The technology of combating State parasites in China is very simple and borrowed from the Soviet Union in 1937. There is no need to send spies there, it is enough to take advantage of the memories of still living contemporaries of those events.

XXX: There are more than seven billion people on the planet. Not counting the visitors.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: * ROFL* Poneachali
The earth is for the earth! ?
YYY: 146%
XXX: I took you

One day I saw a girl with eyes of different colors. I was so surprised that I decided to share my impressions with a friend.

I: I saw a girl with different eyes at McDonald’s today.
She: O_O
I am ahahahah! Just like that xD

The news:
The sets for the end of the world began to sell in Tomsk.
Grapefruit, spruce, validol, rope and soap will help to survive the end of the world. These items were included in the set for the end of the world, which was prepared at the Tomsk holiday agency.

We are not in a relationship yet.
WOW: I understood
I want him to stop fucking.
I was uncomfortable to come home to him and accidentally see traces of fuck in the garbage.
LOL, of course
Fucking rubbish is bad.

xxx: My wife was upset when I saw that from all the variety of products in the sex shop I chose a cloth with bandages on the back of the head :)

I watched the first series "Arrow"
Chris and how? XD is
Chief: The guy has such a press that I didn't understand the story xDDDD

The oppression of reality makes us plunge into the real world and completely leave the galaxy of theory.
YYY: But one day in the middle of the night, waking up in a cold sweat, from extremely real dreams in the rapid phase of sleep, you will begin to recall fragments of your life even before the uterus and see a paradoxical future turning your consciousness, when at one moment you suddenly do not wake up at another time, age and place.
XXX: We have one bar

Today at the planner in the administration of the district, the final word of the Head is the oath to the subordinates for a week: do not be afraid to do good - it will not drown... do good - it will not sink!!! to
Slowly falling under the table.

In this case, the wagon presses a special button and sand is poured out on the rails.
Sand and fucking! From the tram! On the rails! In the 21st century! Fuck it, fuck it! From anybody, shit, the tram! Aaaahahahahahahahahah! Where was I before? Why is this not written in children’s stories?

It is terrible to think what will happen to him if he learns that such a system is equipped with all modern railway locomotives in any country.

From the distribution of "Leningrad - Fish" on the router:
Genrry: Cable fuck I listen to the ocean of English samurai!
Ikibro: Genrry, music criticism is not yours.

XXX is
I dreamed I was a daddy.
XXX is
My dad...
YYYY
This is great ?
XXX is
I want to be a daddy!
YYYY
And I want to be a mother very much) what is the problem with you so easy to get a child
XXX is
and? Oh no... what are you...
YYYY
Why is?
XXX is
Did you not understand?
XXX is
I dreamed that I was Bishop of Rome, Vicary of Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme High Priest of the Ecumenical Church, Grand Pontiff, Primas of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the State-City of the Vatican, slave of the slaves of God!
XXX is
I want to be Pope of Rome.
YYYY
Facepalm...

- Well, what is IMHO I understood, and TP is a typical girlfriend, right?
The stupid shit.
I am a goat!!! to

From the forum "What to do if you drowned your phone?"

My phones were swimming everywhere: 1.
Sony Ericsson in tea 2.Siemens in soup:D 3.Nokia in tea
Mineral floating (still working) 4
The current Nokia is well known.
Beton, that’s what it is.
Was he swimming in concrete?? to

We sit together with a girlfriend and discuss her problems with the guy. She corresponds with him by SMS, and he is also sitting somewhere with two friends.
- Fuck, we really sit in the headquarters and say we need to write.
Our headquarters stands out as an intellectual.
and pause.
and Eeee. It is not intelligence, but intelligence.
Yet another pause.
Although not, it is not distinguished.

Food store in Orenburg. I went to the store for a few minutes looking for baby food. Not able to continue hopeless search, I appeal to the shop employee:
Tell me, please, where do you have baby food here?
In the department "Alcohol"!!He taught me a great tone.
Actually, I didn’t guess right away...

Advertising pads on the box, and the inscription at the bottom "Self-treatment is harmful to your health" ("Self-treatment is harmful to your health"). The plates on the recipe will just be ohuenny, dish.

Dialogue on Relationships:
... and the girl somehow materializes sooner or later, especially if you make successes in any field. It will surely appear at the peak of your perfection and ruin all the foolishness. The fox is like that.

13Landgraf: The guy, it is the same helicopter on radio control, cooler than him only the concert of AC/DC and Megan Fox...

Comment on the Microsoft website with the IE10 jump:

"On behalf of Poltava web developers
The mountains in the hell ;)
Thank you"