Fuck the catfish.
From a good cyclist I heard this phrase: "Do your best to be noticed, but drive as if you are invisible."

If you are all hanged with cataphots, dimensions and other whistleblowers - this does not guarantee your safety. But it gives her a good bonus. But if you drive with full confidence as if you are not seen at all, i.e. They will neither skip, neither slow, neither take to the left, nor even signal - this is really a big plus to safety.

This also applies to pedestrians.

[24.11.2014 18:14:46] 1111: Rita, and we in Chinese need to translate or Chinese enough English version - they will make the translations themselves
[24.11.2014 18:16:23] 2222: I will translate
[24.11.2014 18:16:25] 2222: in Kiev
[24.11.2014 18:16:45] 2222: because the Chinese said that the translation from the agency (p. translated in Moscow, the translator himself was from Vladivostok).
[24.11.2014 18:17:42] 1111: well we tried))) more precisely translators)
[24.11.2014 18:18:16] 2222: The Chinese asked - and why do we have a cut-off punishment? :O O
[24.11.2014 18:18:21] 2222: I am saying shooooo??? to
[24.11.2014 18:18:33] 2222: They say you have a death penalty in your contract
[24.11.2014 18:18:46] 2222: I say, oh something may not be so translated...
[24.11.2014 18:19:01] 1111: Fige yourself, translation.....))

If you put meat in the form of filling in the fireplace, then you will get a whitewash cabriolet.

Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((
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There is a good anecdote:
Where do you find normal people to live together?
We take the usual, then apologize.

Sometimes it seems to me that in every department of our company hangs a poster "In any unclear situation call the IT department"

The advertising slogan was born:"Tea "English breakfast" guarantees the British accent". My tainted tongue confirms... Blind.

XXX: I read about Terraforming :)
xxx: I understood that I agreed to live only on Venus - there, after a bit of screening (sunscreening, bombardment with ice asteroids and settlement with genetically modified mold) the average temperature promises to be about +26.
XX: Interesting direction takes thoughts at the end of November.

And with every quotation from the “irritated pedestrian,” Jeremy Clarkson’s words seem more and more fair: “Push the pedestrian.” They must learn that if they do not pay the road tax, they are not entitled to go for what they do not own.

Bgg... I see directly your joy from the justice of burning your boiler, parked on a plot that does not belong to you 100% (as well as roads - pedestrians).

DerArto: Curves in a person, like cash in supermarkets - despite the fact that they have been created a lot, not the fact that they will work all.

I’ll ask her about it tomorrow in a couple. I love to impress people!
Dema: I think it is worth using more effective and sudden methods that have a historical basis.
For example, a copy.
A method tested for thousands of years. They were impressed by people at the time of ancient Greek philosophers.

Vlas: the awkward moment when you need rubber products, and you forgot where they all work
Vlas: found a piece of old wheelchair, hopefully prokatit
Vlas: How I got to this dishwasher.

According to the law, if you borrow money from someone in currency, you have the full right to pay it in rubles at the rate of the day of the deferral.
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Tell this to those who have a mortgage in currency. Let us laugh together.

The mountain road. Dark – we are behind the polar circle, though not much. We do not see the sun during the day, although the polar night has ended - it rises behind the mountains, passes behind them and sits behind the mountains. Now is night.
We passed our stop and returned on foot. No lighting, except that there are lights somewhere in the mountains.
Cars are rare, but pass by.
We were crazyly happy that the owner of the shirt we were shooting, firmly insinuated to us the need to take reflective vests and lamps on our head, we somehow didn’t care that they were “unpleasant.”
Two girls.
of Norway.

I was on the train a day ago. The neighbor is very strange. Talk he loves - it is understandable and nothing out of the line. But when I was going to eat anything from food, he sat down closer and politely and said, “Sorry, you’re going to eat everything?” So, I fell asleep at one point and I see a dream in which I sleep at my shelf peacefully and I also see a dream. In a dream, my neighbor approaches me and is just as polite: "Sorry, will you check out the whole dream?" Only a day and so got=)

It is necessary to introduce a tradition: in honor of the last mortgage payment, the bank gives the borrower a socks.

[24.11.2014 23:58:06] Ivan Korsak (Korss): on Friday I lost my hat, I think where I left it in the office or in the police
[24.11.2014 23:58:21] Ivan Korsak (Korss): after work went to the office there is no one
[24.11.2014 23:58:35] Ivan Korsak (Korss): I come to the police today
[24.11.2014 23:58:40] Ivan Korsak (Korss): and you know what there saw
[24.11.2014 23:59:09] Northern myth (Dmitry): yourself in the mirror?
[24.11.2014 23:59:11] Ivan Korsak (Korss): they wrecked her and as they saw me as an asshole it says not to be stolen as evidence

I have UAZ. With a baal farcope and always a good tyre by season. The ice season has begun and I’ve been hit twice ". The son wrote with a mark on a farcope somewhere read: "Philosophy for Rothoseans"

Somehow so.

People, once you help everyone here, tell me why I, a 34-year-old 190cm 90kg, listening to the song, really want to cry?

Not because my heart hurts.
Because there is it.

Holmes, what do you think about the reflectors?

Watson, do you remember how we caught the Baskerville dog?
This hellish creature rushed to us with a light-reflector on the whole face! The bricks we put down would have been enough for the second Baskerville Hall.

I bought a console from someone, communicated by SMS. This morning comes from him:
I promised to call, but I won’t. Whether you are little at work, or in algebra, or in hostages... in general, how to be free, let me know.