Reader: In general, we need to send our spies to China to steal the technology to fight State parasites.

I picked the color of the ass window under the color of the configurator window 1c. I do not burn.

Immediately invent an anecdote about Koreans!
The Nafiga?
I am corresponding with a Korean, she knows a lot of Russian jokes, I want to answer the same.
WOW: Dinner in front of the web and station her Gangamstil
You are the third person to recommend this.)

In the comments to a horror toy:
xxx: Class toy, now I sell bricks with friends.

I met the copywriter.
This is a smart and able to speak correctly and beautiful girl.
beautiful gentle and fragile girl copywriter
As a result of my acquaintance, I changed too.

and began to speak Normik, Pizdariki and Ohuenchik
Ekaterina and Kapsom

I replied, “You see that oxygen balloon? He has a clitoris. Please do it.""

Don’t make such a joke, you’re going to crack! If not his children, then at least his parents.

The series Eureka.
I liked the announcement of the meeting:
All staff members of the X department must come together urgently for a meeting. The topic of the meeting "And I told you".

My mother came to visit me to see how her foolish daughter lives. We sit talking. My cat came to listen. Suddenly, the mother recalls her educational functions:
You will forever be in the hole! Go straight up!
- Yes, I haven't done that for a long time - I am just upset, getting straight.
Instead of answering, my mother silently ticked her finger at the cat.
Which sits exactly the same, bending and laying the elbow on the table.

YYY ))))

The hiding panda pushed her mouth out of the puddle and smiled...

With single tits, in old pyjamas with Pokémon, butter with saliva and garlic >wash, why are these men on them, do not escape...

In this way, you can escape.

HHH: There is no way to melt it!! No to! There is no big parade of 21st or even 22nd planets! There will be no more 20 years!
WOW: There is!
I tell you as an astronomer there is no parade!!! Nibiru is not your wicked.
I say there is a parade of planets!
Zzz: the parade of the planets? When is?! to
Fuck, another one.

[22:41:10] xxx: oh, do not hesitate) I have to lose 2 cm more to catch you)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY This is a measurement! I have a bigger waist, obviously. My husband measured it.
[22:42:09] xxx: the husband was not measured monthly, but politically correct))))))))

and Sakhalin:
Something like a sandwich with eggs wanted...You need to buy bread.

RT @davydovjohn Very much wanted to take the topic of the diploma today "Return to natural exchange after the Apocalypse 21.12.2012". not allowed.

From Habr:
A commentary on the topic about the man who hand-picked passwords for Hollywood stars.

A new superhero, man brothforse.

I have an agonist XD
I drove to the bar on a lechus and, in order to impress the girls, I got out of the car and opened the door to me XD

From one series:
XXX: The Sabbaths are disgusting - a whole mat! Included with subtitles - and once mat, and two, and so on. As if they were in the swamp.
What is "fuck you"? "Let me go out"

I go out the staircase to smoke, the neighbor is sitting
xxx: the condition is called "after the fifteenth bottle of vodka suddenly came a sting"
xxx: complains - "do you add anything to this vodka? It pulls and pulls, it’s impossible to stop!"

From the description of the protective flooring on the IKEA website: If the protective flooring lies on the floor for a long time, under it can form a vacuum, which can lead to damage to the floor. Therefore, regularly lift the protective coating for ventilation.

[21:30:48] black-millenium: I hate regular expressions!!!!!!!!! to
[21:31:11] Him-chan: In Russia "bl**" is a fairly regular expression.