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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56823
 25.11.2011
I count to three!
If I were you, I would have removed this line from the summary.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №56822
 25.11.2011
In a decent woman, every man is the first.
For a decent man, every woman is the last.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №56821
 25.11.2011
I tell you from my father’s words. It was in the year 1970 or 69.
Kharkiv Hydrometeorological Technicum. It was taught by a Jew by the name of Tuller. And to give him the work was archaeological, but possible, since his subject was loved by Tuller and invested it in the heads of yesterday's scholars with all care. Any work brought to the delivery (accounting) a slide, squeezing the eye, kicked off and with the words: "Well you, baby, scratched..." sent a sdudiousus to rework the drawing, and if lucky to correct the comments. And the fonts so across the throat everyone stood, until they learned to write the drawing font all, I repeat ALL. Now the story itself. In the male toilet on the whitened wall a grid was spread, indicating the angle of inclination of 75 degrees, and in compliance with all requirements for the drawing fonts (the thickness of the lines of the letters, the distance between them, the height of the letters, and the radius of the roundings) was written: TULLER. At the break, Tuller himself goes to the toilet, sees this work, clamps his eye, and where without this, got a pencil and put under the same rating.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56820
 25.11.2011
You’ve been in contact with a bad company.
Mom, I founded it.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56819
 25.11.2011
The head of the company -"mash! What is it! Maxim! if I don’t exist, what will you do? if I die tomorrow, then what?
Tagged with: funeral, funeral, funeral, funeral

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56818
 25.11.2011
Mitko: A couple or three years ago some earthwork was carried out in the Luhansk region, and as a result human bones were found. Of course, the law enforcement agencies immediately arrived and launched a criminal case on the fact of murder. In the future, it turned out that it was a funeral of the era of late nomads. It is still not officially closed.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56817
 25.11.2011
Mom came, asks: “Can I write to Dad from your Skype?” – “Can I, I answer, just write that it’s you?” – “Good.”
He says, “Hello, it’s me!”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56816
 25.11.2011
straga: only a good engineer can appoint a meeting, I quote: "At the head of the horse to the monument to Zhukov"

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56815
 25.11.2011
I read the bill on the prohibition of the propaganda of homosexuality and made a clear conclusion for myself - all the troubles in Russia from the pidorasses! The current is not from those who are homosexuals, but from those who sit in the Duma.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56814
 25.11.2011
Annie is fucking. The client came to us in almost the same shirt as my, and I didn’t see her. I only saw a shake when she was leaving... throw... in front of my eyes she wears my coat, says goodbye to me and so slowly leaves... I barely got a heart attack!!! to

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №56813
 25.11.2011
The news:
German weapons company Rheinmetall has demonstrated two combat laser installations of its own production. During the tests, German blasters successfully drowned a rubber boat and shot down the unmanned enemy.
The first comment:
- Pizzade of our inflatable tanks ((

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56812
 25.11.2011
If a boy loves a knot, he knocks his finger in the pop,
This pedic masochist is a bad boy.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56811
 25.11.2011
xxxh: My mom asked me today: "Less, do you know any other ways to prepare for exams besides prayer?"
Ivory, is it your family?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56810
 25.11.2011
Reviews about the drive for the comp on the shop website.
The shortcomings:
A huge wreath of wires
- Incorporating the transmission could make it more "sock"
-Batya said that the steering wheel once "pipka" does not work =(
And then he drove me out and played myself until night =(

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56809
 25.11.2011
In the survey "What was the best song in 2010?
5Vesta Family - Why
23:45 - A friend without a friend
Anna Sedokova and Gigan - Cold Heart
Aslan and Marina - Where are you?
Bjorn Johan Muri – Yes Man
Milan Stankovic – Ovo Je Balkan
Infinity - When You Go
Clothes - Plastic Surgeon
Glory is loneliness
Timor Rodriguez – About You"

I didn’t have enough options "Fuck! who is it?"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56808
 25.11.2011
I met a clever girl once in my life, and instead of fucking her, I talked.

And finished.

I still come to think that a smart girl is rare. Rare is a terrible perversion.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №56807
 25.11.2011
Commentary on the photo of women's circular shorts:
Oh, I have such classy ones ?
I have those curtains.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №56806
 25.11.2011
Do you have a minute?
and yes. And I need her!

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56805
 25.11.2011
I have a friend translator.
I bet with him for 1000 rubles that I will come up with a phrase, the meaning of which is not even approximately translated into English.
What do you think, I invented it!
xxxh: "with me bribes smooth" - he thought day how to translate it, but couldn't)))))

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №56804
 25.11.2011
People don’t hear me on Skype, why?
YYY: 95% of Windows errors are within half a meter of the monitor.
XXX: It’s in columns, right?

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