If a woman has stopped looking after herself, then she has successfully married.

Beginning of November. Extremely long line for mounting. The Iron Discipline. Sometimes steep cars pass by the line to the boxes. There they unfold, return very quickly and get up at the end of the line. They are not chased by the conscience, nor by the anger of other drivers, nor by the installers. At the end of the turn, they are chased by an announcement on the A4 format sheet:
Persons of non-traditional sexual orientation are served Outside.
The administration.

There are two types of free medical care available in Russia: healing fasting and urine therapy.

Arina (23:47:50 26/11/2010)
Why do you have a high opinion of yourself?

..::)JOKE®(::.. (23:47:59 26/11/2010)
Because I am wretched.

My heels are bigger than your member.
M: Fuck, it’s offensive... considering the fact that you’re only wearing cakes =(

Write me something good.
Filed to:Albus Dumbledore
XXX is :

My dear, come soon! I will die waiting for you.
I will not go to the corpse.
She: I have invented it! It will be like in a fairy tale: you will come, kiss me and I will live!! to
I will not kiss the corpse!! to

xxx: My wife went to my parents for a couple of days, and I understood the translation of the word "Doshirak"
WOW :?? to
It means “Woman, come back!”and "

Linux has a vulnerability. The vulnerability is Windows.

You are not a simple guy! You are the perfect fool!
The Angel: The Thief! and man!
Ezechiel of Turin: Uraya! I am the perfect cowboy!! to
LOL: You know how to raise my mood)))

The morning.
She (crying into the neighboring room): sweet, got up?
He: Yes...
She: And you? and ;)

You understand the girl for the first time.
She touches me with my nails in the back, my first phrase:
You will make a hole in me!
What she responded to me:
You are making a hole in me right now!! to
The Lopata

On the water channel there is no water accident.I go from the store.I see, the brigade boils the pipe - removes the accident. Go to the Brigadier:
When will you finish?
The Brigadier:
In the morning we only cook the tube, not earlier.
I, by kindness of mind, suggested:
- Come in, we will drink a hot tea, we will cook peelings - you will eat dinner.
The Brigadier:
Okay, after a while, we’ll finish.
I am in Ah! This is what the power of peppers with tea life-giving does!!! to
He ran to the store for peelings.

"Heras, they are wearing our courage!!" said my brother watching our babysitters crawl out of the nightclub...

Would you like to end your life heroically?
He was killed while performing his duty. The spouse. The Foreign.

Somehow symbolic, ironically, in our city of Kuznetska, the Christian church is located on Darwin Street.

xxx: Someone know the antonym for the word "logic"?
YYY...
Tags: female logic

put a unit in the rating photo on one of the social networks to a random person, which received the answer:
-"I haven’t even seen such wretches in the mirror as you do"
This phrase will last forever.)

What are presidential elections?
"Well, it's like movies with Jim Carrey - I've seen it so many times and you know what's going to happen, but it's fucking funny!))

A couple of maths:
Teacher: The function tends to minus infinity...this is down down down down... whispering right into the bottom...