Never pour me a margarita or maybe you’ll have sex tonight :) And I don’t care about your gender:))

Torvalds: my friend really called the prostitute... while she was driving he wanted her and forced her to clean up at home)))

How do I want to look in the eyes of the man who invented the polyethylene packaging for packages of condoms...

YYY: In Russia there is no concept of "you cannot", there is a concept of "expensive"

XXX: Even though it’s a lie, it’s still fun to play. You rarely see a good game from the Russians.
The Belarusians did it.
XXX: The wicked pets!

On the forum, after tons of fluid.
For the flood bath, shy ladies! Sorry, but I am here.
Boys, let’s get out of here, he’s come to eat us!

We have fun at Matan. 60 years of man. In the first lesson, he says: “There may only be three options to cancel classes: the first is I’m at a scientific conference, the second is I’m not physically present and the third is my friends have invited me to hunt.”

At work there was a girl named Iron. He married and became a goldsmith.
This is what a happy marriage means!

XXX: How is it?
YYY: Full g... the cursor needs to be done and in general in the inner gesture. In the work crash. My personal life is worse.
YYY: but I finally realized that in the ass when we hanged a poster with an advertisement for mattresses on our house, where a naked girl lay by the side. Can you guess which part of her body was on my window?
xxx =))))))

She (19:41:11 31/10/2010)
Will you give me a birthday present?

He (19:41:19 31/10/2010)
Did you give me?

She (19:41:38 31/10/2010)
We didn’t talk to you then.

He (19:41:42 31/10/2010)
OK is

He (19:41:50 31/10/2010)
We will not be your companion either.

The cigarettes ended, and the cigarettes in the store, and in the store, the cock, beer.

xxx: I enter somewhere in the room, I watch this picture - the grandmother smoothed the cat and said: "Sheba sheba". It turned out that she saw an advertisement for cat food where the slogan was (Sheba - so cats understand tenderness) =))
yyy: 0_0

From the forum, the topic of discussion is the use of things not for the purpose.
More from Communism.
Under communism, everything from work to pencil and flommasters. And I worked at a regime enterprise, there was nothing to do, and the control at the exit was tough. So the people managed to with the risk of dismissal and exclusion from the ranks of the KPS on themselves to bear the crazy expensive at those times glass fiber, light lines that is. And why? The clothes were dried on him.

The most dangerous sports game is chess... You can fall asleep and fall in the eye on the ferge....

xxx:The best movie review I've seen in the last 10 years "Excellent movie! I didn’t even quit smoking."

A woman who needs nothing can take everything.

Others are mine! What is happening in this world?! Either the end of the world is coming, or one of the two! But the men and the grandmothers changed places, that’s for sure.
I watched it in the supermarket today. The married couple picked up the products and approached the box office.
Wife: Can we take a beer?
The husband beer? It is not a season. Take a litre.
Maybe two liters?
Husband: Two of them? Why Why? Do not drink - then it will be in the refrigerator for a week.

A man of the age comes to the company's personnel department. The personnel:
Unfortunately, you do not fit us. We need young, ambitious people.
Able to grow creatively.
The Man:
Write down my phone. When you find out that you have everything
Creatively grow, and work no one - call.

Grasian: It is shit.
1973: This is Russia!
rjyyjd: These are synonyms.

c) Dirty

You know why I was writing from the screen keyboard?
YYY : Why?
xxx: We are sitting, therefore, with a loved one at the computer, drinking wine, downloading some cartoon... Well, I, by the way, holding a glass of wine in my hands, I say to him: 'You are probably happy that I stayed. He says, type, of course pleased. Immediately I, being drunk and, as a result, unwise, pour a large portion of wine onto the keyboard and the table... Silence. I: 'Well, I’m probably not happy anymore. He: ' Well no, no longer very' :D