Yesterday, the European Union’s gas coordination group met in Brussels, and the main issue on the agenda is preparedness for winter.

“Simply striking, as literally by two rubber movements (in 2006 and 2009). Russia exported to Europe the domestic communal tradition of preparation for winter,” the authors add.

<Rainman> Blind, because of this dumb butt, the head splits
<Darkduck> take aspirin, drink with vodka and drink with cocaine.
<Darkduck> this will definitely help you ;)
<Rainman> I am still in the universe, by the way
<Rainman> where can I get aspirin here? :o)

Rodder13: When I was 8 years old, I saw behind the scenes two grown dolls (in my opinion, the Chuburashka and the Pattachock) bored fighting for packs of cigarettes. For the first time in my life, I felt like I was an adult.

About female love.
In our town near the ice palace, where the hockey team is training, there is an inscription: "Romka, I love you!!! Sally" A couple of months later next to the same handwriting, but with a different color: "Pasha, I love you!!! Sally" A little later all the same handwriting: "Hockey players are dolls!!!". It’s right, mla ?

From the news:
The driver of a/m VAZ failed to handle and crashed into the Q7, which struck Rolls-Royce. The driver could not be detected within a mile radius for 3 seconds. It is fast"

Father, how are you there?

Discussion of 2012:
I watched with a friend yesterday. We sit. One of the main characters fails to fall into a huge crust breakdown, it is filled with stones, lava flows there, a skyscraper falls from above. A whisperer, a whisperer, if he gets out of there, I’ll beat his head against the wall. Half a minute later,...

The Bee :
And I also hate my neighbors, except one, he is wonderfully cooking.

and EJ:
Strange or strange?

The Bee :
Strange

and EJ:
So I thought.

Mantihorka
Oh, I was "good" painted yesterday, can I show you? and :)
Mantihorka
That is, a strange question - do you want ".. clear pepper, so it didn't fall to you and you don't sit there straight and don't want me to show something :))
Mantihorka
But you’ll answer anyway something like "canesna!" :) It’s also happy that...
Mantihorka
Although it would be more honest to say - go naked... but you can't do it honestly, so we are called friends :)

In my words do not see lies and falsehoods,
But despite the fact that you are my relatives,
Go to HBO! Or maybe even further,
You, with the offer "to work on the weekend"

10 pregnant British soldiers evacuated from Afghanistan.
I always knew the Taliban were doing them there :)

From some website:

From the combination of laziness and logic, programmers are derived.

burned
I am 23 years old and have never seen a man in a condom.

mmm
And he doesn’t get in there with a whisper.

Dinner with my mother (M).
Who is the cat friends with?
I: I do not know.
M: They are friends with you. Why am I feeding him?
I: Should I feed everyone I am friends with?
With whom does the cat sleep?

You will not argue...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
WOW: prawn (English, subst.A shrimp, a fool. shrimp (English, substance) A shrimp, a small (weak) man, a tiny man, a goat.
xxx: I'm a lobster!!! to
Lobster is a lobster.) - omar, bowlen, prostophile, boring.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

For a long time, let’s take care of our health.
Remove the left hand from the face
2) Straighten your back
Take a cup of tea for yourself

She: I just haven’t been sent by any other guy.
It’s nice to be the first.

XXX is
Have you been to "Summer"? O and how?

YYYY
I was sure that the movie about the vampires should be in the spirit "She went a little bit on the lawn and gathered Traffq and flowers ^_^ And here is our blood, cooked by the chickens in the pursuit of the vampire is flying and ripidored into the flesh everywhere, the bodies are swallowing around the blood, the pigs are beaten, around the inside protected"
This is a melodrama for girls. What are these vampires?

Fuck how you got it – remember it and remember it. I remember everything - and wetcoats, and disquets, and the first games on compass, which were launched through the bios, and grandfather, and Sega, and the garages I climbed, and the hives collected, and what I just did not do, and I remember all this. But I am, shit, only 21 years old. And I don’t feel old, I’m still a child, and I still ride on the cranes, I start the ships in the spring, and I get red from the word pipisk! I also have a younger brother who is only 14 years old. So he also remembers all this, and he does not drink or cry, is engaged in sports, teaches C++, from my tip reads classical literature, goes to museums and understands classical music. His upbringing was mainly done by me, but my parents never had it.That's why I write this. You, like these nine-year-olds, who are so nostalgic and spit on the younger generation and the schoolgirl you so despise, what have you, specifically each of you, done to make sure that schoolgirl isn’t so stupid? Almost everyone has a younger brother or sister. Have you ever wondered how they live? Have you ever tried to talk to them and explain something? You can just sit on the internet and post all the shit about stupid school. Fuck to fuck.
P.S I apologize for the UG and for the mat, as they say.

What to drink after unprotected sex. Is it 2 weeks?
See also: vodka
c) ToLeg

Until recently, in the subway free newspapers was distributed by the grandmother (Everyone presented the stereotype of the grandmother).
Recently they began to distribute men (2m * 2m). I wanted to come and ask: "Where is Grandma?"