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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12670
 16.11.2008
Barrymore, what is this terrible wrath?! to

by Kirchner, sir

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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №12669
 15.11.2008
You do not buy health, but pay for it.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12668
 15.11.2008
I disputed...

Accounting is roughly the same age.

The women. It is useless to argue with them – if they said that the certificate will be

ready on Monday at three, then remove them from the pastion earlier

Even the boss. They do their job, their salary.

They get employees on time, almost on time.

In fact, the ambulance... Started a dispute with the chief accountant of Sisadmin I did not

They fought, but they fought angrily. I entered the culminating moment when

red from anger administrator said: “Yes if I want, you pay today

Don’t give it up!” and knocked the door. Headbuck, the toughest of women

The accountant said, “Well, the hacker is not done.

The salary is already counted, all the papers are printed, that he is interesting

At that moment the door opened again, and the terrible black

admin's hand pushed a live curved mouse into the office!

Under the whisper of harsh women, instantly seated tables and chairs, admin

He released the mouse and went away, tightly clogging the door. I left the accounting.

Before I had no desire to play a role.

Saviour of wild mice. They saved them in ten minutes.

The expeditioners. But the mouse was still somewhere inside. Roughly

The insolent accountants refused to enter.

They demanded a sanitary station, a police station and a standard cat, which is somewhere in the world.

Lost (sitting in the server room and eating cream). We are not paying on that day.

I got, but it was fun.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12667
 15.11.2008
The Armenian Radio:

Why does a woman not shake the hose after refuelling a car?

Where did she get that reflex?

Mishel

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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №12666
 14.11.2008
To the quote:

I am also a fighter for good and justice.
The evening just begins, at 10 a.m.
I go home from work, in front of the picture: a guy accelerating step goes to my side, behind him almost running two... One of the persecutors: she, wait seriously, let’s talk... Join me... : hey guys!!! You two are one... Let’s get two? The runner, without losing himself, stopped, turned over and turned away... He snapped as I suggested... And here’s what??? Mint-cocrazz-in time... It all hurts... I got home in the morning... all the rubbish was rotting... I quarreled with a friend because I didn’t come and didn’t respond to the tube calls... Conclusion: NOW THAT I DID BE??? and :(

Respect you if you don’t joke. Do you need? You are not a fool, but a man.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12665
 14.11.2008
The Clown:
The real Odin does not look for a second socks in the morning, he sleeps in it.
(They are! )

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12664
 14.11.2008
I borrowed letters. The buttons "turbo" they remember, eski in the neighboring building...

My grandmother, in Soviet times the director of the largest gastronomist in Kremlinchuk (which is still almost alive), was able to raise and extract the square root on the bills!!! I tried to teach, but my grandfather gave me a calculator at the time.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12663
 14.11.2008
<ADvOKaT>: from the pomegranate juice so fucking turns
<Enemy>: That’s why you’re so...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №12662
 14.11.2008
How to remove super glue from the mouth and teeth?
2: He will leave. Clean and drink hot... Activated charcoal at the same time eat :-)
1: Yes, the coal must be crushed. Can I smoke?
2: Everything is possible! Fidelity still remains...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12661
 14.11.2008
Yesterday I had a phone call :(
Do you want to light up the hotel?
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tagged: ha ha horse
Oh yeah, good, the sky runs by itself
WOW – Don’t tell anyone

c) Pepper


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12660
 14.11.2008
..::Andreas :..
Is it Police Day today?

Vasya Rogaff
I don't know, turn on the first channel, if Gazmanov sings - it means today.

..::Andreas :..
He thought about it, he didn’t sing.

Vasya Rogaff
At least I broke.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12659
 14.11.2008
To the quote.

I live in the village.
When the vodka is brought to the selfie, Mitrić huts on a piece of rail.
When the gatherings of the payoffers are called, Mitrić is cheering on a piece of rail.
To work, I wake up under the National Anthem of Russia from a radio station in the bay.
I fucked your cell phone in my mouth.

To write this, you need to have a computer with an operating device, a browser and the Internet. Although, I think that when something interesting is laid out in the village grid, Mitrić again hits a piece of rail.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12658
 14.11.2008
Offler from Reviews:
"Especially, the story of the Ukrainian actress, which in already 3 films in a row nobody gives: neither hitman, nor max payne, nor bond..."

x_nox_x : :D
x_nox_x: none of them have seen. and :)
Offler: Grit in the hitman like it started giving, but the shooting began
x_nox_x : :D
Offler: That’s okay, without an orgasm aunt goes %)
x_nox_x: the poor
Offler: This symbolizes that Ukraine is not taken into NATO
x_Nox_x : :D :D :D :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12657
 14.11.2008
I tried to explain to one "woman" the advantage of the LCD monitor, but was beat by the response phrase: "We had a LCD monitor. We somehow turned off the light, so we put a candle next to the monitor on the table, so the monitor burned, so it is much worse than the lamp.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12656
 14.11.2008
From the news tape

In Minsk will be held a race for children up to 11 months of age.
Today is World Day to Prevent Violence Against Children.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12655
 14.11.2008
xxx: how do you think it is worth to put the line in the resume "0,5 liters of beer - 12 seconds"!!!?))

Yes to the hobby section

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12654
 14.11.2008
The girls! Do not buy jeans with low waist. Or, if you’ve bought it, don’t stretch your jacket on the half-nailed pope every 10 steps.
It is not sexual. And not attractive. This is terribly funny!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12653
 14.11.2008
The Mazda Forum:
Question: guys, please advise, which winter tire to put, driving mode 120 km / h in the city, 160-180 in the city.
Answer: Guy, you do not have to think about rubber, but about selecting valuable trees.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12652
 14.11.2008
And when this teacher comes into the audience for the first time and says, “Hello. My name is Nikolai Vasilyevich", I say in a loud whisper:
and excellent. Easy to remember.
Someone next to me:
Why easy?
I am :
Just like Gogol.
So many surprised and sarcastic eyes have never looked at me before.)
Then, a couple of semesters later, there was still Anna Andreevna with us, but I have already scored some parallels)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12651
 14.11.2008
What to cook for my husband?
I: give him the breast, let the milk soak.
She: And then I’ll ask him for new boots, and he’ll give me a member?and :-)

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