The third week I eat anxiolytics and sedatives (a sedative shorter). Interesting effect came out: I get angry all the same, but it ceased to worry absolutely =)

from ZH

misha_makferson: I listened to a religious-educational conversation on the radio at dinner today. The priest whom he questioned was a practising priest. So he bitterly said that in the turn to the Communion, good parishioners often start to scandalize, push, and sometimes even fight. Not a fucking shit?

cmpax_u_pagocmb: The inheritance of the USSR, what do you want.In the turn it is supposed to scandal, push and fight, otherwise you will not get the deficient goods.

misha_makferson: The grace of God is enough for all and will still remain. and :-)

cmpax_u_pagocmb: The Soviet man is not to be held. He knows that good is never enough for everyone.

If the forbidden fruit is not sweet, then you are not yet mature!

Navy awakening
My friend serves in the navy. He shared his impressions of the harsh army days.
The ship had to clean the oil residues of the tank. It was decided to involve the entire crew - 10 terminators and 5 contractors.
In order not to spoil the slaves, the Botsman brought clothes from секонд-hend. For some reason, she turned out to be a woman. The harsh military days turned into a gay parade or a transvestite show.
Then the crew was announced.
Cap went out, looked at all this unnecessary, cried and went back to his cabin.

Judging from the current textbooks, a compulsory drug check is needed not in schools, but in the Ministry of Education.

From an explanation of the recursion on one of the training programming websites:
Recursion is a fairly common phenomenon, which occurs not only in the fields of science, but also in everyday life. For example, the Droste effect, the Serpinsky triangle, etc.
I probably don’t know anything about my everyday life.

- and why has no one invented a business on the machines, issuing tickets in the subway for seats, to do? Like a professional bodybuilder / catcher - seats you on a ticket :)

Look at what terrible green bread we have in our bakery! (Really terrible green mold with bright yellow spots)
Don’t throw away the zombies.

The average Russian man brushes his teeth with a Finnish toothbrush, squeezes on it a German toothpaste, shaves with an American shaver, sits in the kitchen of the Swedish Ikea, drinks Brazilian coffee, wears an Italian suit when he leaves the apartment, closes the entrance door to the English castle and goes to work in a Japanese car. When riding on the Russian road, speaking in Russian and traveling around the country’s cottage trees and shrubs, he turns on a Japanese radio receiver and listens to the songs of the First Channel “Voice” contest in English. At work, he climbs into the office on a Dutch elevator, enters the office with the label "merchandising department", turns on an American computer with "Windows", enters the Internet created by the Americans, enters the web address of the native social network in English letters, and after getting into his account writes on the blog: "We will not let the damned West enslave our Russia."

There is no logic in this, but there is a place of patriotism.

to this:
M is
I am playing a completely crazy game.
by STIM

M is
There is "not playing this game for 5 years"
— — — —
What is the game, Chief?

Women are clever, so as not to lose their socks, they tied them to cowards and called them "colleagues."

I live in a Russian folk fairy tale.
For a week I give the cat a liquid medicine and I constantly see how "on the cheeks flowed, and the mouth did not get"

Mom: You need to do a reference on the subject "National goals of Russia".
I: Oh, the seeds to click on to drink the barley?
Yes the state!
I: Money out of the people?
Army is there, education?
I am : A! Break it all! Okay, I will do it.

I heard today a question from a young genius, studying in mathematics division with residues and in natural sciences something about single-cell: is the amebo divided entirely or is one amebo the residues?
I still don’t know what to answer...

It was a matter, the English came to work to exchange experiences, in the midst of the struggle against drunkenness, it was necessary to put something on the table of alcohol, one of the workers brought a teaspoon, three liters, well they drank their faces stretched out and say, said long ago did not drink such a good whiskey.

We sit with a friend talking like a man with a man.

Our children will be superior to us in terms of intellectual development.
Well, not our children first, but your children and my children.

All the beauty of a woman’s breast is understood only when it turns out to be the only thing capable of silencing a strong child.

And I dreamed that I would take an exam at the Magic Academy. Not entirely ready, but the neighbors have "bombs" and they catch them all on their feet. Teachers are pretending to do so. The first question is the wise pharmacology, and the second... "How to make a wig. With illustrations." But! Perucks for various sensible types, not just people!
So, there was a drawing for a creature: we find a comet (!!!) In a radius of 10 light-years, we insert a three-step rocket behind the entity and launch its head into the tail of the comet - voila! by Parry!
What is wrong with me?)

I don’t like Korean movies because it’s impossible to distinguish one actor from another.
Seriously, I remember once watched a militant about police and terrorists, where the main character was good, bad. I thought he was a double agent. And only at the end of the film, when he shot himself in a shooting, I realized that they were different characters and different people.

The confident lady:

#if 0
I never thought I would hear that with my own ears.

She: back we flew slowly, seven hours, not six, because we were on the other side.
...
She: Well, the earth rotates, it creates wind, the plane is harder to fly.
and endif

You will find it hard to believe, but the girl, in general, is absolutely right. Of course, you don’t know the terminology – well, what you want from it. There is such a very specific concept as predominant winds, which is part of the circulation of the atmosphere on a planetary scale - which in turn depends on the rotation of the Earth a little more than entirely. Gugliem, what is the wind and the power of Coriolis, for example, we go to Wikipedia - "Western winds of the moderate belt". Of course, the notion of a "plane to fly harder" is not quite true: the aircraft moves in the air and the speed has a constant relative to the air mass in both directions - that is, from the point of view of the flying aircraft, the wind does not exist at all: it moves in calm air, and this "calm" air, in turn, moves relative to the earth's surface. The problem of a boat floating in and against the current, physics, class 6. But yes, from the point of view of the observer on the ground/shore, the aircraft/boat move against the wind/flow "heavier". In this case, the airport of destination acts as an observer.