xxx: We were constantly frightened in the camp before going to bed and I could not sleep for a long time.

Yyy: And nobody told us the horror, but there was a friend of mine, her fingers on her hand turned in the opposite direction, so here she loved to joke: slowly opened the door to the room, pushed her terrible hand there and said with a dead voice, "Believing both of you, do-it-yourself!" I dreamed of this terrible hand later in my nightmares.

here here :
to this:
If in St. Petersburg, a strawberry is a strawberry, then a manna is a manna? and"
___________

Everything is right. A hat - a hat, a spoon - a bed, a barrel - a barrel, a cat - a basket, etc.
___________
Sally! The salmon is forgotten!! to

We at work have a cafeteria on the first floor, where you can buy food in containers with you or just hide it on site. So, I sit alone, eat, here comes a worker from a neighboring facility and makes an order. Next the seller (P) and the worker (R):
Q: Are you in the container or will you be here?
R: What is it?
(P): Well, will you take it with you or will you eat like a girl? (He goes to me)
The man turned, looked at me and said:
I eat more carefully. Take it with you.

The xxx:
Good morning, I dreamed of you in a jacket in a net and a shirt to my knees. What would this be?
YYYY :
The greeting! It is to the bad and to the good.
The clothes in the grid are to the sky in the cage, and the shirt to the knees is a short time to hang.

to this:

In the local newspaper, the advertisement of the recruitment agency, and there in the list among the waiters, carpenters and other carpenters are required plaster cartridges. Who are these gips carton makers? And what do I need to do with the gips to cartonize it?

You are not living in the 21st century. Have you heard of Gipsy Carton? How did they do it, did they not think? So here, I work in the construction industry and I will tell you:
You have a card. You get a plaster, and you carton it all day. And in the evening for the supplement you sleep on this so that you get flat leaves.

Did you hear how the Russians call the ass?
No, but how?
The economic paradigm of this...
What a beautiful language.

From Habr:

PapaBubaDiop: I had a funny case on November 6. A friend barreled iPhones, in the hot time of the output of the six was sitting in Oregon, melting goods to Russia through a stewardess.

On November 6 in Moscow, the bucks became 50 rubles. I thought and called a friend in America:
In Russia, the phone is sold for $630, do you want a batch?
Go to J@P, it’s not funny.

He dropped, in short, the phone. Twenty minutes later he calls:
How many iPhones can you buy in Moscow?

Natalia suddenly realized. Vkontakte cannot be mated because there are children, on FB - because there are employers. I will probably go to the kitchen.

This
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to this:
If in St. Petersburg, a strawberry is a strawberry, then a manna is a manna? and"
___________

Everything is right. A hat - a hat, a spoon - a bed, a barrel - a barrel, a cat - a basket, etc.

It is...

I wonder about vodka.

<Tap> In Prague English is heard more often than in Moscow - cultural Russian.
<Tap> However, the cultural Russian language in Prague is also heard more often X)

Kiev has no luck with the mayor. Did you hear what Klitschko betrayed? Traveling in the subway, he says, does not travel: as there was one token, so it will remain.
YYY: They are funny. My son will never get such a fist. He honestly and frankly says: "The journey will be expensive, expensive and expensive".

Today just made my day happy a boy of three or four)) He ran after his parents and shouted "Stand up, yuk makalök!! I can’t beat fast! My mouth is shrinking!!and "

Mission to work at sea.
I wanted to see the sunset, but it worked. I wanted to see the dawn, but I slept.
I have never seen the sea.

I did a good job today!
A woman approached me at the parking lot and asked to take her to the children's home.
Didn’t you tell her that you’ve got two weeks?? to

here here :

Not that I often watch porn, but out of a dozen employees, half I have already found porn twins.

You have to get married, Barry, or at least find a girlfriend.

here here :

There is no worse creature in the office than chickens sitting on a diet. You offer to share lunch with them"No, thank you, I have a cucumbers (cabbage, salad, pumpkin)". But! StOit one day does not appear in the office-all, the refrigerator is empty. Yesterday surpassed themselves - a bank of caviar, cheese cheese, bread and a piece of cane - a small piece, but a pig. I was stuck to work with the complete confidence that my chicks just crashed.Now everything, let me crash, but eat everything I brought. The diet is diet, no.

Instead, all of them were eaten by the men who were delayed at work in the evening.
I think they were genuinely grateful to you for harch.

So what do you know about polite people who close the door behind them? Have you watched the movie Escape from the Show? So there the main character when escaped through the trap, the entrance to it glued a poster! And glued for all 4 corners with a sticky tape (leukoplast?)!

Pavly

Boltali with a friend on Skype, left for 5 minutes to talk to a girlfriend, returned after an hour... tired voice from the laptop:
I waited so long for you that I could find porn on YouTube.

Did you notice that once you updated the phrase "everything", which is another stereotype in terms of behavior of girls, the guys began to speak it much more often? And "type in a joke". But we really know...

In the kitchen, my mother-in-law had two sponges only for plates—for the side of the table and for the side of the table. In the bathroom for each person there were 5 towels - for hands, face, legs, intimate places and a common for the shower. I remember trying my older man’s towels at home. He was very confused about the question and said:"-no... my.. and Sanino"