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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12650
 14.11.2008
On a pair of BJD, the predecessor:
At the time of Ivan the Terrible, smokers were severely punished. Their ears and nose were cut off. Then they were sent to Siberia.
Vote from the last party:
K to who? The ears?? to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12649
 14.11.2008
Andyzzz: We went to Slipknot yesterday, so the same gesture was not a concert, but like an Olympic grandmother approached everyone and asked if there was no extra ticket.
Miracle: Oh, youth wanted to remember

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12648
 14.11.2008
Now in Russia there are two iron bars - traffic jams and crisis.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12647
 14.11.2008
What if a law was introduced that people under the age of 18 can not vote at the tower?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12646
 14.11.2008
HHH
Not pregnant and not pregnant. But the fat became a pepper.
HHH
But happiness took care of itself.
HHH
So we actively lose weight, have sex 2 times a day, you can’t eat anything, and you can’t discard every day. Funnyly
HHH
No one has seen this effect before.
Bananas
and efficient?
Bananas
Have you jumped?
HHH
Until she dropped, she had sex.
Partner is weak.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №12645
 14.11.2008
The most futile feeling is the useless awareness of one’s own righteousness.

A dispute with a woman.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12644
 14.11.2008
He came to Moscow for a visit from the United States.

I walk past St. October... There is a Negro, holding a sign:



I burned here!



And a solarium shooter. :)



PS In the United States would kill their own...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12643
 14.11.2008
The Armenian Radio says:

Why are mother words replaced with gouts?

The Armenian Radio says:

It would be terrible if they did not. Imagine you are taking

A cell phone, instead of a whistle.

Emblin

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12642
 14.11.2008
Solipsism: Well now in the militants the president will be white
The Political Correctness


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12641
 14.11.2008
by Pippi =)
Here one person brought from Spain to colleagues Microsoft caps with the logo of Windows Server 2008R2.
The caps on the label have a unique code for registering caps on the Microsoft website %)

Probably, if you do not activate the cap within 30 days, it will automatically decrease by 3 sizes to prevent the wear on the head %))))))))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12640
 14.11.2008
in contact, the girl's name, the name What Is:

I added some cacao to my friends.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12639
 14.11.2008
She: I explain to the little one that studying in college is still necessary... but yes, a little bit.
How do you get lost when you have two girls?
At the same time, tell me...
It is about college. ;)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12638
 14.11.2008
Is it AU?
She is 1 minet...i speak with African American man...)))))))))))))))
It is one of them????????????? to
Who is he??????? to
She doesn’t know, I don’t know English.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12637
 14.11.2008
Sale Manager

If they put some licensed corporate software on a computer, how much do they usually take for hosting a server for that software? Is it usually a fixed price or a percentage of the cost of the license?

by admin

I've stopped understanding something in this life 8 (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12636
 14.11.2008
I come to work, all have statuses such as Sleep, Sleep, Yobana alarm, and one acquaintance "Who?! Who defragmented my sandwiches?!" - such a pessimist from the morning ))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12635
 14.11.2008
Anya Grimmlin
Money is not the only thing that ruins people.

Hobbot
Poverty makes them good.

Hobbot
The news shows that one oligarch killed another.

Hobbot
At a secular party in a monk, a drunk guest killed three companions.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12634
 14.11.2008
Tonight I’ll say goodbye to a beer.
HH: In Meaning of Me
Tags: goodbye
We’ll say hello to the beer!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12633
 14.11.2008
Madnik
I’m already imagining myself sitting in a climbing chair in my villa on the ocean, smoking a cigar and pulling a cognac, and a couple of swallowed Brazilian girls around.

Anko
Cuban Cigara...yacht nearby swinging on the waves

Anko
My own island.

Anko
The Silence

Anko
Peace is

Anko
Somewhere in the distance I can hear a helicopter strike.

Anko
This FBI agents are flying after you because it was foolish to rob the U.S. central bank

Madnik
From the garage a small PZRK is rolled out and with one small button the helicopter explodes.

Madnik
Because morality: what a sleek dream without an exploded helicopter

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12632
 14.11.2008
Prehistory - English teaching in the universe makes the whole group cry from homework.
In the middle of a pair of English breaks up the teacher (not ours) runs to our with a textbook and shouts "Look what a big text I gave them!".
Our, lazy "H*ya, you look at this..."
If they, fucking, will compete this way by the end of the year, I’d better go to the army!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12631
 14.11.2008
The sun is shining! The birds sing!! to
I am 23 years old and I don’t have any access to it :(

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