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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73477
 27.11.2012
The theme of "Positive"
The xxx:
As my grandmother said, it’s better to shoot, recharge and shoot again than to light a light and ask “Who’s here?”

I went to Berlin, beautiful. very much liked! Have you been to Berlin?
No, I was not. My grandfather was. by work. In the tank.

My grandmother is super ;)

Zzz: Yes, and the grandfather is not bad, apparently we went to work together =)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73476
 27.11.2012
Energy (1) communicates by loud communication with the expeditor (2)
2: Here you ordered the Schindler, and here next to them exactly the same machines at the same voltage three times cheaper. I will complain to you, Navalny.
Take what is written! Put the Chinese machines at home. Just keep in mind that all Chinese electricity is specifically designed to reduce the population of Chinese in China and greedy fools around the world. 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73475
 27.11.2012
YYY: Daniela finally moved from dota to wov, I'm really happy
XXX:"Brother finally switched from cocaine to heroin, I am really happy"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73474
 27.11.2012
and Astis:
Let’s meet at the stop. It will be easy to recognize me: on my shoulder I will have a frame from a highway bike.
Oh, that is great! I will find you. So that you don’t get mistaken: I’ll have Captain America’s iron shield in my hands.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73473
 27.11.2012
It is necessary to calculate from which iPhones you enter "check" sites for "unacceptable" information. And in case of access from them to give a cute and harmless page %)
And everyone will be pleased. Your website works. Investigators processed the complaint, but found nothing prohibited.

c) Dimantchick

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73472
 27.11.2012
I have hair!and ((
Even a haircut needs to be cut.
Oh no, you are a girl!: *
Let those who don’t like it go to the ass.
Q: I don’t like it!
Go to the village!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73471
 27.11.2012
- What does our man do when he learns that their garages will be demolished? Right, - gives advertisement: "I sell a garage"..

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73470
 27.11.2012
News: "Zenit" may be tightened punishment for penetrating Boyarsky on the tribunes

The comments:

111: and again shattered the shattered seat
222: And the wind hurts the bulouououououu raanu
333: Where did the crash take you to hell... Do you not have peace in your pocket?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73469
 27.11.2012
Green
You know, I’ll help you, I’ll make sure no one knows about our little secret, but someday, maybe not soon or even never, but I might need your help and then I’ll call you))))))

Ula
Thiaak

Green
It can be a banal request.
You go and buy beer.
or
Hello, help me choose a sweater.
Or maybe also
“Julia, take a spade and come to the cemetery, I need your help urgently!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73468
 27.11.2012
Beauty-girl: I don’t like chicken, I love fruits and salads
You are not cannibalized.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №73467
 27.11.2012
Sorry I haven’t bought a rack before.
YYY: It’s a pity you didn’t get her out of the school sports hall before.
XXX: in the interface of my life there is no such point of action "delay"...and unfortunately)))
YYY: Fuck, let me reflect, it’s not hard for me.
YYY: So you will be so,
YYY: You did not dare to take the item for a while and forget to return it to the previous owner, given that the previous owner does not know that you took it in temporary use.
XXX: need to pump the skill "self-deception"... useful thing I look at...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73466
 27.11.2012
After consultation to the upcoming count, everyone approaches the board to ask questions individually. Everything would be nothing, but the question of one of the girls just beat up:
Maybe I’ll give up the bill earlier, or I’ll give birth on that day.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73465
 27.11.2012
Successfully established personal life is when the poppy in a cage tries to mimic not the banal "casha" or "popka fool", but the screw of the bed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73464
 27.11.2012
XHH: I went to the toilet. He walked into the cabin and realized that it was worth taking the paper. And, of course, according to the law of wickedness, not grammy. I raise my eyes up. On the wall separating the cabin, A4 sheets lie. I was delighted: somebody heartbreakingly brought the drawings to everyone for joy. I am already trying to take, but a hand from the neighboring cabin takes them, washes them (pardonte) and leaves. First thought: this is the cattle! And the second: it was probably stuck, and the person along with the documents jumped in need. I guess it would be if I still had time to get a couple of leaflets...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73463
 27.11.2012
Legalization of prostitution:
And the prostitutes will begin to work officially, on a work book, with an internship, weekends, normalized working nights, salaries and awards. With discharges (I am a prostitute of the fifth grade, and I, the highest category - a multi-factor image)
The money will be taken with cash and plastic cards.
After the provision of services will sign the act of the works carried out and issue an invoice.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73462
 27.11.2012
I have long wanted Pierce Brosnan to appear in the advertisement of some false and inexpensive tea like “Princess Nouri.” So I imagine, a table in a casino, Pierce sits with an unwavering roar and a clever sting, he is brought a transparent cup of hot tea with a fragrance of smoke, he rushes to the throat and says: Splyunte nahui.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73461
 27.11.2012
XXX : All right) so and should be, evil always comes back) I will return in 20 minutes) in the shower pulled)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73460
 27.11.2012
Interesting today dreams...To dream of chicken eggs - you are waiting
acquaintance with a male,
Who will surprise you with the size of his man.
of dignity. If you have seen such a dream,
A man should not be afraid of anything.
Homosexuality: It is possible
What a surprise we just had.
He is waiting for you in a public bathroom.
Or, say to me, an extortionist.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73459
 27.11.2012
The news:
The Boeing 767-300 flew NO-731 from Havana (Cuba) to Milan (Italy) with 268 passengers and 10 crew members. At the second hour of flight across the Atlantic Ocean, the aircraft fell into a turbulent zone, causing a loss of altitude (about 1000 feet/300 meters) This happened during lunchtime when boarding guards drove food carriages. Unattached a little flew around the cabin, receiving minor injuries. As for lunch... the compot will be washed from the ceiling in Milan)

Commentary :
There was no luck for the one who was on the push.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №73458
 27.11.2012
Justin Bieber receives Medal for Merit to Canada

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