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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39446
 27.11.2010
I take the software ordered from the distributor here, I arranged everything, I took my 10 boxes with different Microsofts, I go out, I am stopped here for control, say, present. And I continue to cheer. The controller looks like that, yes, what do we do? A, this is SQL 2010 that we have a novelty... how much it should weigh there... digged. It is 258 grams. on the weights of both boxes, barcode by barcode reader, both boxes as much as... ah 516 grams, right. We have a project, we know. We have 200 grams. 6 boxes of 1200 grams. and exchange. Oh oh! This is more exclusive, never weighed... so... 215 grams, two weigh... 430 grams. All in common, please. How much we have here... ah, 2 kg 150 grams. It is right. You can go.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39445
 27.11.2010
Was it in a couple?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Take a picture and take a picture of me.
Yyy: Okay, I can’t see well, I’m happy to print, here’s a little.
It is [JPG]
Print in word, take a screenshot, and send it to me... You are unmatched.

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39444
 27.11.2010
- Make the site to their left corner to the right slide such a creature green, looking like a slide, but flexible, bending. And let the tail follow him. Such a fat trace of brown color. And from the right corner, another creature of brown color slipped to meet him, but his trail was green.
What will it symbolize? (I barely restrain, but I continue to ask the face-to-face questions in the most polite tone, and the client is serious.
and continues:
This means that our clients and our executives meet through us. You understand, they will have to meet in the middle of the page!
How will the meeting take place? Do you have any preferences, ideas?
and yes! There will be a brown blast on the entire page. The explosion becomes green and slowly decreases. From under it, already striped creatures are carved into a brown-green strip. They swim in different directions.
Maybe not in different directions. Do they all have goals, let them move together?
Mmm, you may be right! They become a single being of the red color! (He raised his voice and was clearly inspired...) This will symbolize as if the unity of all our ideas and forces! And this creature rotates like a spiral in the center of the page. This will show the eternal movement – customer – we – performer – customer – we (our ideas) – performer and so on.
They will remember us!!! to

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39443
 27.11.2010
from Google

Alice, school, why are you here?
Lisa_Alice: Isn’t it better to stop shaking, to go to get the deffchonks and fuck? Have you ever touched your breasts? Alive and warm!

The one who has to: Oh, you all say that. And when you ask your breasts to touch, you immediately put a wallet on your head.

[ + 81 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39442
 27.11.2010
For what I bought and sold, as they say.in the chat, a girl who works in a cafe, tells us, what they cooked.on the question:for what? was the answer:we in the cafe, the dogs are fed.so he mixed them with cabbage.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №39441
 27.11.2010
Look at all the cinemas. A new horror film from the best physicists and mathematicians - "Four-Dimensional Space," now in 3D.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39440
 27.11.2010
From local car sales forum:

- I sell Prioru sedan, setup Norm, Color SOCI.
The Color of Sochi? Is it how? Announced for Room Delivery? =) is

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39439
 27.11.2010
Welvimar
Do you know what I will tell you?

Welvimar
The Estonian prostitute

Welvimar
I don’t know why, but I had to say it.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №39438
 27.11.2010
A friend is working in the guard. Talk in the morning:

Loyola (09:53:13 25/11/2010)
Yes, my change is over.

Lesuxa (09:53:28 25/11/2010)
A: I congratulate you. Is it calm in Baghdad?

Loyola (09:54:21 25/11/2010)
I don’t know how there was :-) and I chased the sectants at night.

Lesuxa (09:55:29 25/11/2010)
is cool! What did they want? Do you work at the cemetery?? to

Loyola (09:57:10 25/11/2010)
No :-D They stood in front of the club with candles and sang songs, but when I went out with the beat they seemed to realize that they were wrong.

Loyola (09:59:30 25/11/2010)
It is always fun at night :)

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №39437
 27.11.2010
Vassula, what is it for you?
The Chelyabinsk Mohito.
Is it rum and mint?
Yyy: No, water and crop.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №39436
 27.11.2010
This morning the cat with the pigeons again soaked the bark)))
Sitting between the windows in the kitchen, and on the window a pigeon, well Baska lies not moving and burns it.
I shave, open the door and the light falls on the window. Basha not turning the head so "mirrrr" thin, type "light off",
Well I turn off, he’s still quietly not turning his head "mir-mir" type "sabi, ah"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №39435
 26.11.2010
Children should be educated from the moment their parents are born!!! to

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №39434
 26.11.2010
If it’s the first time, call me. If you refused, because " busy today / school tomorrow / cat is giving birth / hair is not done, etc. ", you should not call. These "causes" usually do not disappear!
Yyy: Well not always, if once this is - maybe, the cat is really giving birth :) But if the cat gives birth every two days, then, of course, it is not worth naming.
Zzz: If the cat is giving birth at all, it should be careful

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №39433
 26.11.2010
Apartment for sale in Moscow for $250k
You can buy for a smaller amount:
10k - 20k house on the coast in GOA
2K-3K - slave in Thailand for the rest of her life
2K-3K - another one, so that the first is not boring
2K-3K - and one more, for fun

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №39432
 26.11.2010
petit_fantome: Once a nearby and unlucky young man began to formulate a multi-stage compliment with a very complex design, mixed, confused, so long picked up words that I eventually lost patience and began to tell him epithetics. He listened and agreed.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №39431
 26.11.2010
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So, the case was autumn.I went to the clinic in the morning.
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With a package in hand.
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Very very easy.
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At the crossroads I cross the road, and I am surrounded by 2 children aged 17-18 on a scooter and pulled out of my hands this package.
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Consequently, they then disappear in an unknown direction.
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There was only one thing in the package.
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Box with analysis for eggs of worms!


[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №39430
 26.11.2010
1: I would like to see.
as the desperate Oriflame people relentlessly try to penetrate perfume to the equally relentless Jehovah’s Witnesses, while they try to convert them to their religion.))))
[23:11:36] 1: it is like an antivirus battle )))
[23:12:23] 2: Who is who?)))
But I think the Oriflame will win.
[23:12:49] 1: They have no soul
1: They sold their soul to the devil... and a stinking tree.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №39429
 26.11.2010
Another law of deceit in girls is to paint the eyelids and sneeze :(

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №39428
 26.11.2010
Serega: This year, the SPB government allocated 1,000 units of snow-gathering equipment. Judging from what I saw today on the street, these units are Moldavians with shovels..."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39427
 26.11.2010
I went to the market with my nephew. He walked in the rows, he was on his hands. When I got out of the market (I still thought it was hard!He found a booty in his hand. Where I found the unknown.

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