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[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №22880
 24.11.2009
Fender
By the way, I was visited by quite strange feelings when I was waiting for you in the subway)I have been waiting for more than 20 minutes, and half-person orets "DINAMO, DINAMO, DINAMO!!and "

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22879
 24.11.2009
Men just dream that all women are lighthearted about sex, unless it is a mother, wife, daughter or granddaughter.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №22878
 24.11.2009
Listen, I’ve broken my bulldozer disk, can you see?
2: mmmmmm, you probably broke the CD-ROM, and the disc for bulldozers is the album of Sergey Lazarev.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №22877
 24.11.2009
I fell asleep in the server. I dream like I’m running on a paradise field. And then the voice is heard "Artuewourr,Artuewourr"I ask God, are you? And the voice "daaaa". God, am I dead? “But I will return you to the earth, and you must save them.” And here they wake me up with screams. "Arthur, we have 1C not working". I feel like Neo!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22876
 24.11.2009
The developers of computer games do not cease to surprise. An exciting new game - the simulator of the deer! Yes, now you can run through the forest and even encounter the same deer as you.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №22875
 24.11.2009
Remember, you wrote that if you add soluble coffee to the cola, you will not fall asleep.
YYY: Well yes, and what?
You will finally not fall asleep at midnight when you remove the kitchen from this sparkling hernia of coffee!!!!><

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22874
 24.11.2009
Elena (23.11.2009 20:45)
By the way, when I was asked in an interview how I cope with life’s difficulties, I replied that it saves the sense of humor. I did not lie, right?

Elena (23.11.2009 20:45)
I didn’t say anything about whisky.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22873
 24.11.2009
And this happens...

He: I was so missed...
I want to embrace you.
He kissed...
Is there beer?
He: There is
She: I will come

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №22872
 24.11.2009
and burn:
Who do you want, a boy or a girl?
by mmm:
Monthly

[ + 141 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22871
 24.11.2009
We went to the local KVN, as a support group, which was on the shore of the reservoir, in the summer. Get the vodka. We were 30 people (along with the KVN team). There was a lot of vodka, but all used in the first evening. After the performances, there was a disco. I was already on a good support and decided to sit on the bench. I sit. I do not touch anyone. Kent: What are you sitting on? I: - I want to sleep, but I have the strength to get to the tent (the tent town was broken). He says I will help. Takes me for the collar of the jeans with one hand, the other for the belt of the jeans and in a horizontal position carries me to my tent. How he did not seize any stretch from the tents remains a mystery. But he did not bring me to the tent. It fell in 2 meters. I raise my head, see my tent and slide toward it. Added. go down. It became warm and comfortable. I slept. After a while I wake up and realize that it is morning. The birds are singing and lighting. I try to get up. I can not. Someone is lying on me. I go and say, get up!
There’s a voice from above – who are you? I answered, yeah yeah! That is me!! Let me get up!! I feel it’s getting easier, but I can’t get up anyway. I said, Why are you not standing up? The voice from above: Stand up! I: Why can’t I get up? My hysteria has begun. And here is the main question: - and you, what fucking kind of person are you under the tent?!?! to
The curtain...
P.S The mood was raised in everyone that morning in our tent town :)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22870
 24.11.2009
I bought a bottle of beer and broke. Woblu chose the one that was thicker, thought with ivory. It turned out shit. The appearance is deceptive.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22869
 24.11.2009
I watched the davecha as the booth-post of PPSnikov moved across the corner.
The crane slowly descends this sameo structure and underneath it the boring mints are weary.
immediately association - the base of terranes is flying from place to place and the trials have nowhere to drag resources.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22868
 24.11.2009
Xvalim the cat when he catches the rat. Usually the head eats and throws at the doorstep.
XXX: Recently, the scapegoat has been very upset, wearing the same body to the door for the second week. I tried to throw that body into the garbage...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22867
 24.11.2009
He will bring!
She says: Hi!
How are you, are you missing?
She: things are terrible... because wildly missed you... and tormented one question...
He is: Which?
You, and you, who are you?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №22866
 24.11.2009
Q: Have you ever wondered why most horses are brown?
YYY: I’m not surprised to hear from you another question like this.) There are grey and white and black.
XXX: Here are the Gypsies with metal on a horse with a chariot and riding a horse sport on a telecast, so here is
XXX: there are, but white few, black in general only seen in the movie, gray too rarely, and mostly 90% of the horses are brown. Why is?
XX: you are a genetic here and explain why the horse is brown
YYY: Listen, I have one girl’s phone, she’s a great psychologist.
YYY: I think she will be interested in your case.
She knows why the horse is brown!? to
YYY: The bleak...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №22865
 24.11.2009
dim_ok (14:55:51 23/11/2009)
I just went through a narcissist :-)
mania (14:56:32 23/11/2009)
Keep it :D

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22864
 24.11.2009
Conversation between the two in the Aske:

XXX: What do you think?

Hollod:.... I have a girl for sex only in total darkness, and still always the blanket stretches on us from the top, the sweat doesn't like and doesn't wear at all, in one word, never the body in any way, even the stomach and the eggs of the legs.

Hollod: So I think, why, bl.t, then go to the solarium regularly?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №22863
 24.11.2009
and XXX:
I am at home for children, maybe only thanks to onions, garlic and chlorine from the disease I keep...
OOOU :
I think they still need to expand their diet.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №22862
 24.11.2009
We go with my wife to the supermarket, we walk near a stand with different magazines, I take her by the hand and say - Mommy, Mommy buy me a playboy, she turns and pronounces loudly - you are a boy big porn pumping, all in shock

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №22861
 24.11.2009
Growth at 20 years.
It is now stagnant, and three years ago, the letters were attached to it - magnets for the refrigerator. I crazyly wanted to make a cool phrase. I asked my mother to buy a vegetable when she went to the store. Because she bought often, the seller asked how old the child is, she says to my at six years old it was not interesting to start playing with letters. My mom, without thinking, answered 20=)

Then, instead of letters, there was every lie, and from those that had time to accumulate, it was possible to compile only "EY MASEPA WHERE SHI EPT";.

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