Can contact lenses stick to the eyes in the cold?
Dr. House: If you are still alive, no
c) J4R

The hacker, who showed porn in Moscow, was sentenced for drugs.
Comment: Here is a good example of how to fight torrent users.

What do I do if I know my boyfriend is cheating on me?
Make a plane.

Thank you very much Fede, who today in the cafe on Pavelecka whispered us the password from the local wifi point of access))) thank you very much!=)) you give a crazy wifi!

Plz, bring it to the best, let the mankind rejoice))

I sit on duty at the FSB Public Relations Center. The call:
“Zdr’auствуйте” (with a light French pronouncement) is the FSB? It is wonderful. I am the director of a children’s home in Fr'antia, for the Russian children-in-law. We brought a girl here – she’s a mother! Str to fuck! She spoke all the nightmare words! He sends everybody to the hares!” Do something! What is the FSB? She said she was Putin’s daughter.

xxx: "the position of the regulator allows you to move in all directions, and the tram - only to the left, which is not part of his plans, because the rails are laid only straight";
How much irony

The premiere of Harry Potter:
In the plot, Harry and his team must destroy some kind of artifact that, as they say, you will destroy, Harry is confused!
And there’s a scream from the room:"Bring him to Mordor"!

This is a shit!! I am a witness to the century affair!!!
YYYYYYYYYY
xxx: caroch, we have been living in the entrance for a few days) with everything as it should be - sret, sash, blush and so on. The people are outraged, but they cannot burn it any more. We have a key to the entrance door.
Well, it turned out that he wrote on a sheet of paper "do not close the door, work is underway", glued it to the door, opened the entrance to the basement for persuasion, etc... he put off somewhere an orange vest "lenspecgaz" and all this time mistaken in it in the entrance, and the workers of the utilities look not much better, nobody suspected anything)))

On the status "Everyone likes small kittens, small puppies, small chickens and chickens... And only a little chickens do not like anyone." 18 people inContact clicked "I like"

Topic: How do I know if I love a cat?

‎ One of the answers pleased:
Throw away your cat, it’s not worth you! He is using you. Besides food and accommodation, he does not need anything from you. Run away from him with the rookie. How can a girl be so disrespectful that you live with such a cat!!!! to

You know, when I finish school, my dad will pay for eggs, I will go to a prestigious university at a prestigious university, and then I will be taken to a prestigious job, I will meet a guy in a white BMW, who will marry me, and will love my whole life!
M: And I think, in your stall, you are beaten by some collective farmer, you will fly away from him, you will shoot his children, all your life you will feed a cow and he will collect seed, and you will live long and happy.

I have a monthly period at this time. But now the delay has begun. I’m getting worried slowly (
I hope it’s just a shift...
He: I will also hope
So let’s not be sad ?
He said, “Who do you want? HDD
She is Andrea!!!! to

on "xxxx: evening.les. we sit in his car, sex naturally. asked mynetic.Well, I'm what, please.After: you're smart, I didn't expect, you're fine.Oh.I dress slowly. I’m going to start reading this autumn!! Listen to!! After a minute!! Poetry is fucking!and "

Not these ones:
The noise and rumor in this log is terrible,
All night until dawn,
I read poetry to prostitutes.
And with bands hot alcohol?

How is the weather, by the way?
black_drozd: 8
Arsenyk: Is it a fucker?
black_drozd: This is minus eight.
The curse of the internet!

There are 3 groups in the audience in total as a person as 100.
Well, here, a girl falls for a couple, being very late.
In this same second comes a text message and to the entire audience :"I-efemefka..I fled";
Silent rubber, Prepod asks the girl's name.
A mixed...
The Wild Gogot of a Hundred Men and Tears of Teaching

i_bobr: All the energy we use, except atomic, is the energy of the sun.
ColorByte: Light up the spirits to see how wrong you are.
BOBR: Where did the spirits come from?
LordCrimson: from the store
i_bobr: alcohol is not sold at night. It can only be purchased through the energy of the sun.

The army is fun.
xx: Yesterday we had nothing to do to bend the looms, dump the word "x..." in the snow so that it was seen from airplanes... and hanged on the perimeter of the part of the tablet "Care, mines!".
yyy : ) )
Are they feeding well?
Ohhhhh very much. Today on a piece of meat the knife broke... the meat scratched...

Matvienko, SUKA, cleanse the city from the snow!
In the second year, you spend the budget money, and the city because of the snow in many hours of traffic jams, the streets do not pass, the car is not put!
Clean up the city and go to the Canaries, you have already paid five hundred pensions!! to

With respect, voters and taxpayers.

I work in a book club.
Aunt ordered books: “home baking”, “cake”, “cabbage to the house. The book “Why people get fat and how to get back lean.”

The case was in summer. It’s 2 o’clock at night, I’m in bed, I can’t sleep. Under the window, a fucking drunk boy whispered and said, “Katia...I love you.” 20 minutes pass, the neighboring window opens, and from there, with no less sober voice, it is: "Romeo... IK... You have already taken everyone... IK... Go home. Julia has been sleeping long. »