Conversation between the programmer (P) and the tester (T):
P: It is great! This is my bag, I did not study this case, I will fix it!
T: I really feel like an offgenically needed person for the project :D
T: straight without me as without a mowing hose!!! to

The Zoo :

"This is a slice:
This Baron
(blah blah blah blah blah blah

- Boys, you would find two more, and in Bremen...

To love everyone, you don’t have to trust everyone.

In the evening accidentally caught a look on the first channel series "Kill Stalin". Everything as always: a striking title, the main roles are the coolest actors of modernity, the twisting plot and the atmosphere of war times. But for some reason I do not believe. And it's not about the game of "genial" actors or the script, but in the little things.
The first. In the winter of 1942, a simple girl fries her lover, not even the colonel, but the captain of the counterintelligence operational group, eggs for breakfast. Probably simply went to the store and loaded dozens of fresh eggs on the cards. In fact, in the packet for organ workers, in the best case, there was an egg powder. But it's okay, maybe I missed something from the plot and the eggs the brave captain bought on the market at a fabulous price or they were given to him in gratitude for his sensitive attitude to the population of ordinary Soviet people. possibly.
The other is no gate. The brave captain, again with this girl, is watched as children in the courtyard throw snowballs into the snowman imagining they are killing Hitler. Then the phrase of the captain, who seems to be 40-45, sounds just wonderful: "And we as children only played in Chapaeva." The curtain. When the captain was a child, the king was still on the throne. For reference: Chapaev became a truly popular hero after the release on the screens of the famous film of the same name in 1934.

He recently travelled here from Karelia to Moscow in a plateau wagon with a folk choir of grandmothers. Twenty men, two of whom are harmonists. In the same car were drunk dembles. So Dumbledore asked Grandma to be quiet.

In Germany, a police officer ate his lover. The wild country.

I play on a tablet in a popular toy "Words of the word".
Coincidentally I guessed the word KIP. Hm... what a word is that... I knock on it to find out the meaning. "A hole in the youth". To be clear, it became clearer.
Leah in search. Better I’t do that! and Wikipedia:
"Uphers ( Niderl. juffer - a virgin) - a round lens shape unshakable block
Three holes in the shape of the hole,
triangle, for the conducting of the thalreap loops. andquot;

How can I forget it now?!! to

I’m ashamed to admit, but when I was learning to repair computers I was trying to put Windows on Mac. Windows on Mac is not installed. But I didn’t know it, and, fucking, I found it. My colleague tried to repeat, almost slept to the foxes, but, crazy, could not repeat. He knows that the window on the Mac is not installed.

XXX is Masha. I need a calendar with naked men.
YYY : Okay! I will deal with this question!
The truth is that the director will not let him hang in the office.
YYY is permitted. And you will be on interesting places sticker with tasks hanging! And we’ll say that your tasks are on the whore!

Drinking to the bottom of the cup
I am fast and all-powerful.
Save the planet from evil.
This is the former call.

I work in the fire safety inspection service. Arriving at the object. by every 100m fire extinguisher. The second is the fire extinguishing system. The third nothing. I ask – why? The answer is simple: we don’t need it. We have one spark - and the whole factory explodes - we will not have time to extinguish it.

My former non-drinkers.
I don’t drink either.

We never call each other.

In the forum, from the topic of puzzle elements:
...the story was told, about one rationalizer, who decided to split a healthy ceramic shape of titanium barium instead of cutting on a machine, with a toothbrush. Just like that, I put a tooth and chandelled.
He is still alive, but a rabbit. He burned in order.

The weakness.

And let us!

" has been released:
"It was a long time ago. It was just the famous and popular song London-Paris"
Let us measure :) For me a long time a stewardess named Jeanne"

-- For me " long ago" - this is the anthem of the USSR on the radio "Mayak" at 6 am.
__________________________________
For me, the appeal of Comrade Molotov to the Soviet people.

There are people who want to go to the movie "Paganini: The Devil's Screw "?

by Katerina:
About what?

by Michael :
Catherine, about a good tulip who wants to learn to cook lemon biscuits, but he does not. After all, by profession he is an engineer-designer)))

My husband and I want to divorce.
Why?? to
He still can’t get the key to the apartment where we live together.
Let me give you the key.
No is! I need to divorce!! to

That uncomfortable feeling, when... you look at your acquaintances, who do not work and get in times more, or on your fellow groupman, who went to dinner, opened his firm and bought for money earned from the performance of public orders, you begin to think that something is wrong here.

To steal, you also have to be able.
Or very many such "thinking" and who decided to repeat the feat of the explorer in the spring either dissolve, or get a new lobby for woodworking.

"Coursework" and...

A HR acquaintance or as they were there recently asked seriously about vacancies, a collection of me:
- "Here is written 3-5 years of experience and a list of skills, and it is necessary for him to be this... a junior or not?"
- "Our customer has a brilliant idea of a startup, so he doesn't tell it, and they don't go to us, supposedly we need to say what vacancy and what to work on";
"I've been told to check their knowledge before interviews, I can't go on, here's what would you ask a midsize developer on the web?"
- "...also refused as a test task to hack the Android app for free"
- "Project manager is probably a thousand 40, the maximum, how many of these jobs managers, but the developer 60 is enough?"
- The client said that despite the knowledge, that admin somehow looks unrepresentable. Didn’t I wash? Dressed badly? It looks like it"
- "This is the salary out of this, so we were told to look for young energetic enthusiasts"

and etc. The quotes are not literal, but real.

Barboris: In Israel, if there are 4 people in the car, it is allowed to drive on the A-belt.
bodryachog: in the rache will ride with mannequins

Sberbank has been annoying for a month with the offer to purchase a credit card.
When I finally agreed, it turned out that they were not given in my department.
How they were surprised when I started calling again and again with the question why credit cards are not issued in this department)))
The vacation was not in vain...