Many people were ruined at school, by faultless teaching, when grammar was blurred for several years.

I will tell you as an old translator of technical texts - over the years of work I have had the impression that the native speakers themselves DO NOT KNOW all these subtleties of English grammar. Some grammatically wise sentences in technical literature that are disappearing rarely found in modern literature (that is, if the native speaker, especially an American, wrote it). Learn the words, kids. Many words, good and different. Read books, watch movies. Active knowledge of the language will not give you, but in a live conversation you can always ask (unless you are a translator). Grammar... let it go! The English grammar is one of the simplest, with no comparison to Russian. honestly honestly.

He came from the Medical Commission.

That’s all for the gallery. What useful did they do there? Blood was taken, two vaccines were implanted, brains were taken from the nose and somewhere else.
The brain?? to
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
WOW :...
The masks!
A... is not enough. I checked out what really is...

Lemon: And do the new (cars) do not have a thosol level sensor to silence the engine?
There is something on the old ones. The lamp gives the driver a signal. The machine will not swallow anything, even though the tassol is not even the oil will still work. If the lamp burns, there is no gasoline then it will go out.

In the theater, I like to listen to the audiences talking about the show in an interview and in a line in the closet. Experience shows that they discuss different things - who features the play and characters, who - "and here this actress - is the one who was married to that, well, he was still in the series?...", who else was...

Yesterday we were at a show where one of the heroines is a crazy old lady who carries a dog everywhere. Everyone, literally everyone, discussed only one thing: how they did so that the dog sat quietly and didn’t run away.

A group of British scientists studied the sexual reaction of women to smells from men, and came to the conclusion: ladies arouse the smell... garlic! That is, gathered men who love to eat garlic, took the baby and made themselves smell. Poor grandmothers, smelling to hallucinations, shouted: "Like us, like us, just let us go" - and the scientists were delighted and made this conclusion.

During the Soviet era, there was no sex.
Literature was semi-subterranean.
It was stated that the grandmother in bed is enough to kiss the ear and everything, especially with lusts, should not be stressed.
The ex-husband was surprised how his ear kissed.
She asked for a divorce because she wanted to have an orgasm.

Neighbors have been actively engaged in repairs for a month with almost constant noise of drill and bulgarish. One morning his wife thought:
- And the wallpaper, I wonder, will they also be attached to the perforator?

The essence of the research is that the result is the absence of any evidence that they help from age-related breast clogging. Whether we wear it or not, gravity will be equally ruthless. Wear for comfort or beauty. It’s not about cuddling, no matter what.

In the German army, a soldier is not allowed to file a complaint or express critical remarks immediately after the incident. He needs to sleep and cool down. If he submits a complaint immediately, he will be punished. It is a pity that my girlfriend did not serve in the German army.

A man with a sweater and wine.

I give a tooth, the seller was embarrassed only because you looked like... No, not a gay, but just a beautiful man. Not a man, not a grown-up odmin, not a hopper, not a big boss from a jeep and other unesthetic options. A young, attractive young man. Fashion has finally taken into account the tastes of women! Take advantage of the moment! We have already got the zone-casarmic "ideals"!

A 27-year-old visualist, an old maid with cats, because just looking at no one, not to mention romance.

A teacher of biology today told how her acquaintance teacher of English asked the children a homework. It is time to ask the DZ, she begins to defy the program and those who composed it: "Why are they there? How can you ask children to translate 3 texts, teach 40 words and do 3 exercises? In general, I will regret you: do only 2 exercises, learn 20 words, and only 2 translate the text. The children were happy, thanked her and loved her very much, and she laughed in her soul: in fact, it was necessary to ask even less.

The sign "Data Recovery"
One day a man comes in and looks around.
Do we want something?
I am looking for a home manager.
We: There was never a home administration here.
I know it was around the corner.
Behind the corner and look for it.
Man: And it is closed there.
My uncle made my day. They understood where the joke came from about a drunk man who is looking for the keys not where he fell, but under the lamp.

xxx: My girlfriend loved The Sims gently, and I periodically pulled her updates and addons (in offline times still). At some point, her family couple in the game argued... and fought. So the virtual lady won in the end, because she ran in the morning and kicked the biceps, and the man drank piGo and rubled in video games)

O sport, you are peace! by Pierre de Coubertin

Yyy: Hurry up, what did they have to do with them there so that they could fight up? and :)

xxx: Yes, a friend asked them types: a serious business lady and a break-up-eatishnik) At the same time, she looked at me so echoingly, say, now our virtual avatars will show us a model of a happy family: I was actively promoting the same girlfriend in that period as a mode of vivendi)

As a result, the Aitishnik began to chop pigs, carved his lady's friend's heart and - a cherry on a cake - killed a couple of bushes of some exotic roses. Then I went to Fuji...

Yes, the roses are bad :)))))

XXX: Yeah, I was sitting next to you and enjoying it) The roses are wrapped, the girlfriend hangs off her jaw, she begins to expressively shake her mouse: "What have you done, Herod! I went through so many quests for these seeds!" And these were the third "Simas", with quests there all at the level. Well, right here, in the space of the monitor, a wild mess begins, turning into mutual offensive action and popular Cossack fun. It should have been to see how a girlfriend was sick for her favorite...)))

We all know at least one language. Their own. English is mastered by the English and Americans with different mindset, both smart and foolish.So the matter, of course, is not in abilities.
This requires time and effort. And if a person does not need this for work, nor does he intend to go anywhere, then he does not see any meaning.
But if he goes to other countries, you need to read some documentation, instructions, and he doesn’t want to teach anything, then his excuses – I don’t have the abilities – look really unfortunate.
I remember as in high school, explaining my assessments in English.
A few years later, after finishing school, he safely mastered it.
Many people were ruined at school, by faultless teaching, when grammar was blurred for several years.

My son goes to school by father. Once, they went away, and I look — the shift lies. And the husband does not take the phone with him, he then returns home. What to do? I waited until they came out of the entrance and called from the balcony. My husband says, give up. Walking is lazy, the elevator in the morning to wait a long time, a peak hour, because, shaped. The ninth floor. I thought I should not get on the roof of the entrance and on the roof of any car. I didn’t have time to think about the trees – I gave up. and ah. In general, our wreath hanged on the top branch of a tree that grows under the window. At the level of the third floor, the agah is well hanged, with both rope bars. The child had to go home for a replacement. Morality is obvious

The Tyrant:
So got the shoes?

Lila got it. This is a separate fairy story. In short, I climbed onto a tree and sprinkled the branch on which the swing hanged (it was already very thin to climb further). Now I walk by, I look and I am terrified.

Sorry for me, Sasuke
YYY in request refused
This function is not provided in this model Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
We hope for your understanding.
The function is "Sarcasm"
Apply Yes / No
XXX N
YYY in request refused
Reason: Yes key does not work in the interface
The interface is not very friendly.

Explain logical operations on a clear example. taken from Habr
Oh my God, you are so wet! Bringing you hot drinks?
A cup or cup. You can both.
Do you need sugar?
Sugar and a spoon. Sugar is useless to me without a spoonful, and vice versa, if the sugar is over, you can not walk for a spoonful.
- Will we pour you into a cup of tea or coffee?
Tea and Coffee. If you mix it, it will be ugly.
Lemon or milk?
Lemon and NAND milk. I would love to drink tea just so, from the addition of lemon or milk I will not give up, but not both at once!
–...
Oh... the waitress! Have you not slept? Say “Yes”!

We have to give the task to the test tomorrow, so move button'am!

Talking to a friend about the future, he admitted that he was confused: he does not know what to do next. I’ve always had trouble finding the right words to support. I see a lamp burning on the street. It pushed me to the thought, I am so delightfully stretching, with a happy smile (the necessary words are found) I begin my speech: "You see, the lamp is burning? Imagine that this is your bright future...." And in the meantime, the light goes out. and silence. The friend says: "Well, thank you". So my debut of the great speaker did not take place.

The crew did not allow the Russian world champion in WBA and IBF boxing Denis Lebedev to interfere in the conflict with the aircraft on the flight Los Angeles-Moscow.

One of the passengers after the take-off suddenly jumped up and started screaming that he would kill everyone, began to shake his hands. The crew could not handle it, but Dennis Lebedev offered his services.

Looking at the boxer and the debosher, the stewardesses decided that it was better not to allow such contact.

Do not spike out your altruism - they can catch up for it.