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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146798
 26.11.2017
xxx> Great thing to see now
xxx> Two boys and a girl
xxx> Shortest hormone plays all things
xxx> And one such "and I now get stuck, I went on a stitch on a filet to ride", and the peaches fashionable leather from my pocket gets
xxx> And the second eye took "no, no, rodokes will kill, lessons are not done, you have to walk with your brother"
xxx> Girl immediately "you will not go? Certainly? Thinked well?and "
xxx> The boy is already red all "I don't want to be simple, I agreed to hang the light bulb, it's time to go to the store"
xxx> one has gone away in general
xxx> And these two people are sitting at the stop for what they’re waiting for.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146797
 26.11.2017
by spiral

> In the latter there have been a lot of teenagers who walk with columns and listen to music for all the power of the column. Are these the children of those who have grown up, who in the night in the bedroom park under the windows and listen to the whole monsoon?

There were times when the pont was with a cassette to walk like this. Their grandchildren grew up.


[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146796
 26.11.2017
Today was...
I stand and smoke.
The cleaner is also smoking.
He addresses me...
- <Father’s name>, and what do you think of the clip currency?
For what? )
and bitcoins

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146795
 26.11.2017
XX: But the parrot has no member.
How do they reproduce?
ZZZ is controversial. If they speak.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146794
 26.11.2017
Listening to the bus:

"You fool, catapots are such reflectors that they are clearly visible in the darkness in the light of the light lights, and not photographs of nursery cats. When you get rid of Google, my God.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146793
 26.11.2017
What you read in 30 seconds, you have to listen and watch for 5 minutes.

In our age of advanced multimedia technologies, not everyone can read. Fewer people understand what they read. Videos solve the problem.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146792
 25.11.2017
> once to 5 square meters. Wash the shell, even if you give the old lady more, or you use, shit, that she has no choice.

There is always a choice. Not washing the entrance it can be absolutely free.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146791
 25.11.2017
HHH: Hi to everyone. and Goodbye:
Recently, there was a competition for the best design of the new offshore boarding ship "Esperia Prauler"
I also participated in this contest.
Unfortunately, I did not enter the winner list: Angry: and it is a pity that the winner's work was not shown in the competition so that the works could be compared.
But at least now I have the opportunity to share with you my view of what a landing ship should be in my opinion.
Let it be just sketches but in general I think that this ship could be convenient and efficient.

Then they begin to design real ships. and writing technical documentation.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146790
 25.11.2017
The cat from the house - mice in the dance. Wife from home – husband?
Oh... in the shit!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146789
 25.11.2017
Wut: Thanks to modern fashion, the magicians can finally wear their coats without hiding themselves. True, they are at risk of looking like junior students and schoolchildren.

[ + -19 - ] Comment quote №146788
 25.11.2017
One morning, being very unhealthy, our commander built all the sergeants to give the puzzles. I was reluctant to get up from the edge and the question – “Why is it so cool?” – came to me. Having come up with an apparently bad answer, I quickly grabbed my fist into the dune. Well, I picked up and okay, it’s usual.
When I arrived at lunch to report his arrival, our captain was in contact with the headquarters of the headquarters... He immediately asked where I had the blue on my mouth. What to answer? I could not say, when I was a senior commander, that you were me, comrade captain, who in the morning was stunned and issued a duty - "I fought with Sergeant Berdnikov in a joke, I struck."
Call his court says... I went after an innocent fellow servant.
-In order to fight it was not difficult, you go in turn for all the holidays in a row and change each other every day....How Igor broke up and angered sincerely, I was sorry for him then, flying in the same place... But this is not all...
When I went in the evening to report that I was ready, I heard the following: "Sir, you're really a fool? How did you dress up with Finn? Let Berdnikov himself change all the holidays in dress.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146787
 25.11.2017
Zzz: To be honest, I haven’t watched this video until the end...
What you read in 30 seconds, you have to listen and watch for 5 minutes. Maybe somebody will put the video to the end and write to us.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146786
 25.11.2017
It is very funny, when you are ransomed on an online store, you get spam from it to the mail, and then when you need to not log in. You press to restore the password, enter the email (the same one they spam) - no, they say, such a user.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146785
 25.11.2017
“I have a modern smartphone,” you say pathetically. Congratulations, and I have an ordinary button. And while you’re playing time-killing toys on the bus, I’m not so tempted to read a book.

Girl, now I am not just breaking the pattern for you, but in general scattering it into small pieces. Imagine, many of those sitting in a bus with a time-killing smartphone in their hands are also reading books! This is real, in one small and light smartphone can fit a whole closet of books of choice, and they can be carried with you in your pocket, without a drop of stress. If a book is not heavy and does not smell dust, then you are uncomfortable reading it? You are deceived, young people. I am already 50 years old, I read from early childhood, when books were not bought, but delivered. I like to read, rather than putting paper bricks in my hands, so I pay very little attention to the external design of the text. She read and magazine cuts, and "blind" copies, printed under the copier, and prints from matrix 9 needle printers, on which the letters are scattered into dots. The main thing is the skill of the writer and his own imagination, and the rest does not apply to reading as such. So long live the smartphones: thanks to them you can read a lot and not keep the dust collectors at home in the form of huge book cabinets.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146784
 25.11.2017
Why do people do shit?
YYY: Because that’s how digestion works.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146783
 25.11.2017

The protest!
And why is there no label "cat in the car"? For cats, a special fixator does not exist.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146782
 25.11.2017
What did she find in it?
“You know, he was so sexually active that he made the impression of being brave, and so boring that he made the impression of being responsible.
(Moss is

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №146781
 25.11.2017
>> As you know, rich is not the one who has a lot, but the one who has enough.

Another “great wisdom” for the poor. According to her, oligarchs and deputies and high-ranking officials in our country are poor - they are not enough.

Oh, listen to how the "poor people" whisper about "poverty" who have to buy a new maffinka for three months. The tears turn out of pity. Such people will consider themselves poor as long as there is someone richer than them. Thus e. and always.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146780
 25.11.2017
The working week has ended...
Start of the weekend (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146779
 25.11.2017
xxx: I heard that there are a lot of users of ios. Please contact a convenient financial manager.
yyy: It is easier to buy a seam and hire a personal accountant for delivery.

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