himself on December 31 at 23.55 on television. smoke

xxx: why is an ibolite depicted in all clinics - he is a veterinarian?? to
yyy: killed )))

Listening to the album in this quality is like having sex with the girl of your dreams through a metal condom. As well as their goals achieved, and pleasure - zero foolish"

40 cars collided in Togliatti
What, right on the conveyor?

I live in a dormitory.
The eternal problem of the toilet: everyone walks, nobody washes. Everything genius is simple. On the A4 is written the phrase "Strong representatives of sexual minorities can not be washed behind" and, shit, all like silk :)

From the Odessa Forum:

G: Tell 3 software products that are in use but are not updated
M: Sapphire, Sapphire and Spider

In her 67 years Zinaida Grigorievna looks a thriving, full of strength man. “Am I like a dying man?” she asks. In fact, it’s hard to believe that this woman... has lived without food and water for more than three years. So, at least, she and some of her acquaintances say. Is it possible?
Zinaida Grigorievna is 67 years old and suffers from marasma and sclerosis. So she often forgets that she drank and ate five minutes ago and her girlfriends went too, which is not surprising at this age.

The Halloween night. The club. We stand with a friend at the entrance, pulling a beer. Witches, vampires and other wickedness pass by... and here at the club’s threshold appears with a wide smile...Pope Francis. High such, in a red robe, with a cross. And with the same sweet smile begins to fall by the sign of the cross passing by Dracula... and then we met the monk... apparently came with him - the Holy Inquisition, she is everywhere.

Imagine she has four brothers and all the boys!
I : Yeah well! And all the boys?! to
Q: Did you not know?

To demonstrate his speed, Bruce could replace a 10-cent coin on another person's palm with a 1-cent coin before he had time to squeeze it.

So he earned...

The early bird eats a worm. This saying has always been incomprehensible.
God gave her it because she got up early.
XX: I understand that, but the worm got up earlier and was eaten. Fuck what it is

Esperanto: Dimabilan also sounds like a medicine
+ Stels+ : dimabilan??????? to
+ Stels+ : is it a vomiting like?

The child needs to be wise! So we’ll wait a little while... :)
The mind or the child?

of Moscow. 2 of November. Professor of the Moscow Spiritual Academy protodiakone Andrei Kuraev offered future priests an unusual way to arrange their personal life.

When asked how to find a mother, Father Andrei during one of his recent meetings with seminarians replied: Regents - students of the regent department - are Orthodox girls, mostly from Popov families. She will wipe your baldness all your life: "and my dad didn't do it, and my mom didn't advise it, you can eat it, and you can't eat it, kiss here, and don't kiss here, and so on".

Therefore, he continued, it is better, guys, yes, in a missionary way to say: go to the city, at the disco find an unbelieving girl. Catechize her, I can’t catch her. The merit will be yours: you have saved your soul for the Church!