In the cold November days, it is especially pleasant to remember the summer heat.



So, July, the heat, Moscow Metropolitan. The smell of sweat is so thick.

It sets salt on the glass. Passengers are compressed so that "no birth

It is not ". I am in a saraphanchik length "as long as my mom allows". stood

Back to the seats. Suddenly I feel somebody chewing on my thighs.

Specifically, in the place where they are attached to the body. and

touching is not a hand, but something like a brush or a pulp for powder.

Behind the back a strict old voice: "Vasya!"... "Child, what,

Do you think?" Again the touch. "Thanks to you!" and turn back.

There is no possibility! Finally, the "Bibliothek" comes out immediately

Half a car. I turn around. He sits on his knees, at least 80 years old.

his portfolio a-la comrade Dinin, and in the portfolio a healthy mocked

The Cat. The beast from the whisper and noise, is sleeping, nervous and mashed with its tail,

Sometimes I get under my coat. Now it is ahead. "Thanks to you!"

The grandfather cried out. "I totally agree with you. But I am

I’m holding myself in my hands!"

Due to the financial crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.

for the purpose of saving electricity.

She: I do not love you.
He: [after fifteen minutes] And I made the raspberry tea.

The xxx:
Dear tenants, we inform you that from November 02 to November 4, 2008 it is planned to carry out works on the washing of glass by the method of industrial climbing.
Ask employees to remove cars parked near the building to avoid damaging them.

Be careful, people are falling!! to

SheLton
and van. Do you sleep?

xhead39x
Hi yes

SheLton
What is sneezing? =) is

"Russia celebrates the 10th anniversary of the crisis of 98 with a truly worldwide scale!"

Do you know what’s the worst thing about modern children?
Are they modern? )
1 is no. In the 3rd grade, the lesson of Russian led, gave the task to come up with an antonym for the word DIRECT. Do you know what a boy said to me?
2nd :?? to
The indirect...

Russian vacuum cleaners are so tough that they can even whiten walls

And I want the Pilo-5 to be filmed in the House-2!!)))

Iznogoud: Did you hear that Max’s cat ran away?
Iznotsobad: No, when is it?
Iznogoud: 6 months ago
Iznotsobad: *ROFL* Fresh news
Iznogoud: Oh, So, we decided to give him a cat for his birthday!
Iznogoud: Only the same one who is able to climb the balcony to the upper floor, rape a neighbor's cat, eat a palm there and get back in the hands of the neighbor's girl from above!! to
Iznotsobad: oyaebou, cat O_o

She: Recently I can’t even imagine that I’m going to think of you all the time... and now, I realize that every day I fall in love with you more and more. I get more and more accustomed to you...forgive me that I can’t be there, although mentally I’m always with you...

He: And I am eating sauce.

In our international company, the name of the new employee of the American branch is a little stressed.He is called John Connor.
By the way, this John on the first day sent everyone a letter warning that the Terminator joke would not tolerate.

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The Ubuntu Forum

1st Did anyone tell me that the new laptops only look up?
2nd I got on the new laptop immediately without any problems!
Three I don’t use laptops, only girls. Tell me, is it normal?

Fuck, this quote is for me the whole essence of Linux...

At the request "how to hide a corpse" Google strongly recommends selling it ))

I send a file.
<DimaV> Do you have the internet rubber now?
<SoMber> UGU, GANDON. through mobile

I take the exam today.
As one of the additional questions, I ask the student to give definitions of intuition.
I get an amazing answer: Intuition is a characteristic that affects the frequency of a critical blow.
I slipped under the table...
(c) Baldeem Without You

I decided to prepare for the seminar.
Two hours later.
Dude, because I wanted to prepare!! to

Wife: Yesterday only Allen’s head was soaped, why again today?
I: She has food remains in her hair all the time!
Husband: She should have been called Clava...

In time, the emergency sign acts on GIBDshnikov exactly like the phrase "I am in the house!"

by dfsSerg():
SMS has arrived:
Hi Sirot! This is my new number. Long time I did not see you and was very missed, approach tomorrow at 8 in the morning to the military command, talk :) Just dress warmer, and eat something. Until tomorrow I will kiss you ;)
by dfsSerg():
Military Commandment of the Oceans...