xxxxxxxxxxx:
When are you getting married?
WOW :
Why do married people ask me this question?

Glasses-stricker a-la mask of the welder, pants of the company "Ya obosralso", pink huniya with strawberries (strawberries larger), ladies-simple-lords-bags a-la dream of a peasant to collect the crop of potatoes, design shoes from the Shizofrenic, the motto of which "The more terrible, the more beautiful" and ahead to conquer the world! What a world, such are the conquerors.

Girls who are not crazy, keep up! We are less and less!
Blonde and untouched girl.

In its best times, the British Empire was governed by 60% of the Earth’s population (460,000,000 people), and it owned land on all six continents, including Antarctica. 70% of the world capital. The total area of its land was twice the size of modern Russia. Almost the whole land was suitable for life. At this time, they could have captured the rest of the world without much effort. And now they are sitting on their tiny island, calling their children the most hated name for the English people (Mohammed) and eating hot dogs. A great fall.

111: The Russian Union of Industrialists and Entrepreneurs has developed amendments to the Labor Code of the Russian Federation, which proposes to legislatively fix the possibility of a 60-hour working week, the concept of "distance work", as well as to reduce to a month the period of mandatory warning about dismissal.
Is it possible to be fired only on Yuri's day?

GenDalF
Can I ask you for some help?

satellite@
Frodo to help you, I will fall to Mordor

XXX is
You just see that many things change their value for you... something becomes more important, and another loses its meaning... because it did not make sense at first... you give meaning to things yourself, and it happens that not to those things)

YYYY
and

XXX is
Does the brain hurt? XD is

Shushik (22:13) :
Where is Dynamo on your side?
Sergey (22:15) :
I didn’t understand, I promised my wife.
Shushik (22:15) :
Wife or Wife
Sergey (22:16) :
is not

10.10 to Halloween. There are elections in our city. The wicked raised and used to ballot in the town council.

The night. I lie with a girl in bed. The boy joked and kept silent. Well, I think, now I will embrace and go to sleep. I try to embrace:
Do not touch me!! to
I clean my hand (I clean my hand)
No is! You hug me, but don’t touch me!
0 to 0?

She is:
You are the most superhero.
She is:
I swear to you!!!!! to
He is:
You are yourself!

AutoVAZ makes good money, taking advantage of the fact that its products have an external resemblance to the car.

What is the difference between a person with a secondary education and a person with a higher education?

The fact that at the end of school a person comes out with the knowledge of the school program and lives with them, and the graduate of the university in the course of 5-6 years is forced to forget what was taught in school.

Yes, we had a case in Ukraine. One comrade decided to smash his organization and wrote a letter to Word that he had laid a bomb and all that...Send by mail from an internet cafe, from another city (conspirator, shit). The office caused mentions (or SBU, he knows...), and those looked at the properties of the document: FIO and detailed data on which organization Word belongs. He wrote at the workplace.

Only in our country is this possible - a lift was stolen in our entrance! In the bus, my mom told me, the boys opposite defended :DD

In the column "the method of application" -"...bla,bla,bla apply once every 4 hours,...bla,bla,bla... after use do not take food 4(!!!) I think I understand how these pills work.

The boss smells again.
On the matter?
It is: literally

Nerd: How you call the boat, so it is... In short, a couple of years ago, it made me call a cat an energy giant.

YYY> I wonder why all of the sisadmines I’ve seen use a strange square with iron toothbrushes?

Mathematics in the Home)
M is m?Minus to minus is a plus.
Tagged with: Actually
here coffee on the key pour - minus,
And the cat on the key is a minus.
and pour coffee on the cat on the key - as a result of which the key is alive, and the cat is no longer suitable for the comp - very even a plus!!!)))

Olegek: wife of Luzhkov sells the company "Inteko"
NMancer: to whom?
Wife of the Sabbath?