How is it right in Ukraine?
It is better to sit on your ass than in your ass.

Give my fiancé a major! Ura to! We washed!
Krasov: Well you the main toast do not forget - "first you will be the Lieutenant Colonel, and then I will be...."

You’re a good guy, why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?
WOW: I’m just too selfless.
I can’t find a girl with low self-esteem.

xxx: Dear, do you know that a biathlete runs 20 kilometers on ski? He is able to hit the target from a rifle four times. All this in a record 49 minutes.

Yyy: Well think about the clock late for a date, gods, who’s not going to be? In general, you’d better work on your three-minute record! I also have a shooter!

XXX: Mom, I have done it! I taught you how to swallow today. I will not disappear now!
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Zzzz: Princesses are not hacking!

How do you prepare this salad?
Dyadya_Misha: Very simple: a bank of sayras, a bank of peanuts, onions and vegetable oil.
Dyadya_Misha: only to be more delicious, definitely water from the peanut you pour on the cock
Mazenrad: Oh how! Salad and salad...

If in St. Petersburg a strawberry is a strawberry, then a manna is a manna? and :)

xxxh: 0_on me contextual advertising about self-propelled devices comes out
I am offered hotels in Italy and BMW X1
Do you see the difference between our offices?
I am so cute ?

This is:
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Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((
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The friend. Advice from someone who has experience. If a girl is digging in your phone and asking you to tell me about your contacts, then go straight away.

The state is a car that constantly arranges accidents for its citizens.

I go out of work somehow and approach my car (the "Ford Explorer" of the 1st generation), and under the door is a note: "Oksana, 8965176****".
Well, I am so all instantly broken up, say, the girl wants to meet, all the business! But I am married...
In short, I crushed this note and threw it out somewhere far into the swarm.
I sat in the car and went home. Upon returning home, I found with sadness powerful scratches on the right door. Casanova is...

Lieutenant Rzhevsky has a deadly conversation with Pierre Bezukhov.
When I really want love, and there are only terrible babies around, I drink a bottle of vodka, and they all start to seem beautiful to me. And you, Peter, what do you do in such cases?
The JS? I just take off my glasses...

A bomb simulator.
Bohm in 2 years started earning more than me and took an apartment in a mortgage!! to

Winsard: My 10-year-old son read all of Harry Potter, and what did I?
Envy and shamelessness: I painted every page of the Soviet Encyclopedia Dictionary at 6 p.m.

A friend (healthy two-meter bugy) buys cigarettes, they are placed on the shelf with a terrible picture on top, he goes to the whole store with horror:
Turn around! Turn to!
I pretended not to be with him.

Many people do not have hair on their heads, but the nipples of intracranial cockroaches.

I'm currently listing one culinary site on the subject - what would be easier to cook. I came across an article titled “Very Delicious Egg Breakfast for Simple Village Residents.”
I read the recipes:
Eggs with pesto and avocado sauce
Omelette with spinach and brie cheese.
And all in that spirit, I see very bad things in the village. and :(

The site:
The Good News 09:51
Workers killed a brigadier and buried him with an excavator

For whom is good...

From the Freelancer Forum:
Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((

About Anna Maria:

I have always thought that my name is Michael in honor of the commander-in-chief of the angelic armed forces, and according to your logic, it turns out that either in honor of a thousand devils or in honor of the Vladimir headquarters. Thank you fucking.