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[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73617
 30.11.2012
It was fun yesterday. Parking I mean popping in the courtyard, and - BACH - knocking the car that is behind me. Nearby the guy was walking, he said "Rush faster until the owner saw". And the owner of this car is my dad.)) Who watched the picture out the window.
The Circus. Even if his car is broken, he is not there.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73616
 30.11.2012
Photo with beautiful sea landscape and signature "Once a year go where you have never been before!"
First comment: Yes, for example, in Altufevo

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №73615
 30.11.2012
Remember today’s joke. How to identify a girl by a number?
Binary code of DNA?
XXX is easier
XXX: Involve the inner chauvinist
YYY: 0 is a hole?
XXX: Not so chauvinist
Please turn off the programmer :)
Aaa... fucking shit. has arrived. The breast size?
XXX: The Genius

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73614
 30.11.2012
Denis (17 years old): Just recently I thought that maternity pay is money payments to the computer.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73613
 30.11.2012
The Russians are tuned for the best...the end of the world to be!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73612
 30.11.2012
Do you have snow there too? We have a lot of crap here.
I just think about what to go tomorrow.
Tatiana: in the Sanskrit

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73611
 30.11.2012
Night is a time of stupid thoughts and amazing ideas.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73610
 30.11.2012
A man cannot look beyond the horizon.
Tagged with: avothuy I watched yesterday. dust and spiders. It is time to throw away this deadly telecast.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73609
 30.11.2012
Comments on the movie "The Cloud Atlas":

"This is a great movie!
It shook me so much that for the first time in many years, I left the room without finishing watching.
After reading the comments, I immediately realized that I am a single-celled, I like to eat chips and squeeze goats :)
I’m absolutely sad that I didn’t grasp the entire depth of the directors’ intentions.
As soon as I get into the sale of DVDs, I will definitely buy and review for long nights, until I finally become a multi-cell. andquot;

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73608
 30.11.2012
Is he living with his girlfriend and her boyfriend?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73607
 30.11.2012
Correspondence in the bank between the security service and lawyers.

The SB:
Good morning, dear colleagues! We had a question concerning the transfer of deceased clients to the Legal Department. Please give your explanations.

The Lawyers:
God, I understand it all, but we don’t actually have a morge.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73606
 30.11.2012
Never save on girls!To save SMS, I wrote without gaps!Gasted 3 for explanations and 2 for apologies!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73605
 30.11.2012
Wut: - And people sending a bunch of photos in a Word file, designers and carpenters slowly spit into the layouts!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73604
 30.11.2012
Have you noticed a bug in a person?
While you are a kindergarten / school / work - you are very uncomfortable to get up at 6-7 in the morning and move somewhere, but you must do it.
by Nooh. As soon as a retired, it is not necessary to move anywhere, but for some reason pensioners get up at 6-7 in the morning and go, somewhere they still need (but this is a big secret).
Humanity is destined...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73603
 30.11.2012
The girls. As long as they take.
and.
and.
You have understood.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73602
 30.11.2012
Today, when I was going to work in the subway, I noticed quite by chance that my company recently finally overtook the company of an electric train driver. After five years in the company :(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73601
 30.11.2012
When evolution was tired, it created man so that he himself would fuck with his development.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73600
 30.11.2012
We’ll go to the sauna too. The female company. We will also rest, make masks, spray creams, swim in the pool, rub the back together...
YYY: Can I go with you? I can with you!? to
xxx: not to
XXX: We are going to go crazy.
What do we need to wear because of your swimwear?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №73599
 30.11.2012
That is, MCH (Young Man), for boys too, as for girls TP (dumb Pi**a)?
The guys went crazy equating this, don’t be ashamed."

The thing is, dearly, that only the absolute TP can call the guy MCH. I am telling you as a girl.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73598
 30.11.2012
It is so symbolic - in your entrance in the apartment 69 lives a young gay couple.

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