My phone ringed. A girl with a pleasant voice.
She: Hello, Oleska, am I not distracting you?
I: Yes, no, I’m not an Oleska, okay, what do you want?
She: Yes, I forgot the name of the site that everyone is looking for.
I am Google?
She is: exactly! Thank you very much. to Goodbye.
They say I am not selfish.

It is difficult to say goodbye to a friend without the words "no", "all", "go"?

I’m upset, dear publisher! In the bank for the installation of the bank-client gave a envelope. I sit down for the computer to put this case, in the envelope there is a disk 3.14 and paper: If you do not have a disk drive for these disks, PREVIOUSLY COPY the installation files to the hard drive.
Oh the Malaysians!

Reading other people’s text messages is real. I read them every day! Yesterday on the printed Siemens I read such a dull SMS, so far as to blink.
Gopnik of Cole.

U_4E: I came to the resume today, on the position of electrical assembly.
JIOPD: It’s already exciting, and what?
U_4E: from 2001-2003 worked in the city clinical hospital in Moscow, in the cemetery supply department. Transportation of cooled bodies to the corresponding unit of the hospital. He was fired for reduction. In 2004 he was taken to the position of cemetery supervisor in the organization of OJSC "The Last Way" Reduced. From the end of 2004-2009 did not work.Personal hard-quality - Performance, punctuality, physics. tolerance, unpretentiousness, kindness, smile.

At work (smp) the controller congratulates the drivers with the professional holiday:
- Dear colleagues, we congratulate you on the driver's day, we wish you good health, safe travel and roads without fucking... fuck... without B Y B Y N... without cats in general.

xxx: the results of the test are such that most girls are lost with non-model phrases
YYY: For example, what phrases?
zzz: listen, and someone knows, is drinking blood harmful or beneficial?

Heavenly office in the process of transition to the winter mode, unsuccessfully updated, in connection with this had to turn everything back to the autumn version we bring our apologies for the inconvenience caused.

Russian players play in the association
XXX: The Death
Tagged: Tomb
XXX: The Tomb
-NeO-SANEK_48: the rehearsal
Abyss: Food

XXX is
Are you reducing people?

YYYY
No, people cannot be reduced in energy

XXX is
None of the pedals will turn...

In the meantime, I will go and clean the onion.
2: A great idea! I will go until the arrows flow!

xxx: listen... get... go to the sodium hydride with uranium iodide...
YYY: What is it? ?
xxx: NaH UI
YYY: Well, chemist, and then you go to the volume of 3.14 whole numbers-discriminating-voltage!
Xxx :?? to
yyy: V Pi Z D U :)
xxx: the mathematician dumb)))))))))

Saushenka
Good night, nice dreams, take care of yourself, and this message I am sending you,

Sash
The rabbit...

Saushenka
What?

Sash
forgive me, I am very pleasant, and for me it is expensive that you write this for me every night before going to bed, but...there is the phrase "beware yourself"; you are afraid that I will fall as if unlucky by the bed, or in my sleep saliva will swallow??? O_O

In the photo, a cute girl poses on the nose of a ship. Comments under the photo:
Where are we swimming?
We do not swim. It is Aurora.

Are you jealous of your cat’s careless life? Then try, for the first time, to lick the fur cap all day.

Nathaniel (J) (23:49:26 24/11/2009)
What about the personal front?

Lucki (23:49:51 24/11/2009)
As in Morocco.

Lucki (23:50:05 24/11/2009)
quietly, sometimes bringing new ones

Impressions of 2012:

The offgenic front of the wave which crashes into the "cowcheck" and the mega-hard man pathetically says: "the pressure of the blow is slightly less than 80 pascals."

80 pascals is the pressure on the bottom of the glass in which 8mm of water, this is not taking into account 10^5Pa atmospheric.

Hym (22:35:55 24/11/2009)
If your girlfriend slept with a girlfriend, do you consider it a betrayal?

FVVSHARK (22:36:10 24/11/2009)
Without me, then yes.

We have a good printer at work. Judging by the sounds, he himself grills wood and makes paper.

Yes the girls! Stop experimenting with rotating breasts! Under the action of the centrifugal force and the force of gravity, the breasts can hang away before time.
Boys, let’s go on!