1: Why is the criminal case "induced", and not, for example, "created"?
Because this is done by the organs.
Three I immediately understand what exactly.

Isn’t you another Elf of that level?
Destroyer : No
And not an orc?
Destroyer: Yes No
Not a Druid?? to
The Destroyer: NA
Jan: Well here it is! At least one is normal! :)
Destroyer: I am a magician
Fuck it...

mrx: OK, we are about me, and about me. Let me talk about you. You are Who?

There are three great mysteries of the century:
Are we alone in the universe?
Who built the pyramids?
and...
I mean, I’ve got a crack in my back.

Now I remembered that I saw on TV news, as if the new coins of 10 rubles will be cancelled, and I was upset - they like me so much, such as gold ducats)))
Then I remembered that I didn't have a telephone, and breathed with relief - DREAMED))))

[23:29:13] The regret says: I tell the horse: I rested in Vienna. The last day, a taxi at 8 in the morning, the suitcases were collected from the night. Everything at the door. At 6 in the morning, the sirene, we call the reception - scream - fire. Well, huli - jeans, mayka, things caught. In two minutes, I came down in 40 seconds. A bunch of tourists around - who in a nightwear, who in a shirt, with passports, money, half naked. And the Russians with a suitcase and all the souvenirs.
[23:29:22] Sorry says: There are other questions – why did we win? )))

Adulthood is when you walk in the cold without a hat and feel not cool, but a fool!

For an important matter, I call in another time zone.
Your mother, do you know how long?
I: I call you for 50 rubles a minute not to ask for time.

The new Harry Potter has surprised me.
Unbroken Harry and Ron in sweaters, Hermione in a cloth shirt, tent and all dirty and judging by appearance does not smell very good conclusion!!! They are going to the Grushin Festival!

Kornay Ivanovich Chukovsky has long predicted the torment of the support service:

This is the whole day:
Then the bull will call, then the deer.

Tomorrow we’ll get married.
You will be dressed...
Albina: I will be in Ahaia.

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin expressed his amazement at Germany’s policy and the position of the German public in the energy sphere. Responding to questions from the participants of the economic forum in Berlin, he noted that the German public does not like nuclear energy.

“I don’t want to comment on this in any way, but I don’t understand what you’re going to do?” Putin asked. You don’t want gas, you don’t develop nuclear energy. Are you going to throw the wood?", he continued. After a brief pause, caused by loud laughter in the hall, Vladimir Putin stated that the Germans and "for the wood" to Siberia should go. “You have no trees,” he concluded.

Girls who in the section "about themselves" write "I am hard to find, but easy to lose", resemble socks =)))

Do you wash your dishes?? to
- Well you have prepared dinner, from the catalog allowed to buy everything, kissed... of course I will wash, I am not an ungrateful pig... I am grateful :@)

About the benefits of girls waiting for guys from the army.
After one in the guard was shot, the girl did not respond to the letters, the divorce was asked: "The girl writes?", the answer: "Don't write"- "You don't go to the guard". No one was waiting for me from the army. I carried those fucking guards.

Most are currently printed by Jackson, Grant, Franklin...

The Mouse
My old friend, former Kabebeshnik Yuri Tarasovich, told the story that a man can always be stronger than any circumstances, if only he has enough mind and spirit.
His companion, also a former commissioner, a seventy-year-old grandfather, sold the car on the Lubretsk market.
Successfully sold and went home on the road. On the way, he went to the store, where his niece worked, to hide the money in the safe (700,000 rubles, the amount is not small).
The late evening. A tired but happy grandfather approached his entrance.
Stop the stall.
One came out from the iron doors, and four more came out from behind. No where to run. Behind it is only a staircase into the basement, and it is closed from the bombs with a grid. and stupid.
The most important, carelessly drinks a beer from the bowl (discount, calm as a sting. Not the first time). The second with a knife and three just healthy bulls.
The main:
- Hurry out the grandmother, you will be shaking, we will have to search.
Your body...
If there were money, I would have to give it. Clearly, the grandfather was watched all day, but did not expect that he would leave the grocery store already.
“Empty” and telling you that there is no money, just stumbling on a knife.
Near in the dark went to the entrance a lonely passenger, crossing on a dangerous pile of dark silhouettes.
The bandits waited for the witness to hide from the scene, even the knife was hidden.
When the man opened the entrance door, the grandfather suddenly grabbed the main bowl with beer and threw the bars between the bars into the basement, at the same time he whispered:
Fingerprints of murderers in the basement of the bank!!! Call the police!! to
The entrance door clogged at the speed of a mouse.
The leader was the fastest of all. He assessed the seriousness of the basement castle and said:
You guys, are you so upset? We didn’t touch you with a finger. So is
Standing up and talking. So you say not smoking? No not so,
Let’s go guys.
Be a grandfather.
P.S

After 15 minutes, the mints arrived, opened the basement, got the pot and hanged on the holder of the fingers, a recording from the surveillance camera. accepted all of them.

“Yes, Wolf, we seem to have struck you. You will be punished!
Good thing, you beat me and punish me!...

The prosecutor of Chusovsky district Andrei Deliev put forward an unexpected version for modern aviation of the disaster. He stated that the plane crashed because the car was heavier than the air.

Lectures in Surgery:
Before giving resuscitation measures, two young doctors broke the woman’s teeth and, despite all their efforts, Anna survived.